>absent kindedly browsing on phone >on bus >some girl

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>Not telling the dumb bitch to shut up like a man
>Not telling her that nobody would bother to film her ugly ass anyway
You had 1 chance not to e a beta bitch

>>37410385
why the fuck would i film you ugly bitch?
something you could have said

>>37410385
Well, don't look so suspicious then.

Just throw it back at her.
>If I wanted to film somebody why the fuck would I pick you
>just how narcissistic are you?

This kills the roastie.

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>she just got off the bus.

Thank god I can a little easier. No snide comments on her way out either.

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>>37410385

she might make some indignant squawks, but nobody would bat an eye if you outright said "ain't nobody filming you ya paranoid walrus cunt."

>>37410385
Show her the camera roll on your phone then call her a fucking idiot

>>37410385
I like to ask anyone who addresses me "who the fuck are you?"
They seem to lose their balance

>>37410620
I have pictures of me in panties and gay porn there.

>>37410702
Kek then she was right you are a creep sorry lad

>>37410702
Are the pictures any good?

>>37410656
I've had good luck responding in a firm voice, "What did you just say to me?"

I know exactly what you mean---throws them right off-balance, regardless of the situation.

>>37412718
Yup. Advanced shitposting IRL is great.
>I don't want to talk to you
it takes them some time to realize what happened and respond, and you press on
>who are you, stop talking to me
as long as you don't fall into the insult shitflinging normies love, you're golden

>>37410385
"Now tell me why I would want your ugly ass on my phone to crack my screen? You think I'm some idiot or something?"
She honors your outspoken rebuttal and sucks your dick all the way to your stop.
This is how you get women, my friend.

>>37410656
When ever I think of responding to a person, this is my go to response. Ignoring and not caring about the normans really get to them. It can be used as a joke or to actually push people off.

>>37411445
the main failure mode of the "cruelty for cruelty's sake" kind of internet troll is that you inevitably get high on your own supply and begin unironically believing your own bullshit

this feeds back with you being good at insulting people, meaning that anyone who tries to pull you out of your own filth gets his hand bitten off, leaving you to become ever crazier, until you're a whackjob launching incredibly earnest, intensely angry moral campaigns against random shit from the comfort of your livejournal with like six active followers

now, I'm not saying this is what will happen to you

but you have the risk factors

>>37410420
Why did I automatically think of Bobby Shmurda when I saw the thumbnail?

>>37412867
He's right tho m8

>>37410385

You dun goofed OP. You should've humiliated her