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>see guy on bus >he looks sad and lonely so i sit next

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>see guy on bus
>he looks sad and lonely so i sit next to him
>he has earbuds on and i ask him what he's listening to
>can't tell if he can't hear me or is ignoring me
>thought it would be cute to pull out one of his ear buds and ask again
>do it
>he looks at me like wtf im doing
>say oops sorry
>move seats
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Just be my gf you stupid fucking slut, I don't care how autistic you are.
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you severely lack any self awareness
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>>37416507
Its not really a good idea to do that to someone you dont know, guy or girl.
I can commend you for taking initiative as a girl, but maybe try approaching one who isn't wearing headphones.
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>>37416507
Are you attractive? Post pics, preferably body
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>>37416507
That was very rude of you
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That face that you make when you realize all the autistic cuties will end up married to the first guy they talk to and you will die alone
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>>37416507
If you're a female this spergy please give me a throwaway email
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I wish you pulled out my earbud.
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>>37416507
He was ok the phone with Stacy.
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>>37416507
If he's that good looking he almost definitely already has a girlfriend and isn't interested in you
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>>37416507
people who wear headphones in the first place are fucking wastes anyway they have so little going on in their brains they need music and commotion to entertain their mindless brains
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What exactly did you expect to happen? I'm not being rhetorical, I just never understood whether women are just spurious or they seriously wanted to do something.
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>>37416507
leave him alone dumb roastie baka
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>>37416610
What if the only use I give to my phone is reading epubs?
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i feel sad knowing this will never happen to me.
A for effort i guess.
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>>37416507
What really happened
>Get on bus and scan the seats
>Mumble to myself as I scan "Seats taken, seats taken, eww ugly, eww manlet, eww pic related hes gonna rape me... OH A CHAD!"
>Sits next to him oblivious to the fact hes on a face cam chat with Stacey
>Expect him to give me attention just because I sat next to him
>Yank out his earbuds like a thirty cunt
>He assumes this was indeed a mistake by your oops statement
>He tries to be polite and moves seats and sits next to one of the men you rejected
>They become bros and he introduced him to his other female friends
>You continue on the bus to your shared 1 bedroom flat and sob while looking at yourself naked in the mirror, eating cheetos and ranting online about where the good men have gone.
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if someone did this to me on my way back to work i would instinctively hit them because of autistic reflexes

it would be so awkward for both of us
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>>37416762
he wasn't a fucking chad and genuinely looked miserable

i was just trying to be idk quirky but failed because femautism
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be my clumsy gf
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>>37416507
i would have smiled at you in a cute awkward way and then we'd fall in love
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If I did this to a random girl on the bus i'd get mace in my face and the driver would kick me out for sexual assault
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>>37416790
maybe he was just scared. i would have been. but i would have been all butterflies for the rest of the day too
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>>37416790

Are you an attractive fembot or not? It's
a very important part of the equation
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>>37416790
It could've worked out if you didn't pull out the earbuds and tried to get his attention
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>>37416834
Your a fat ugly autistic neck beard. How the fuck would we have fallen in love, stupid. XD
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>>37416610
i use my headphones specifically so people dont talk to me, sometimes i dont even have anything playing
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>>37416790
Honestly, you probably freaked him out. Headphones are a general sign that a person doesn't want to be talked to.
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>>37416790
Honestly if this is true then I would say he has a GF, is gay, or you are ugly.
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>>37416887
uhh no i look pretty cute. like a femboy xd
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>>37416507
>people unironically believing this neckbeards kawaii animu fanfiction
how low this board has fallen
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>>37416610
He may have been wearing them to filter out bus noise because busses are loud. And to deter any possible social interaction. I do this.
Also you're a fucking dolt, music can stimulate thought and you probably just have mindless chatter going on most of the time.
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>>37416790
So were you planning on sucking his dick or leaving him with blue balls?
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>>37416790
>femautism
get out
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>>37416610
>not listeing to MIT science courses to avoid talking to normies.
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>>37416849
don;t forget the beating by fellow passengers, and police waiting for you outside
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>/r9k/ tells fembots that all it takes to get a bf is to go outside and approach a guy
>someone does as they say and gets rejected
>/r9k/ laughs and calls her autistic
I take it that this is an admission that robots are admitting they're full of shit and women don't actually have it on easy mode?
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>>37416918
Post pics pwease. If you don't your a neckbeard. :3
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>>37416918
So did Elliot you desperate faggot.
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>>37416948
you get to call us roasties i get to use femautism

got it?
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>>37416834
This is easier to write but I guarantee that your reaction would be surprise and not in a good way

I also tend to think I'd react in someway but the reality is you don't expect things when they happen and your reaction is going to be a thoughtless action
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>>37416507
Kek

If you were a man you'd be behind bars or in cuffs right now, also you'd be bloody could guys would jump at the chance to protect a helpless maiden by beating a stranger even if they have no understanding of the context of the situation.
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if a girl sat next to me and tried to initiate contact, I'd probably fall in love with her immediately. but I'm actually sad and lonely. the fact that this guy didn't react positively to the OP indicates that he is not actually sad and lonely. probably a Chad with 3 gfs waiting on call.
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>>37417002
Man, robots really are just an intellectually dishonest bunch, huh?
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>>37416966
Women do have it on easy mode but they only go for chads
Everytime if you ever see a real female posting that ''wah this cute robot doesn't pay attention to me he wants stacy'' she's literally talking about chad
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This is why I don't use public transport. God I truly hate humanity. Poor guy, he's probably confused and afraid about the whole situation. Wtf do you do? Some random grabs your headphone. Jesus.
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>>37417031
>Everytime if you ever see a real female posting that ''wah this cute robot doesn't pay attention to me he wants stacy'' she's literally talking about chad
[citation needed]
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>>37416966
What kind of socially inept retard pulls a headphone out of someone's ear? Fuck right off.
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>Oops a guy didnt pay attention to me!
>Guess I'll ignore the 60 guys who DID give me attention and compain about it!
I hope you get ovarian fucking cancer
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>>37416507
Should've tapped him on the shoulder and given him a chance to interact; it's jarring to have someone rip your headphones out, it's like if someone randomly picked your nose
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>>37416507
Life isn't some anime,
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>>37417072
I think I'd fall in love with a girl who picked my nose out of the blue, though.
Frankly, showed me any attention, actually.
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>>37417057
>What kind of socially inept retard pulls a headphone out of someone's ear?
Perhaps a fembot you fucking douche?
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>>37417026
>tfw a girl sat next to me on a bus and fell asleep on my shoulder
>tfw we got to my stop and I had to gently wake her by shaking her leg
It was like a year ago and I still think about it, even though it didn't mean shit to her probably. Good feels though.
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>>37417051
Oh I'll give you a fucking citation, you fat ass neck hair.

Pic related is a chad "robot" some fembot has been dying to suck off. This is the creepshot she took.
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>>37416594
I'll pull out of your asshole desu
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>>37416610

I can hear music even when theres nothing playing and it drives me crazy, the only thing that calms me is actually listening to music.
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>>37417117
I understand that he has a jawline and isn't horribly deformed, but he's grinning like a retard enjoying that book and his hairstyle looks goofy as fuck. Not a Chad, exactly.
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>>37417117
kek

Somehow I'm not surprised that robots have to resort to unironically labeling a literal 3/10 as chad.
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>>37416973
noo i accept being a neckbeard then
>>37416994
yeah i know it never goes as smooth as you think it would
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If you did that to me I'd start screaming. Just strait screaming for about 10 minutes. I have severe autism and don't like to be touched
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>>37416507
Trying to initiate conversation with strangers on public transit.

How naive/young are you? Sound like the actions of a sheltered 19 year old.
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>>37416610
>Not activating your brain with pleasurable sounds

Kek. Enjoying life buddy?
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>>37417117
This dude isn't a chad at all lmao. He's just not fat. How ugly are you?
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Why didn't you just tap him on the shoulder and have him take it out himself?
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Why didn't you just tap him on the shoulder
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>>37417208
BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE QUIRKY

IT WAS STUPID

I KNOW
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>>37417171
The fact that a female finds him attractive means he is not a 3/10
If one finds him attractive it means that some other roasties will also find him attractive, literally just chad with glasses
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Femanon, now you know why you don't post in this virgin board.
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>>37417228
So if a 3/10 female finds a 3/10 male attractive that automatically makes him a chad. The fuck? What kind of logic is that
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>>37416610
I have earbuds in so:

1. People won't try to talk to me because I'm not interested, I thought the earbuds made that clear.

2. I listen to audiobooks and don't want you interrupting me.
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>>37417249
Shut the fuck up you white knight cucklord. She doesn't care about your shitty headphones, only Chad's.
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>>37417257
real robots aren't attractive to anyone, not even the lowest of females
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>>37417222
>tfw no qt quirky gf
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>>37417222
>tumblr reply
No wonder he didn't respond
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>>37417222
You should have asked if he was listening to the smith's desu. Im a fembot and it works. I've done it a few times.
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>>37417272
>Shut the fuck up you white knight cucklord. She doesn't care about your shitty headphones, only Chad's.
Imagine being this delusional
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>>37417268
>audiobook
What are you a child?
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>>37417289
The ones in between are just normies/cyborgs then, not default chad
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>>37417268
>wear earbuds every time I go out
>people still ask me questions and still say words to me even though I have the music cranked up to the max

I don't mind the talking but it's really fucking annoying taking my earbuds out
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>>37416610
I listen to music specifically, because my thoughts don't shut off, I use it in conjunction with marijuana. You're a retard though.
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>>37416953
>not listening to a powerful Joe Rogan Podcast
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>>37417304
it wasn't the smiths, when i pulled it out i sort of heard what he was listening to and it was some type of wacky growling metal
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>>37416507


This >>37416762 is true isn't it roastie?
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>>37417369
You dodged a bullet famalam. Don't even feel sad or awkward about this. He is a total loser.
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>>37417369
>metal
You dodged an autism bullet. He's just a narcissistic twat.
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>>37416507
If that happened to me I'd just assume some cunt was fucking with me.
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>>37417357
>You're a retard though.

and yet somehow I got all the (YOU)s seriously tho people who use music to deal with depression, boredom, anger, unhappiness are a bunch of emotional women. You should listen to music to appreciate the artists work not because your SO left you or because you get wrestless on a long train ride
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>>37416507

Take this advice roastie >>37417249 and get out. Your life problems are imaginary.

>>37417249

Also, trying to be reddit on r9k congratulations. Good thing you'll help drive the roasties out though.
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>>37417434
The entire fucking appeal of music is it amplifies emotions.
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>>37417455
Anything for you, MGTOW
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>>37416507
>sit next to guy on the bus
>this is it.png
>ask him what he's listening to
>removes earbud
>grunts out a name I don't recognize
>"o-oh cool"
>puts earbud back in
>have to spend the rest of the bus ride being overly conscious of how close we're sitting together and how it would be awkward if I suddenly got up and moved to an empty seat but would be awkward if I stayed until one of us gets off of the bus and we never see each other again
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>''hey what are you listening to teehee''
>''just music''

I know OP is fake but this is the only good answer if some roastie ever asks you, I can't tell her I'm listening to Swans or Sunn O))), have to hide my power level evrytim with dumb normies and roasties
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>>37417027
It's assault.

Hands behind your back!
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>>37417434
>>37417434
>You should listen to music to appreciate the artists work
Literally a way of subverting boredom then, just like studying, or making anything. Also, artists make their music specifically to capture moods and WANT you to feel with them, and most would be glad their music brought you out of depression or at least helped. Speaking as an artist that loves his small amount of listeners.
>telling people how and when to appreciate art
You are really this stupid m8.
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>>37416507
>a girl will never do this to you
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>>37416610
>>37416893
I just sit and stare or pretend to sleep or read. Only once in a blue moon do I listen to music, and that's only if I'm obsessed over a song.
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>>37417434
Music is there to evoke emotions you pretentious fuck
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This bitch sounds like she has a huge ego and lets face it is probably morbidly obese. The heffer should post a pic of her face to prove otherwise.
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>>37417738
im not fat at all and im not posting pics so you can suck my asshole
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>>37417772

Fattie confirmed
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>>37417772
You must be fucking huge, I bet you have a fuppa covering your beef flaps.
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>>37417772
not cute at all confirmed
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>>37417819
>>37417845
>>37417854
my clit is probably bigger than your small cocks
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>>37416602
fuck man
shes such a goddess
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>>37417772
>confirmed for 150 lbs chubby america girl who is a pasty amalgam of 5 different european ethnicities and is 1/32 native cheroke
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>>37417117
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED
THE PERSON WASNT A GIRL IT WAS A BOY YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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>>37417863
Fat tranny confirmed, no wonder he wanted nothing to do with you
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>>37417863

I'm an average 6 incher. Your clit is like 5 millimeters kek it's too funny when girls try to cock shame when their cocks are in the millimeters.

Also, you sound like a huge prude and an evil stacy no wonder regular guys pass on you. Just take Chad in your holes already.
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>>37417928
>i can't take a joke
>REEE GO AFTER CHAD
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>>37417171
>>37417205
normies LEAVE
REEE GET OUT REEEE
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>>37416610
Listen to some audiobooks and learn something you fag.
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>>37417863
not something to be proud of you high test cunt. Proving how unattractive you are. Shave your mustache.
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>>37417999
at least i can grow a mustache
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>>37417304
>listening to the smith's

Only homosexuals would be listening to that though.
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>>37417863
I bet it reeks like a fisherman's dick cheese
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>>37417986
SHITPOST BY DAY JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT
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>>37418028
Schaub bless.
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>>37417955

Aww, did Chad reject you too roastie? Kek you have to be burn victim aids ugly and fat to get rejected by all guys.
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>>37418052
i actually sucked 37 chad dicks
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>>37418066

As you should. It is your duty to serve him.
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>>37416507
He did exactly what he was suppose to do, ignore you. 10/10 guy.
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>>37418066
When you suck dicks do you think about all the piss that comes out?
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>>37418066
And there we have it the fatty finally outs herself as a roastie whining whore desperate for attention from any and every source. Even going as far as to bother a guy who wants to be left alone just to make herself the centre of attention again.
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>>37418103
>>37418151
>>37418154
ok i guess that proves this board is filled with 14 year olds who havent seen clerks
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>>37417268
>audiobooks
hey pal
you just get in from pleb town?
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>>37418179

>clerks

original?
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>>37416507
Don't worry, OP, I love you.
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>>37418179
Typical vapid roastie insulting someone because they are not a part of the social group they are in
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>>37418066

Leave stacy. Why on earth are you here go pair up with chad
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>>37418016
I literally have needed to shave weekly since 10th grade and not even arab. Fall back fat clit.
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>>37416507
Stop going after Chads or normal-looking normies.

Then again there's no way you would have done that to a regular robot; you would have just ignored his ass
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>>37416532
I want to reiterate this post except without any irony
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>>37416790
Honeslty if I were him I'd be scared shitless too. For all I know you could be setting me up for a trap and have 12 angry niggers waiting for me at your stop
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>>37416610
a look inside the mind of an /r9k/ brainlet
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>>37418488

She's stacy you desperate anon. She only wants Chad and you know that. She just posts here for validation from boys that make her feel superior and worthy before Chad makes her feel inferior and worthless.
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>>37418535
im not a fucking stacey and dont want a fucking chad holy fucking shit how many times do i have to say this
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>>37418553

The guy op has a crush on
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>>37417865
Are we both looking at the same abomination of a human being? EW, dood.
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>>37418553

You admit to sucking his dicks chad has multiple dicks as you well know . Were you lying?
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Jezzus fucking chirst this got Toxic quick, why does /r9k/ hate women so much
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>>37418873
The only reason girls should post on this board is if they want to date us, otherwise they should fuck off.
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>>37418873

Where to even begin? How about feminism, being demonized in school and mainstream culture, told you are oppressors, expected to serve women and yet say women are oppressed. It's fucking endless. We're robots BECAUSE of women. Chad is not a robot because women throw affection and kindness at him.
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>>37418873
>hangout for bitter, autistic virgins
>surprised by their disdain of the fairer sex
What did you expect?
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>>37416507
Here's a hug femanon
I've not even done that, just nudged them politely, and they get so pissed. It was not even a relationship oriented gesture, I was on a flight and they were doing drink service. Roastie asshole got PISSED.
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>>37418873

This place is for social outcasts. Women are never social outcasts. If anything, they do the outcasting.
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>>37418873
The more important question is why does /r9k/ keep responding to every post they make and hanging off their every word? Some of these people literally can't help themselves.
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>tfw no quirqy qt314 gf to read books with while we listen to Nujabes
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i woulda decked you in the face bitch
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>>37416507
i would love a girl to do that
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>>37416507
he might of thought you were making or going to make fun of him. so he'd just act uninterested because he doesn't expect anyone to be interested.
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>>37417772
yes please, post asshole bae
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>tired of being lonely
>into my chemistry lab partner who is a total robot but he's cute, nice and cool
>try to be sexy one day for him because I want to confess
>watch a sexy makeup tutorial on youtube and try it on myself
>wear some pants that show off my butt
>put on a metallica shirt cause I know he's into heavy metal
>wear my qt gladiator sandals and my aviators
>lookinggood
>one week of psyching myself up for this moment
>TA tells me to gtfo because open toed shoes not allowed in lab
>get embarrassed, sperg out and run back home
>drop the class
>get red in the face every time I see him
>hope to god I never end up in anymore classes with him
He's still in my mind and in my heart and I wish my plan had worked
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>>37418924
I dont even know what to say about that, only to date "us" thats fucking rich
>>37418951
Don't blame your robotness on other people its your own doing, so many robots do this, and that's why they will always be robots
>>37418992
If we outcast women Because they outcasted us that makes us hypocrites, i feel as though outcasts should be accepting off all people
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The bus is the last place you want to meet someone. Public transport isn't a social forum. Its a place where people just hang in limbo till they get to their stop.

if he had earbuds in and looked miserable. where he was going wasn't the place he wanted to be. He had music playing to drown out all the self-destructive thoughts at the time. pulling out the earbud was maybe the worst thing to do for an encounter. you invaded his space and disrupted his rhythm. usually this initiates a disgusted response, luckily not a violent one.

if you plan to meet someone, don't do it on a bus. people don't want to have unnecessary disruptions to the daily grind.
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>>37417738
You don't need to specifically see a person's face to tell if they're fat. Funny you chose to specify that.
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>>37419630
>daily grind
Empathizing wageslave detected. Get some sleep quick wagie! I need you at 100% tomorrow morning.
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>>37417511
Maybe you should stop listening to edgy self-hatred music. Try listening to the Beatles and you might get some, fag.
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>>37416507
Have you tried not being ugly?

If you had a decent face and a Thicc ass he would have talked to you, cow
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>>37416610
I have headphones on for 12+ hours a day to block out a constant hum / tinnitus in my ears. I honestly look like an autist most of the time but it has really saved me going insane.
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>>37416507

should have just poked him with a finger to the arm
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>>37416507
this is a story that I can believe
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>riding train home cars in the shop
>starting to panic theres too may people in this traincar
>worrying that if i try to switch during the next stop i'll get left on the platform
>about to start crying some people are noticing my breathing issue
>like magic everyone makes way as i try for a window spot cause i need to look at someplace not full of bodies
>manage to land a seat
>smells like piss but fuck it
>after i calm down realize i'm sitting next to a guy
>looks like he's trying to mix greaser with aviatoe styles
>for some reason these images of this amazing life together start playing through my head
>still in panic attack state of mind so i wonder if this is god or fate or something throwing me a bone
>notice he seems down
>managed to start an awkward conversation
>first i've ever had with a guy without panicking and crying or having a full blown episode
>start to chat about our various problems
>fiancee cheated on him he's on the way now to work out who's paying for what in the wedding plans that can't be cancelled this close to the date
>real heart to heart some tears on both sides
>has to get off one stop before mine
>we exchange numbers
>call later
>its to a fucking pizza hut
>now feel even worse if i have to talk to people cause i have a complex now where what if i think i look or sound like isn't what i actually am emoting and i'm even worse at reading people than i thought.
>>
Clearly a parody of PUA and creep behavior with genders flipped.
There was this article on how to game girls with headphones sometime recently.
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You could have just tapped him on his shoulder, you dummy. Why would you think pulling out somebody's earbuds is a good idea?
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>>37416867
>Woman should look past my looks
>Eww no roastie, you're too ugly
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>>37416966
Why would females take dating advice from robots? They deserve to fail if they do so.
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>>37421550
>its to a fucking pizza hut
Godamn i feel bad for you but I laughed really hard at that. He could have given you a random number but he had to prank you instead
>>
Headphones > Earbuds
>>
Women never tried to help me years ago when I always looked miserable in public.

I am just average looking, but I think these stories are either made up or they are made by femanons who go for the bottom barrel type guys because they feel they have a better chance.

I was always told that I looked like I would attack somebody so perhaps that is why nobody tried to make me feel better, which is good.
>>
i wish that happened to me
makes me feel like it's part of an anime
i don't even watch anime
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>>37421856
Few reasons, for example being robots themselves. It doesn't matter who gives them advice as they will fail just the same. They could possibly get laid by going to a club and getting smashed then having the greasiest guy drag them home but that is about the extent of their ability and they themselves are to robot to even manage to get into a club.
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>>37421550
Eh if his story was for real, he might simply have been really angry at women at that point and just wanted to get back at someone.
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>>37416507
OP you prob a faggot
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>>37417413
>>37417415
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH METAL YOU VAPID ROASTIE SLAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37416979
roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie roastie
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>>37419612
I sincerely hope this is LARPing, just go and ask him to hang out you fucking retard. Why do roasties have to overthink everything? No man likes your dumb mindgames
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>>37421856
To highlight how ridiculous and intellectually dishonest the /r9k/ way of thinking is, for one. I don't take it that robots are actually stupid enough to NOT realize almost everything that have come out of their mouths about women and the rest of the world is either exaggerated or outright invented.
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>>37418179
>watching ANY kevin smith film unironically
clerks is practically masturbatory
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>>37418577
i want to swallow his dick and nibble his ears oh my god he's so cute

no homo
>>
How to break the ice with someone listening to music

Step 1 remove their ear plug

Step 2 plug into splitter

Step 3 plug splitter back into their phone

Step 4 you now have something incommon

Your welcome
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>>37416790
I wasn't aware autism had a gender.
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>>37419626
>If we outcast women Because they outcasted us that makes us hypocrites, i feel as though outcasts should be accepting off all people
roastie detected
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>>37423257
>my god he's so cute
>no homo
anon...
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>>37416507
I'm usually listening to racist podcasts and would be unsure how best to deal with this situation.
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>>37423834
What would you do if some autistic woman did >>37423639 while you were listening to that shit?
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>roastie sits down next to me
>pull out phone, reach into pants and start browsing /gif/
>she gets up and leaves
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>>37423851
Probably sit there rather shocked and wait to see her reaction.

If she isn't disgusted I'd probably marry her.
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>>37423851
Hail Hitler girl, hail Hitler!
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>>37423864
Solid defence bro
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>>37423864
doing Gods work I see
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