How often do you jack off. Here's more or less a typical

I masturbate maybe four times a day or so. Varies.

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jack off in the carpark before work

>ISHYGDDT

I haven't purposely masturbated in 5 days so I can unleash my creamy load on my Grindr daddy's chest on Friday. Can't wait to ride his girthy cock

>>37401971
I've done it before during my lunch break... not my proudest moment. I didn't even have any napkins...I had to crumple up some copy paper I luckily had laying around in my car.

>>37401940
Doesn't your urethra start burning when you cum after fapping so much? It does for me, it's the only things that stops me from masturbating more than 2 times a day.

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>>37402004
office job? have you nearly been caught before?

Once or twice a week. Never understood fapping more than that.

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>>37401971
Other occasions...
Usually I will jack off to go back to sleep if I wake in the night.
When I shop for groceries, every once in a while I'll start playing pocket pool behind the cart while I push it one handed through the aisles. I usually edge until I get everything I need, then find the best looking girl at whatever register and discretely blow my load in my pants as she's checking out my items.

When I'm out at the bar with associates it's not uncommon for me to duck into the bathroom stall to jack off. I've even done it twice in the same evening before.

I actually have very low libido and only cum because it makes me feel something or kills my boredom for a while. If I don't force myself to nut I doubt I ever would

>>37402047
I do about the same, can't be fucked honestly most days. It's more out of Bordem and rarely arousal.
Also don't understand how some of you can do it so much? Is it an addiction or habbit?

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Sometimes I jack off while I'm eating dinner at the table. As it goes I usually cum before I'm done eating.
At restaurants if the seating is right, I will place my order and begin jacking off to see if I can shoot before the food comes. Never over the pants with the hand though.
I've jacked off while taking a shit before.
I've almost killed myself accidentally when I dried auto erotic by tying a belt around my neck and shower rod, really scary and never tried it again.
I jacked off riding a rollercoaster once when I was a lot younger.

>>37402105
When I was in my teens I could easily masturbate like 4 times a day without feeling any discomfort.
Once when I was about 13-14, so early on, I masturbated 15 times in one day.

once a day, now my dick doesn't always get hard. If I stop it returns to normal but it's habit for when I'm bored these days. I really need to stop

>>37402214
>now my dick doesn't always get hard.
That would scare the shit out of me

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>>37402224

It scares me too. But it's mostly from being desensitised to vanilla stuff. Dirty talk still revs up the motor like normal.

>>37401940
>wake up (90% of the time with a boner)
>jerk off
>breakfast, gym, second breakfast
>go to work and browse 4chan instead of working
>optional: jerk off in the unisex office toilet, adrenaline!
>come home
>dinner
>video games&4chan
>jerk off
>go to bed

And on weekends its literally jerking off all day. I don't even put underwear on all weekend unless I have to go out.

>>37402055
Holy shit your libido is fucked up

Origami

>>37401940
Twice a day. 3 if I'm really horny.

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once or twice a week maybe ? It depends I guess not really that often though at all.
>>37402055
that's uhmmmmm ..... you should talk to someone about that

>>37401940
Five times in room and bathroom daily during afternoon and evening

If I only do it when truly horny, 0-1 times a day. But since I get bored it's often 1-3 times. Your amount is insane. Your dick must hurt. Pro tip if your horny it might be piss pressing on your prostate. Use the bathroom instead.

>>37402224
Why be scared if you know you'll never be with another person?

I just realized I haven't jerked off since last thursday. I've been a bit stressed out lately though. I usually do it once every 2-3 days

>>37401971
You smell like jizz and your coworkers do notice it

Usually 1-3 times a day. Once when I wake up, maybe once at work if I feel the desire, and then often once before bed.

I jerk only out of necessity, so once at night. It keeps me from getting huge erections randomly in public. One time in high school I didn't jerk for a week and had an erection for half a day, then I jerked it in the bathroom because I knew everyone could see my erection.

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>>37402196
>15
HOW? Was it a challenge or something? Did you just wake up and go "I wonder how many times I can jerk it today"? It had to have hurt eventually, right?

>>37401940
I usually jack off once or twice a day
Once in the afternoon around 5 o clock
And once before bed