What is the best one-liner to say before or after kicking

>"Would you like a wiener, sir?"

>>37430147
oy! how'd you like your eggs m8?
*kick*
crushed will do then aye? aint to erray teh cheer fer ye

>>37430147
Before:

"Hope you enjoy tasting your balls."

Old one, but

"What's the capital of Thailand?"
>kick them in the nuts
"BANGKOK!"

THAT'S MY PURSE
I DON'T KNOW YOU

Its not original

>"ever wish you were a girl?"
>no why ?
*kicks balls*
>"what about now ?"

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>>37430449
Would be funny if Bangkok was the capital of Thailand.

>>37430935
Bangkok is the capital of Thailand wtf?

>>37430935
what the fuck do you think it is then?

>>37430935
Yeah well but it is the capital of Thailand, why you has to be such a meanie :c

>Give my regards to your kids

before: sir, you will soon envy the eunuchs
after: let that be a lesson to every man who sleeps with my wife

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>>37432139
>>37432182
>>37432187
Learn basic geography, you dumbfucks. Lmao

>>37432252
Are you seriously saying that Bangkok is not the capital of Thailand?

I don't know if you're stupid, of if I'm stupid for falling for incredibly obvious bait.