>QT cousin has me in her phone as "babes" >Always

>>37403194
How old is your cousin Op?

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>>37403194
can you please fuck her. like please dont be a huge fucking faggot right now

cousins are fair game to molest each other.

i regret taking my cousin to my friend's when she came out, i should've just stayed alone with her and got into a tickle/grope war.

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>>37403269
>like please
This board isn't for you, norman

>>37403256
17


>>37403301
>fair game to molest each other
It's ridiculous senpai, she'll run up behibd me and jump on my back and bite my shoulder or slap my ass or something

It always saddens and enrages me that there dozens of anons out there, right now, with horny, incestuous qt cousins/sisters and they are not fucking them.
Unbelievable waste.

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>>37403194
anon you know what you have to do. at least tease her a little to see if she's serious

I truly envy you

Just go for it, when I was 16 my cousin gave me a hand job.

>>37403353
Illya is god tier, good to see another man of culture

>>37403342
17? That's not too bad, depending where you are it's passed the age of consent. Is she attractive?

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>>37403315
>he talks a certain way FUCKING NORMIES
Please dude

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>>37403436
>dude
>like please
Seriously kiddo, i hope you don't browse this board once school starts up in the fall

>>37403427
>Is she attractive?

I think so.

>>37403498
Post pictures or it's fake origionally

>>37403478
thank you for the (you)'s I was starved of them for a while

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>>37403498
>age of consent
>find her attractive
>she's into you

Buy condoms.

>>37403517
>(s)he wants attention in the form of (you)'s

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>>37403507
not gonna post more cause doxing and shit

>>37403553
>condoms
That's dumb. Everyone knows you can't get your cousin pregnant.

>>37403571
Well how else would I get attention?

>>37403574
>immediately giving up pics

alright this is some lame LARPing

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Don't be a faggot and fuck her.

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>tfw my hot cousin got into a military marriage and moved out of state as soon as she turned 18
I should call her

>>37403574
>no hips whatsoever
Disgusting

>>37403604
>pics or its fake!
>pics so it's fake!

Mate...

>>37403315
Anon is just from comiefornia chill the fuck out.

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>>37403574
Can i fuck your cousin if you dont?

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>>37403194
Even today first cousin marriage is acceptable in over a dozen states. Well, OP?

>>37403574
>Yes bangs or no
Yes bangs Yes bangs Yes bangs Yes bangs Yes bangs Yes bangs Yes bangs Yes bangs Yes bangs Yes bangs Yes bangs Yes bangs Yes bangs Yes bangs

>>37403574
The answer is yes bang

>>37403194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci3FABSFydo

>>37403574
Play the slow game and try to pork her.

>>37403194
incest is fucking bad and you deserve a bullet in the head if you do anything whit her

>>37403632
>Fine fuck you anon here u go1.png

come on bud

>>37403478
phone poster get out reeee you know the drill

>>37403574
Definitely bang

>>37403301
my older female cousins molested me when i was like 9
they were about 13
they tried making me have sex but i dont know if peepee got hard and was t horny yet

>>37403603
If you aren't a normie you don't desire attention. (you)'s are nice and all but I don't go out of my way to get them. I'd rather get into a stimulating discussion with another anon than make a post that gets a million (you)'s

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>>37403711
Im actually in Paris right now so I don't have access to my pc

>>37403747
>outside
the real fucking normalshit here

>>37403574
Without a fucking doubt, don't be a faggot now.

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>>37403574
ANON

oreggano

>>37403747
Are there really that many negros and arabs?

>>37403903
Yeah there's a ton. About 40% are negroes and arabs (I'm guessing). The negroes come from North Africa during the summer to pickpocket the tourists, then they return home with the spoils. It was actually pretty funny, so I have pretty bad allergies so I always have Kleenex in my pocket, and one of the black guys stuck his hands in my pocket and he looked disgusted at me when he touched them.

>>37403667
>>37403673
Ayy lmao came here to post this my dudes

>>37403194
>>37403574
If you don't fuck her you're literally a faggot, OP

>>37404217
this

orgolio

>>37403574
Holy shit. Post more. It's iriginal

>>37403992
That's sad, I always wanted to visit France. At least your story is funny.

I'm worried about Europe's future.

>>37403194
>incest for the win

They don't say that unless they want to fuck.

>>37404401
Yeah Europe is fucked. I had to fly into London to get to Paris, and London is the same way. There is a ton of military and police forces in the city, I know they're expecting something. If you want to go to France go soon, as its only going to get worse

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>>37404450
I'm honestly nervous as absolute fuck just thinking about getting that far with her.
>>37404297
>>37403683
Elaborate on this "slow game"

>>37404513
tease her, respond to her shit in a flirting manner. if she's serious, you'll find out real fucking soon. She's essentially doing the same thing.

>>37404884
THIS OP THIS!
Fuck you too robot.

what was the point of making the thread if you aren't going to fuck her?
we know you just want to brag
plenty anons here wish they were in that situation

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>>37403574
OP, you lucky bastard

She doesn't want to fuck you, anon. If this story even is true, is just playful teasing because she knows you can't/won't respond like a normal guy would/should.

>>37404506
I met a french girl and I was considering actually moving there. She's not from Paris, but I don't know if I'll be able to find a good job on my field outside a big city.

>>37404513
Just escalate things, flirt back and forth and wait for the opportunity

>>37405163
if the story is true, she 100% wants to fuck. You'd have to be autistic not to see that. Although I don't blame OP because this situation can be scary and "make a move" is easier said than done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

>>37403194
>rough housing

You should slap her ass and check her oil

oh wait

>>37403342
>slap my ass or something

she's already doing it to you

""""accidentally"""" grab her tits and just leave your hand there for a comical second just like in our Chinese cartoons.


Cousins are the best practice gfs/bfs. I messed around with mine, or rather she messed around with me, and I only regret not taking it further.

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>>37403693
>moralfags on my board

This thread makes me EXTREMELY depressed.

How can you flirt with her in a way that if she doesn't have feelings with you, she won't find it creepy?

>>37405941
I mean, I was already depressed before coming here. But this shit just makes me a little bit MORE sad.

>>37405288
You'd have to be autistic to see it. If she was just some random girl, she'd definitely want to fuck, but this just seems like typical "I love you like a brother" flirting. My friend had her brother saved under her phone as "my love" and I'm sure they weren't fucking. There was another anon that he almost the same story, tried to fuck his sister, and she called the cops. Life isn't fucking hentai.

>>37406349
>life isn't hentai
>implying life is real and not just a sims like videogame for some advanced species

>>37403574

F U C K H E R O R I G I N A L L Y F A M A L A M A

>>37403194
Fuckin white people lmao

>>37406349
incest jokes go way beyond "love you like a brother" flirting

>>37403344
Fucking this I would kill to have had steamy teen incest with my Jewess cousin.

Hot cousins are blatantly for fucking like that is why they exist.

>>37408162
yeah, but not first cousins

>>37408352
>yeah, but not first cousins

fag detected

>>37409478
Wh- how the hell did you know? God dammit

>>37409528
I want Reddit togo and staygo plzz

>>37408143
Post pic in a very original way

>>37403574
i wanna make caramel colored babies with your cousin

>>37403574
hnnngggggg BLACKED when?

>>37405184
French here.
You may want to try the Lyon or Toulouse area, lots of jobs and decent places to live in.

>>37403574
I wanna cum on your cousin's pics

>>37410945
do it then, post result

>>37403194
>>37403342

Go for it bro, a few years ago my emo/scene cousin and I fucked for an entire summer.

We were like "this doesn't count it's just practice haha" I must have nutted gallons of cum up in her and on her and around her.

and then it was like nothing ever happened.

>>37411025
Can't do it now, I'm on a 1 year long nofap and I don't wanna ruin it

>>37410398
Would if I could but I'm not jeopardizing her music career by putting her image in a 4chan incest thread. Jew nepotism only goes so far .

Is it normal for Americans to fuck their cousins? Britfag here and this would be unthinkable in our culture

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>>37413402
Incest is enshrined in our culture Anon. God bless the USA.

>>37413402
>unthinkable in our culture

No, it's not. It's just a taboo and that's what makes it arousing. What are you, a middle-aged man who just discovered 4chan?

>>37413402
Americans don't live on an island and have a population of 300+ million. They can afford to have some fuckups in their gene pool, so incest is not as big a deal over there

>>37413402
Spic here.

I want to fuck my cousin so hard

>>37413402
>Britfag here and this would be unthinkable in our culture

Explain to me how British royalty worked again

>>37413422
>>37413453
>>37413487
>>37413596
>>37413653
>giving a yuropoor all these (You)'s

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>>37413676
but anon

he's a boy and european.

you know what they say about boys from europe

ABSOLUTELY HALAL MY FRIEND
DON'T BE A FAGGOT OP

>>37403194
>all these people telling OP to fuck his cousin when it's his cousin that's going to fuck OP
prepare yourself

>>37413487
>intentionally letting someone piss in the the gene pool
w h i t e
g e n o c i d e

>>37413422
FUCK YEAH. God Bless the USA. God Bless the USA and Donald Trump.

>>37413839
eh, the US is already fucked beyond repair. Only Europe can be saved

>>37413762
I'm curious. What about boys from Europe?

>>37413870
>eh, the US is already fucked beyond repair. Only Europe can be saved

Kek europe is doomed, I wish I could get a beautiful white girl before they go extinct

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>>37413897
THEYRE A CUTE

>>37413928
it's looking that way based on the political views of the general population, but the US is far gone while Europe is still overwhelmingly white (for now)

>>37413995
Alright, but save for me a pretty white girl just in case

>>37414099
Hi, is this the end of the gf-reservation line?

>>37414099
Go to hell. You might get a white girl but I wouldn't help a shitskin/gook get one. You might take one but they're not yours to fuck

>>37403194
why are you not banging your cousin right this second OP fucking booty call that bitch

>>37414262
>You might get a white girl

I don't think so, I'm very autistic, but I would be happy if you send me a 6/10

>>37414262
literally you right now mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlJ8AfCZRvs

>>37414533
how so? I'm not angry, let alone whining. I think you're just offended

>>37414572
>im not angry
>go to hell
>muh white wimmin a-are mine

ok lad

>>37413839
>implying inbreeding leads to genetic diseases
Its a jewish plot to keep white people from breeding

>>37414606
I can tell someone off without being red-faced.

>muh race is skin deep

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>>37403194
who here /extremelydense/ /retarded/ and /lowselfesteem/ ?

>one day i was dragged outside my neet rape dungeon because my cousin invited me to her party and wouldn't accept no
>she came in felsh and bones to drag me to the place
>"whatever it can't be that bad"
>suddenly realize lots of girls are 'mirin had my /fit/ albino body and chad levels of aesthetic due to good genetics
>thank you for not fucking a nigger dad & grandad
>thought about finally growing some balls and talk to them
>realize i can't because i spent too much time alone and now i don't know how to human
anyway
>party was shit
>nothing happened nowhere
>on the way back it was only me and my cousin
>starts talking about the party
>we're waiting for my dad, I.E her uncle to drive us home
>she call him and he says it's he's not going to pick us up
FYI i say "if you want to fuck me at leat eat dinner with me before" when things don't go the way i plan
>said it
>cousing looks at me
>locks me up in a corner
>"ok then"
>faked a kiss and went for a ear bite
>escape from her grasp in shock because KHHV status
>"Oh c'mon anon, it's just a joke! no need to jump away"
>since this she hints at incest jokes now and then by my low self esteem makes me think it doesn't go beyond that
>to this day i don't know if she is seriously hungry for muh dick or if i'm just overthinking it

H E L P

>>37414868
What the actual fuck are you trying to say?

>>37403344
sorry muhammad we aren't all like you

>>37414868
She wanted to fuck your brains out but you've dropped your spaghetti and she went full damage control.

>>37414868
Kek I remember a couple years ago there was a new year party and suddenly a reggaeton song kicked in, my cousin started rubbing her ass on my crotch and I immediately pushed her back.

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>>37403194
Oh my god faggot she doesn't want you
A good rule of thumb is if women who ARENT related to you don't even want you, the former surely won't be true.
Quickly and unironically kill yourself

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>>37403194
>>37403574

Dixiefag here, your cousin is a straight 9/10 and you're a lucky man. That said, I'd never indulge in incest myself, but if you do, keep in mind you're taking her virginity away from whoever she ends up marrying which is a special kind of fucked up, and if she ends up pregnant, you're both FUCKED eleven ways from Sunday. Think with your head, not your dickhead.

>>37416521
lmao not everyone on here is a permavirgin buddy

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>>37403194
Fuck her ASAP