>54 year old man comes into the surgery >Jiggles around

>>37407077
hello Shipman anon. How are you?

I love this fucking meme so much. You guys don't post him often enough. :(

>>37407100

Pretty good actually, I quit my job a few days ago, so I'll no longer be working with lethal doses of morphine IRL anymore. Starting a new one job soon though

>>37407077
I see you're studying for your med school interview, eh?
Don't forget andrew wakefield

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>>37407203
>medschool interviewer lets me into his room
>asks me questions, answer them
>wants me to give him a biography of Andrew Wakefield
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>gf asks me to hand her her phone
>give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>37407077
>mfw patient asks me how long for the morphine to kick in
>look at syringe and notice that i injected him with kool aide instead XD

this is one of the most underrated memes in 4chain history

>customers total adds up to $200 and 10 cents
>"You have change for a $100?"
>"Sure"
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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>Primrose Shipman comes into the living room
>Berate her endlessly all night
>Wants me to give her a break
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>37407077
>Joey Salads comes in
>Hi, can you give me a lethal dose of morphine?
>Give him a non-lethal dose
>Awesome, this was a social experiment to see if doctors are trustworthy
>Points to the hidden cameras
>Can you sign here so we don't have to blur your face?
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead