>ovulating >each month is overwhelming desire to become

>>37409228
By going to parties you dumb cow

stop with this retarded bait

>>37409313
why? just like you'll never have stacy i'll ever have chad

>>37409228
Buy a vibe, lock your door and don't leave your bedroom until it's over. Like the rest of us.

>>37410097
>us.
be my gf

>>37409228
Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast heaven to hell so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labours left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labours of men that as a result of the labours unfinished of Testew and Cunard it is established as hereinafter but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labours of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation is seen to waste and pine waste and pine and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such

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>>37410130
I can't, I'm not allowed to leave my room for the next 3 to 4 days.

>>37410175
be my internet girlfriend to be my irl girlfriend after a to be determined amount of time

>>37410175
>that picture
Disgusting tranny and/or fag detected. I have only seen abominations like yourself post those ugly pictures on /r9k/. In either case you're not ovulating because you're not a woman, but a horrific monster

>>37409228
Not a bodybuilder but very fit, post contact info and I'll fuck you

>>37410224
Ugh wouldn't even consider dating a /pol/tard anyways. Dodged a bullet there.

>>37409228
i want an online friend i can masterbate with

>>37409228
Try becoming fit and healthy yourself. Most men will fuck you no matter what you look like these days, so looking good will work even more in your favour.

>>37410254
Someday soon you abominations will be driven from the face of the Earth

>>37410222
Nice trips though.

>>37410224
Hit and miss anon.

>>37410279

second coming when

>>37410279
We can only hope. Tranny genocide will be nice.

>>37410321
Yeah I'm waiting for the right wing death squads to finally kill me. Would you do me the favor of blowing my head clean off?

>>37410297
>Nice trips though.
Trips demand a throwaway and a fair chance

>>37410373
Fair enough.
But I'm really not who you're looking for.
[email protected]

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>ywn be desired by ovulating women

>>37410373
[email protected]

>>37410471
>>37410438
sent to femanon and catfisherman

0/10 bait
Hrswerfcbkoodsscblllpgf

>>37409228
Realize this a bait thread but does anyone else unironically get like this or am i broken?

there are no women in this thread btw guys

>>37410097
oh i do this. i have a lot of toys. t b h after i cum i feel disgusted at my desire to become a whore. i've got the brain of an animal

>>37409228
Do ovulating chicks want dick more than normal? I never really bothered to ask any of my ex's

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I understand, OP. I lost my virginity like two weeks ago and I couldn't make him cum.

Everyone says to take advantage of insecure guys on /fit/ but they wouldn't want me anyway.

>>37410644
>>37410673
I get like this a week before ovulation desu.

>tfw have a breeding fetish
>tfw also have an IUD because I had heavy periods

This suuuuucks

savor your body and innocence to someone who actually cares about you, you disgusting whore.

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>>37410241
it's so horrible that i actually want this even though it's implausible that we live in the same area

>>37410644
it's not bait it's evolution. at the end of the day we still moan during sex because it attracts more males to the area to impregnate us.

>>37410175
girls don't post cropped hentai pics, try again next week my gender confused friend

>>37410674
it kind of depends. i think there's some women it doesn't effect at all, and some of us turn into brainless husks who masturbate the entire day and remain constantly horny even during their periods

>>37410789
i want CHAD

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Imagine being such a bitter virgin that you create awful bait RP threads.

>>37409228
Go to a gym, work out and talk to Chads. It's that easy.

>>37410688
>insecure guy that browses /fit/
idk my standards are pretty fucking low so i dont think youd be taking advantage of us

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>>37410935
>talk to gym chads

>>37410789
Not OP but I just wanted to get it over with so I could kill myself. I unironically didn't want to die a virgin I tried hanging myself, fucked up, and now I'm trying to get my hands on a gun.

Now I'm a living,spoiled whore who potentially has brain damage.

>>37410935
NO IT'S FUCKING NOT I CAN BARELY LOOK AT NORMAN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO, LET ALONE HAVE SEX WITH CHAD??? GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY

>>37411205
ok enough with the roleplay. wrap it up boys. its time for bed

>>37410796
>it's so horrible that i actually want this even though it's implausible that we live in the same area
as long as youre in europe.

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>wants chad
>doesn't even try to get chad at chad places like the gym and assumes he wouldn't fuck you
how ugly are you op? all you have to do is work out and chads at the gym will talk to you

>>37411272

im chad and if a girl makes eye contact and smiles at me at the gym ill 99.9% talk to her and ask her out if she seems down


the 0.01% is if i think she's ugly tbf

>>37409228
You don't deserve Chad.

>>37411318
>>37411272
Do u realize girls who do this are confident in their attractiveness to begin with???

This is the worst kind of bait.

>>37410688
Why won't you just fuck one of us?

>>37411474
>I lost my virginity like two weeks ago

>>37411554
You can still fuck one of us.

>>37411566
The first time was embarrassment enough for me. I'd rather spare myself the humiliation of disappointing another guy.

>>37409228
I feel you

>get really horny
>put in buttplug and fix an egg vibrator with a thigh strap to my clit
>go out and talk to random hot guys who I could never get, with the vibrator on between my legs
>get to the point where I'm so turned on, my face is flushed and I'm almost drooling
>run back home and masturbate furiously
>one time I sneaked into the men's bathroom at the mall and masturbated until I came while thinking about all the dicks around me

fucking hell, I might end up at a gloryhole one day

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>>37411453
so
>not confident cause of looks
>won't go to gym to improve looks cause you aren't confident enough
don't know what to tell ya unless you buy your own gym stuff and do the whole self improvement thing at home
or just don't care what people think of you and go to the gym anyway? depending on how fat you are it shouldn't be too hard to get /fit/ if you do the right workout and work hard

>>37411665
We're virgins though, we don't have high expectations.

>>37411667
tits out or get out

>>37410344
>blowing your head off
The caliber of bullet needed for that would be too expensive, and using a comparibly smaller but still powerful bullet to separate your neck from your spine would be extremely uncomfortable and messy for all parties involved. A standard 9mm to the temple is probably what you're looking for.

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>>37411272
i'm a 5/10 face wise my only redeeming quality is i'm not fat
>>37411318
>im chad

post abs

>>37411205
>Not OP but I just wanted to get it over with so I could kill myself. I unironically didn't want to die a virgin
So can I fuck you then?

>>37411692
>A standard 9mm to the temple
there have been so many people who just blow out their eyes and half their brains. of course medical logic; doctors do everything to save someone who will now live a horrible blind life

>>37411692
Through the mouth, nigga.

>>37411770
are you in europe? i have abs and muscles, i can fuck you

>>37411770
>not fat
post contact senpai

>>37410279
>*stumbles off catwalk, blood gushing from my neck wound*
>*falls through roof of atrium twenty yards down, landing on my feet*
>*slides out wakizashi, angles them backwards and cuts two deep trenches in my back*
>*gigantic wings of moving blood flood out of the wounds, throbbing in time with my pulse*
>*standing before you naked, armed, ready to take flight*
(humorlessly) What you've done cannot be forgiven. I'll usher you onward along your journey into Hell.

>>37411678
Fitness does not improve ugly face and scars. Don't get me wrong, it's far better than being ugly AND fat, but at best, working out maintains my looks, does nothing to improve them.

That aside, people don't just magically approach me at the gym and hell would freeze over before I had the confidence to talk to random guys. The only reason I lost my virginity is because he just broke up with his girlfriend and he was persistent and even with all that I ended up a disappointment and a waste of his time. Easymode is fucking horrible and I just want out.

>>37411667
You sound like a fun girl, be my gf

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>>37411770
do you have a nice ass or tits (or both)? assuming you actually are 5/10 face it won't be hard to get chad. Not to brag but I'm friends with a few chads and they have overlooked bad qualities like an ugly face if they have a good body and vice versa
>lucky for you, you can workout and within a few months have a good body
>since your not fat that makes it that much easier

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>>37411897
no i'm in the USA.

originalchadwillneverfuckme

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>>37411968
>I'm friends with a few chads
Like chad chads or ""chads""? i am very aware of the latter

>>37411983
Do you want to watch me pee and cum? Limited time offer.

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>>37412031
chad chads. they're shredded, cool as hell, and have girls hitting on them in public.
makes me feel like shit sometimes cause I usually don't get that kind of attention but oh well

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>>37412228
thanks for giving me hope anon. to know one day chad might settle for me and treat me like an onahole really activates the biological almonds.

now i will leave for a 2 hour masturbation session

>>37412356
Can I listen to or watch you masturbate

>>37412356
you'll never fuck a Chad you ugly bitch.

>>37412356
I guess this >>37412099
is a no?

>>37412356
>2 hour masturbation session
Casual

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>>37412412
you'd be surprised
chads don't have that high of standards unless they're rich. If your just looking to bang it's even easier