The year is 2053. B-Ball is dead. My name is Charles Barkley.

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2017-06-01 04:15:03 Post No. 37417448
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 04:15:03 Post No. 37417448 [Report]

The year is 2053. B-Ball is dead.
My name is Charles Barkley.
I am one of the last b-ball stars alive.
In 2041, basketball was made illegal, and almost all b-ballers were massacred in what is now known as "The Great B-Ball Purge."
I lived, but I lost my reason for living. B-Ball was gone.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 04:16:40 Post No.37417477
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I live in teh post-cyberapocalyptic ruins of Neo New York with my 12 year old son Hoopz.
I've given him all I can, but sometimes I wonder if it's enough...

Anonymous 2017-06-01 04:18:22 Post No.37417508
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She loved the water.
I'd take her out here sometimes and we'd just look up at the moon.
I'd tell her sometimes the moon looked like a b-ball and she would laugh and tell me I was obsessed.
Maybe...
Maybe I was.
It looks like her though, doesn't it?

Just... the shape.
Her head was that shape, that... sphere.
Maybe that's why I loved her, because her head was shaped like a b-ball.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 04:46:33 Post No.37418072
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>>37417448
Unironically a quality thread OP. thanks for posting.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 04:48:32 Post No.37418108
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>>37417448
Someone make this a movie, and send it to Charles Barkley

Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:36:40 Post No.37418939
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>>37418072
thanks anon it means a lot to me that you'd say that

Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:37:42 Post No.37418954
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:37:42 Post No.37418954 [Report]

EVERYBODY GET UP IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW

Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:39:38 Post No.37418984
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:39:38 Post No.37418984 [Report]

>>37418954
WE GOT A REAL JAM GOIN DOWN WELCOME TO THE SPACEJAM

Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:39:51 Post No.37418986
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:39:51 Post No.37418986 [Report]

Chuck is unironically one of my favorite basketball players ever

Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:40:52 Post No.37419003
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:40:52 Post No.37419003 [Report]

>>37417448
I like how you failed to mention anything about the chaos dunk and what it did.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:42:30 Post No.37419024
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:42:30 Post No.37419024 [Report]

>>37418108
It's the plot to a video game.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:44:42 Post No.37419053
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:44:42 Post No.37419053 [Report]

>>37419024
That's a fucking disappointment, I thought some anon put his heart and soul into coming up with something cool

Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:45:23 Post No.37419064
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>>37417448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LPJcrgUQMY

Chuck, who did this? Was it the big ol' women down in San Antonio?

Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:47:09 Post No.37419085
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>>37419053
You're kinda right, I think he was from KC or Something Awful.

Anyways, he was the guy that first turned Shrek into a meme

Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:48:06 Post No.37419098
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>>37418986
NO RINGS

Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:52:12 Post No.37419156
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>>37419098
>MUH RINGS

Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:54:34 Post No.37419195
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>>37419156
Erneh RINGS

Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:56:11 Post No.37419229
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>>37419085
Yeah, I'm reading up on it now, screw it, it's still cool

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