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going to have a girl roommate for atleast a semester
i got matched with a girl for the 2br 2ba apartment I decided to lease off campus. the complex was built for students but i had no idea I could get a girl roommate.
i hardly ever go outside, wat should i do?
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Steal her panties and take pics for us
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>>37427981
request a different room mate?
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Do your shit as always.
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>>37428037
This.
Why do you think it's such a big fucking deal being with or talking to a girl?
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Nothing, prepare for her to be fucking strange men at all hours of the day.
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>>37428021
that is possible anon
i just wanted someone to validate all the lewd fantasies i am having rn
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>>37428097
>>37428097
Living with a girl is not what you think it will be like.
Contrary to popular belief they are disgusting. There will be hair in the shower every morning that will "never be hers".
she will eat any and all food even if its deemed off limits by you.
you will also have to cope with the fact that she will bring over guys every weekend to have sex with.
it's a losing battle anon.
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>>37427981
Try to be friends with her
Do not repeat DO NOT attempt to pursue her sexually or romantically
You are still a very new adult and you post on /r9k/, there is no way you could have the emotional maturity to make a live-in relationship work
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>>37428144
well we will have our own bathrooms
maybe i can dazzle her with my cooking skills
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>>37428290
>>37428290
>maybe i can dazzle her with my cooking skills
sounds like the start of a cringy greentext anon.
Just cook for yourself. Be friendly and all but I wouldn't try to court her.
The thing you really want is her to bring her friends over, and frequently.
However that is going to take an amount of restraint on your part. You need to do your best not to come off too creepy or anything.
If she is frequently bringing her friends over you are doing that part right at least.
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set up spy cams anon :)
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>>37427981
>i hardly ever go outside, wat should i do?
Don't worry, she will. You'll hardly ever see her.
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>>37427981
oh boy prepare to hear her riding the cock carousel CONSTANTLY while you sit in your chair, alone and jacking to degenerate porn.
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>>37427981
They force a girl to live with guys? No wonder why the rate of rape is so high.
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>>37428344
This, OP.
Although I don't think it would be a bad idea to cook for her too.
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>>37428464
she can request a different roommate
we only got matched because we gave similar answers on a compatibility questionnaire
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