TFW I thought I'd lose my virginity to my gf, who I'd

That's pathetic. Just don't have sex

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TFW I thought I'd lose my virginity

I lost mine 1 year before becoming a wizard

>>37403260
So you didn't become a wizard then?

>>37403612
I planned on it then shit just happened

>>37403196

>TFW I thought I'd lose my virginity to my gf, who I'd marry. Instead it's to a hooker

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>lost virginity

leave this place, you are not welcome here

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>tfw you barely felt anything from it either because your dick lost most of its sensitivity from fapping from other a decade
The only I was able to cum was by awkwardly jerking off with my dick in her mouth

>>37403196
Same man. Was filled with guilt & shame for years until getting over it.

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>>37403196
I have the exact same original story as you

I was so desperate I just pretended in my head I had sex

>>37404632
Funny, another anon said seeing a hooker made him comfortable around women and was the catalyst for him becoming a Chad. Guess it depends on the person.

>>37403196
Your virginity isn't worth shit to anyone.

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>>37404709

It made me Chad to lesser women, i.e. Non-whites, but I'm still afraid of Stacey

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>>37404794
s-shut up, it had emotional v-value

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>>37404477
>finally get gf
>have a hard time cumming during sex
>she thinks it's her fault and she's not attractive enough

>>37404834
The word you're looking for is "sentimental" and that only concerns yourself. And you are nobody, so really it concerns no one.
No one cares if you're a virgin or not.

>>37403196
>girl that you crushed on since grade school
>message her on facebook rarely over the years
>talk to her last week, it's been two years since last time
>she's a single mother

N-no...how...

>>37404840
One of my hookers thought the same thing. She was legit paranoid and thought she was ugly. Kept saying
>"just think of a girl you find pretty"
>"p-please" while choking up a little
Some women seem to think cumming is the difference between liking/not liking sex

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>>37403196
>>37404632
>>37404673

This appears to be far more common than I thought

BY WHICH I MEAN FUCKING NORMIES ON MY BOARD GET OUT GET OUT GETOUT REEEE

>>37404913
The cliche is that men always orgasm easily and women don't, so when the opposite happens it throws people off. I wonder if it's always happened or if the modern availability of porn causes it.

>>37404968
Its not normie you autismo

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>high school crush
>steadily ballooning to landwhale status
>find out she's a whore
>find out she's a literal prostitute as well
>technically I could probably fuck her
>don't want to
>twitter is long stream of financial and body issue problems
>just feel sad
>run into her at cons every few years but pretend I don't know any of this

on one hand, I feel like I dodged a bullet. On the other, I feel like I could have saved her if she had just agreed to go out with me, but didn't.

That's unfortunate, but you have only yourself to blame. No one made you remain a virgin as long as you have; no one made you lose it to a hole-for-hire. You could have easily gotten into a loving relationship if you just tried.

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>>37405051
by just bee'ing myself amirite :^)

>>37405219
Yes, you bitter jackass.

>>37405267
Im always myself

>>37403196
I know that feel bruh
Lost my virginity to an escort last year. I had the good luck of finding one that was classy, really friendly, and showed me a good time.
Still though, the fact that I gave it to her and not the gf I had always dreamt I would have had by now is something I repress every day.

>>37404802
Same honestly, but I'm depressed ATM so I'm shy all over again.

>>37404709
I wouldn't call myself a Chad desu I'm still chubby