>tfw you will never worry about dying a virgin because you

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>>37423794
Why wasn't I born like this?
Also, any robots taking prozac? Does it kill your libido?

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>>37423794
This is a heavenly feel.

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he did alright

Youre not asexual. I know what im talking about. Your brain just adopted to not having sex I guess. Happens to monkeys too btw

>tfw you will never worry about dying a virgin because you are a masochist who gets off on being a dirty unwanted excuse for a human being.
I suppose the feel is somewhat similar, right?

>>37424935
I'm on 40mg. Doesn't for me.

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>Tfw you know this feel
>Tfw it is a good feel
>Tfw feels good

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>tfw this only applies if you don't have the urge to masturbate
>jfmsuf

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>tfw have never had a crush or oneitis
>tfw I only get erect and masturbate to the act of incredibly specific bondage, regardless of age, gender or whoever is involved
>penis, tits and vaginas, intercourse and porn do absolutely nothing for me
>have furiously masturbated to the sound of duct tape being pulled
>have never been able to tolerate women and seeing men in pussy-whipped relationships gives me a mixture of laughter and disgust.

I hold the secrets of the universe

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>asexual
>not schizoid

All the same benefits but I can beat my meat too.

>>37423794
I think I'm the same? Sex is cool but I don't worry about it at all. Just tryna die

NO such thing as asexual human beans

>>37425528
Nah, not really. I never felt like having sex in my whole life, to be honest it even disgusts me. I don't even feel curious about it kek

Get rid of your testicles and be liberated from carnal lust. Best thing that happened to me.

To bad it came with cancer.