Why don't you just date an asian girl, anon? You're

I almost did but at the end of the date i asked for a kiss before we left and she just stoped talking to me. Shit sucks dude. I hate myself for it.

i live in america and asian girls here are high strung, thankless, wannabe foodies and borderline autistic

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>>37418432
Did you make it clear to her that you are Caucasian and therefore entitled to her as your property? She must not have understood the asian gf laws.

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>>37418483
asian girls who yelp and snapchat their food are qt

>borderline autistic
So are you. Perfect for a sperg like yourself, friend.

>>37418098
>senior year
>sit next to cute Chinese foreign exchange student
>too anxious and retarded to do anything about it
I bet she thought I was fat and stinky anyways.

The only low Asians stupid enough to date non-Asians are Southeast """"Asians""""""" (disgusting trash)

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>>37418534
They literally do not care as long as you're white. Just tell her you have straight A's in school and plan to be a doctor.

>>37418491
I guess not. I totally forgot to mention it.

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>>37418559
t. elliot rodger
t. beta
t. butthurt asian "male"

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>>37418609
She must be new to this country. All asian women know they belong to white men.

>>37418638
She was from.florida so i guess she was a little on the slow side of things.

>>37418638
> they belong to white men.
> r9k

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But what if I'm non-white and want an Asian gf?

>>37418595
It's been three years since I graduated. And I'm not going to lie to a cutie patootie just for a fuck.

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>>37418700
Are you such a fat neet that you're not familiar with the asian gf laws? Go outside, you worthless leech. All you need to do is go up to one and claim them then show your proof of caucasian heritage.

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>>37418432

>asked for a kiss

>>37418098
>>37418595
>>37418609
>>37418638
theres something i just cant stand about americanized asians
to me theyre 10x more annoying than regular white girls

>>37418098
This is an utter falsity

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>>37418098

>White women belong to black men
>Asian women belong to white men
>Arab women belong to hispanic men
>Asian men get NOTHING

>>37418759
> asian gf laws
written by r9k kids

Why? I'm just not interested

>>37418792
You guys get money

>no Asian qt gf

>>37418792
abo girls are still available....

>>37418772
this. Second gen asians are the most basic stacies you'll ever meet.

>>37418792
Asian men also belong to white men

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>>37418738
You will probably be thrown in jail, sorry buddy. Maybe you can try telling her you're "white hispanic"
>>37418793
>fat neets don't know asian gf laws
Holy shit, what kind of redneck shithole do you live in where you still don't have this? I'm from LA and we got this statewide back in late 2014.

>>37418846
> i`m from la
my condolences

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>>37418772
>>37418819
>dumb robots don't know how to fix asian girls

All you have to do is send her to Chinese school or Korean school then teach her how to use chopsticks, then she will revert back to a fob.

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>>37418792
>white women belong to black men
think again

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>>37418876
Don't sweat it, i'm planning to move to Hongcouver when they start implementing asian gf laws. One of my 4 asian gfs is a rental, I'm going to release her back into the wild in a few months.

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>>37418920
>All you have to do is send her to Chinese school or Korean school then teach her how to use chopsticks, then she will revert back to a fob.
thats nice
too bad this never happens and all the ones who come to america have trash children

mass immigration is wrong

>>37418920
There's literally no helping them. A 2nd/whatever gen was the president of the Asian club when I was in high school and they went ice skating. They don't give a fuck about their roots; they are American now.

>>37418920
>teaching them to use chopsticks will surely undo decades of Western conditioning

There is no way to fix them once they've realized how easy stacies have it in the US. Only way to snatch them straight from the east asian countries.

>>37418098
>You're white
big assumption there

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>>37419005
>big assumption there
why are you here nigger

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>>37418965
>>37418971

There is a more drastic approach to this dilemma. First you ship her back to China/Korea. They you destroy her smartphone (the source of all her life force). Her brain will shut off for a few days while the smart phone repairs itself. Delete snapchat and instagram from her phone, and then you can retrain her. My 3rd asian gf forgot how to use chopsticks after I forgot to do routine maintenance on her, and I fixed her using this. hope this helps.

>>37419028
>forgot to do routine maintenance
You know that you are the robot, not her, right?

>>37419028
>They you destroy her smartphone (the source of all her life force).
>ITT the perfect recipe for making a psychotic Asian female
every asian female on the planet has a smartphone. Even the 10/10 pure waifu gfs living in rural nihongo have them. youre just going to make her unrelatable to every other female. (unless you advocated destroying them completely across civilization which I would approve)
>Delete snapchat and instagram from her phone
I feel like if the girl were decent material in the first place she wouldnt really waste her time with this shit.


maybe ill just try to sneak into japan and find a 7/10 japanese gf and live int he mountains or something. its the only option to avoid degenerates it would seem at this point.

>>37419069
>he wonders why his asian gf transforms into a stacey when he doesn't perform the routine maintenance

Are you stupid? They have the innate ability to blend into their surroundings.

>>37419097
>nihongo
nippon
pls kill me i have dishonoru my famire

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>>37419097
Japanese women are not covered by asian gf laws due to the fact that Japan has severely declining birth rates. You would be committing international crimes outlawed by the UN. The only way to bypass this is to gain Japanese citizenship by showing them your katana skills and eroge collection.

>>37419163
I'll be your second to chop off your head after you stab yourself in the belly.

>>37419028
i would not pull out

robotbloxx

>>37419215
>>37419215
>You would be committing international crimes outlawed by the UN.
what crimes?
waifu stealing?
>by showing them your katana skills
i only know the naginata

>>37419005
Why didn't you choose to be white in the character creation screen before you were born? Do you just like living life in hard mode?

>>37418610

you know Elliott Rodger hated Asian dudes and had an identity complex right?

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>>37419299
Waifu stealing is a serious crime, yes

>>37419311
that's because he is an asian dude and he hates himself

>I'm Jewish and a girl I like and probably likes me the most is Asian.
>Don't want to say this but I'm a fucking genius that it's mad villainy.
>She came over last night.
>Make my big reveal of being awesome for once instead of the ENTP prick I generally am.
>Nice Jewish Boy INTP Einstein.
>Not bad boy Israeli ENTP von Neumann
>Got operator asf with her last night, she's former Navy.
>Fucking gonna get married to this girl, Meine Gott im Himmel.
>She rolled me a blunt of some dank sticky icky
>FUCK YES
>Have the best day today, going to invite her over tomorrow, didn't get needy and shit today or tonight so I've got it on lock.
>She's half-Japanese
>Fucking have history with her
>Going to conquer the world with this woman.
>Not just me but for all of us.
>Don't EVER give up HOPE, DON'T YOU DARE I CARE.
>4Chan rules the World.
>Times' are a changin'
>I'm going to marry Katie, just you wait robots.

>>37419383
no idea what you're saying man

>>37418098


I have a lot of experience with asian women. I've traveled to korea, japan, china. I've pick up many cuties just because I was a decent looking white guy. I'll give yall some info on asian girls.

>Asian Americans

Same as white girls. snobby, self absorbed, needy. Its a mixed bag when it comes to
gender roles.


>Korean girls

self absorbed but less than american women. Traditional gender roles (Man works, women takes care of kids). Bossy and very jealous of other women. (will accuse you of cheating alot)
Harder to get into a relationship with because they're very traditional and believe in dating koreans.


>Japanese girls

traditional and very agreeable. Open to sexuality but very shy. They love confident and (mentally) strong men. They adore white guys, especially tall white guys. Probably the most open to dating and fucking white guys.


>chinese girls

VERY traditional. Loves white guys(only because of status). Marriage/child focused. LOW promiscuity. Bossy and rude. Her parents will move in with you because of chinese tradition.


I would say japanese women are probably the best out of all the asians I've ran into. Japan is a horrible to live in though..

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I got a 10/10 Asian gf pretty much for being white, can confirm. She said her preference was tall blonde white boys. I happen to fill all of those. She can't really cook well yet, but she'll learn, and she can clean. We're going to roleplay, me as her white conquerer, she as the submissive Asian slut who's a slave to white dick.

>>37418938

>unironially pulling the "muh online dating" card

Where are you all finding the Asian women. I see a few on tinder but never get a match

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>>37419706

Asia..

asian girls in america/europe dont give a fuck about white guys.

In asia you are a god.

>>37419690
>>unironially pulling the "muh online dating" card
>says anything negative about blacks
>nope couldnt possibly be true
hello darky

>>37418938
>asians are most popular women
I'm not surprised because white women are fat nowadays

>>37419575
Lmao "white conquerer"

meanwhile he works at Dominoes

>>37419934
says the half asian cuck who lives in his fathers basement

>>37419977
They really should make black gf laws for asian guys. I feel sorry for them.

>>37419575
I'm Half Japanese and my husband and I roleplay as that all the time it's pretty dank. Or that I'm his adoptive Asian daughter that he molests.

>>37419575
Last sentence pretty much sums up wm+af relationships, just degenerate fetishism and white losers to feel superior, the irony that one of those parties involved tends to complain about wf+bm relationships for being based on fetishism.

>>37420000
>They really should make black gf laws for asian guys.
nobody should have to deal with black women. Its just not right
>>37420003
>I'm Half Japanese
potentially absolute qt combo

>>37420030
>Elliot Rodger getting upset at a fun thread

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>>37420030
>just degenerate fetishism and white losers to feel superior,
>loser
>has a gf
>irony that one of those parties involved tends to complain about wf+bm relationships for being based on fetishism.
and im sure you complain about all those threads too right?
it couldnt be that its just wmaf that triggers you could it?
hmmmmm......

so whos the asian your mom or dad?