Have you ever put things in your ass? Did you like it? Strongly

>>37400780
>Have you ever put things in your ass?
Yes

>Did you like it?
No

It's also wayy too much effort for such relatively little pleasure. I'm fat, and having to bend myself into a pretzel to get a dildo up my ass does not necessarily come naturally.

and then when I got into a position that was semi-comfortable and I could fuck myself, there wasnt a whole lot of pleasure. The only think I felt was the uncomfortable sensation of a dildo being in my ass and a hot sensation in my genitals which felt like I had to piss.

anal is a meme

>>37400780
Yeah, sometimes I stimulate my prostate to keep it healthy. I feel a very different sensation from jerking off, it is amazing, I always cum buckets.

>>37400780
>Have you ever put things in your ass?

For about 10 years now, yeah.

>Did you like it?
Best orgasms of my life have been through anal

>Strongly considering trying out my boipussy.

Fingers and toys, in that order. Buy real lube too.

Yes and yes.
>tfw no strapon femanon gf

Yes. Got an erection, but couldn't cum from prostate stimulation alone.

So it's too much of a hassle in my opinion, at least for what I get out of it. Cleaning up shit really puts a sour note at the end of something that ought to be easy release. Maybe if I experienced a prostate orgasm I'd change my mind.

Just my fingers. Not too far tho cause I dont enjoy anything past the first few inches.

>>37400780
My cousin put her finger in my ass when I was about 12. Playing Dr. I dug it. I went diamonds.

>>37400780
Only my fingers. I tried putting a hairbrush up there once but it didn't fit (obviously).

>>37400780
I do it whenever I get the chance. Playing with prostate is incredible and the orgasms make it hard not to moan

>>37400780
It's hard to cum from just anal. Try masturbating while putting something in your ass.

>>37400780
I had a dildo up my ass. I have very sensitive prostate therefore i like the stimulation. Too bad i'm straight as pole.

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Yeah, it's annoying though because I only have fingers and I can get tired or bored before I can get my ass properly aroused. When you do it's amazing, it has to be exactly like to have a vagina when the whole cavity starts feeling pleasure with every thrust.

>>37405077
>Too bad i'm straight as pole.

Have you actually tried getting fucked?

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>Have you ever put things in your ass?

Sometimes

>Did you like it?
When in the mood there is no better feeling.

>Strongly considering trying out my boipussy
Can't give you any advice here

pic related

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>>37400780
Yep, I bought pic related from black dragon last Black Friday; chose it since it looked the most human. Went from only being able to take the tip to taking the whole thing which isn't much desu. Just 6-ish inches.
Feels pretty good desu, especially while fapping. Makes the orgasms feel way better, when you're hitting your prostate and having something your boipucci to clench onto. I still haven't achieved a pure prostate hands free one though.

>>37405111
not him but It's not about getting fucked, it's about not being attracted to dudes.
>>37405077
There's always pegging from a qt girl

>>37400780
only my fingers that didn't do much
and real dick, felt really good

>>37405994
I've only done fingers and it felt good to me (actually played with prostate)

can you describe your experience with dick? never done it~

>>37406059
feels weird the first few times, it's important to relax and submit to it
silicon based lube is very useful, I'd say necessary

it's really good to feel the body of another person on top of you, sex is much more than just penetration
having my bf cum inside me is one of the best things, right after me cumming inside him

Mostly just hot water when I fap in the shower. Already feels great, so I might try putting a finger in or something.

I've fingered my ass multiple times, but I just can't get off doing it.

>>37406292
make sure to use lube, I use vegetable oil

oh and take your time, can't rush anal play

>>37405145
>chose it since it looked the most human

embarrassing

Had quite a few attempts. Had some mild success once where I definitely felt some mild pleasure, but not enough to get anywhere close to cumming. I sort of feel like the only way I could have a prostate orgasm would be if I went without fapping for a decent length of time, since the one time I had mild success I hadn't fapped or looked at porn in 7 days. Only the idea of an apparently powerful prostate orgasm would motivate me to do this, otherwise it's disgusting and uncomfortable. Regular fapping is really dissatisfying and boring for me now, but it's also a lot easier and less messy.

>>37406326
Well the weird shapes were offputting for a noobie, & I wasn't sure about trying to take knotted flares etc.
Maybe I'll try one later, but for a 1st buy I just wanted a regular one I could handle that had great quality material. I might whenever they have another sale, since I want to try something girthy next

>>37400780
Yes, and yes it feels pretty good. However I generally can't keep things in my ass for long. I've never trained for endurance and so it gets uncomfortable after a little bit.

I need to buy a bad dragon though. I want something that can cum inside me- maybe something with a knot. I wanna explore a new sensation

>>37400780
I always stick a pen up my ass and jerk off to Crossdressing Doujins.

DOES ANYONE LIVE IN THE UNITED UK OF BRITAIN

Why must all buttsluts use such big toys, how am I going to compete with my 6 incher?

>>37407483
Yeah, like 65 million people do.
http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/uk-population/

>>37407512
It's not size that makes dick so good (and better than a dildo)

it's the warmth, feeling the weight of the person lean into you, their breathing, and of course the fact that you're not in control.

>>37407576
WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS ALL BY MY ONLY

DOES ANYONE LIVE IN ALL THE OTHER COUNTRY

I used to but I got tired of it. Too much prep and cleanup. I would always lose my erections when doing it towards the end. I'd rather play with someone else's boipucci.

>>37407581
>the fact that you're not in control.
Nothing gets me hotter than knowing I'm being used as someones elses personal cumsleeve

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I did but once and by doing so tore my ass causing it to bleed for 30 minutes and even now still bleeds if I poop too much or even shove a sharpie in there.

>>37407605
Yes, about 7.4 billion minus 65 million live in all the other countries in the world.

>>37407613
>Too much prep and cleanup
Eat better, and quit eating shit.
I have healthy bowel movements, and I always use a dildo w/o prep and it comes out clean

>>37407666
I BET IT WAS IMPORT TO KNEW THAT

MUCH THANKS

>>37400780
>stuck a carrot up my bum
>it snapped
>trying to shit it out for two days
wtf thanks /gif/

>>37400780
tried my first toy last night, a lot of hassle but worth it desu
It was just a buttplug and i liked the novelty but it wasn't very stimulating, i'd recommend getting a prostate stimulator and lube and going from there

>>37400780
test

ORRRIGGINNLLLLAAA

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>>37401306
I'm sorry but this mental image is hilarious.
>>37401412
this

>>37407675
any diet tips?
I bet you need some original oregano

Yes. I'm trans and I don't like using my penis so I have to use prostate + nipple play to get off

>>37405145
Massive monster cock dildo is attractive and sexy looking, it's an exciting idea but I'd be way too worried about hurting myself. The ass wasn't meant for sex to begin with it seems like a bad idea to push it.

I have a habit of stuffing toilet loofa handles up my ass in public restrooms. I always leave shit and mucus over the handle too :^)

>>37408150
Just eat cleaner. don't overdo it on the meat, get more veggies/fiber and drink more water.
I went vegan like a few years ago, and my shits are pretty clean now, a majority of the time. Went from having to taking rolls of tp to wipe and feeling like I needed a shower afterward, to barely needing to wipe once

>>37408289
>vegan
yeah nah fuck that
I ain't dropping my meat, nigga

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>>37408289
can confirm

>only time I get the shits now is when I eat a half kilo of hummus followed by a bottle of wine

>>37408339
>give me your money bitch!
>this seems unethical

soooooo how to vegans get lipids? Just fuckin shove palm oil down their throats all day?

>>37408301
Well, like I said just don't overdo it, & try to keep it clean.chicken, fish, lean cuts of beef etc. It's not bad in moderation & as long as you're getting everything else in your diet.
Main reason I stopped was because I got kicked out by my parents, and had to room with my sister who was a vegan, Didn't have choice since I was neet and didn't want to starve. Got used to it though, and meat just makes me feel bloated and sick now

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>fingers
didn't feel anything, put me off of trying it again for a while
>toothbrush handle
felt good, really good actually, what was i waiting for all this time?
>6inch pink dildo
fuck fuck fuck ohhhh godddd i'm cumming my brains out fuck me daddy fuck me AHHHH

i'd probably take an enema to be sure it was clean if i was having sex with someone.

when i masturbate with my ass i take a dump first and that's pretty much all for prep. sometimes i don't even bother with that if my bowels are empty. lie a towel on the floor, slip a condom on my pink friend, lube up and work it in. it can be hard for me to find a comfortable position to stay in for long. i also tend to get over-excited and cum pretty much immediately. i can't do it from anal only but then again i've never tried for longer than 10 minutes. the combination of fucking myself and jerking my dick is just so so SO SO GOOOOOD. i feel like one of those ahegeo faces from hentai. my eyes roll back and my head goes blank and it's just super super intense pleasure.

typing this out made me want to go do it again, i'm almost out of lube though...

>>37408339
I saw this fucking image yesterday when I was stalking this kid I used to go to school with on normiebook. Got me irritated because all the arguments implied in the image were easily refuted or rely on false presumptions

All the shitty vegan arguments are defeated by simply stating that animals are not of equal moral worth as humans. They are simply tools for humanity to achieve its ends. Silly vegans look at a cute animal and project human status onto it. This defeats the following arguments:

>you don't really care about animals
That's right, I don't
>you would stop if you really knew how they were treated
No I wouldn't. The suffering of animals cannot be equated to the suffering of humans
>just being more intelligent than them doesn't mean you're justified in killing them
Everything is justified in killing everything if it can

>>37408479
>fuck fuck fuck ohhhh godddd i'm cumming my brains out fuck me daddy fuck me AHHHH
for real? i just got a dildo today, waiting to try it out

It was really good till i got hemorrhoids that wont go away

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>>37400780
Gee Whizz kid, is summertime coming around again?

I used to get my dick sucked by this black gay dude a while back and he rimmed me, he mentioned to me that he would top me and I'm seriously considering the offer, what do you guys think? I tried a dildo and it felt really good

>>37408533
What is this, a barneyfag for reddit or something?

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>>37408533
What site is this, and how do I join up?

>>37400780
>Have you ever put things in your ass?
Yes

>Did you like it?
At first I did but when I bought my first dildo, I loved it. I fuck myself silly once a week. I got two large dildos and some huge anal beads. I paid a girl to peg me and it was just awesome. Good stuff. Go slow and use lots of lube. :)

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>>37408507
it feels really good fucking myself with it. about on the same level as stroking my dick. but then when you combine the two it's twice as good, or more even. it's just such a strong sensation of pleasure, so much more than i'm used to. especially when i cum and i'm just frantically jerking my cock and working my ass and the pleasure just builds and builds and builds until i totally lose it.

>>37408523
you need to be gentle with your ass, don't make it work too hard. anal once a week at most, fix your diet and stay hydrated for easier defecation, don't wipe so much that irritates it. if you're nice to your butthole they'll go away with time.

>>37408479
condom is pretty overkill desu, unless you're dildo is made out of bad material

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>>37408611
It is 3 o'clock in the afternoon, please stop making my butt tingle.

>>37400780
Yes, it feels really good when you've got the right angle and it's stimulating your prostate.

Have yet to master the art of riding one though. All those trap-riding-dildo videos make it look easy. So I just jiggle about on it.

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>>37408507
If you can get into it, yeah. Getting fucked is mind-numbing.

If this is your first time, take it extremely slowly. It'll hurt at first, but work it for 5-10 minutes and the pain will be gone, provided you warmed up properly beforehand.

>>37408605
Whoops. I meant wife destroys my asshole.

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>>37408627
it's a $6 made-in-china. i've used it without a condom a couple of times but i'm really not all that comfortable poking around in my intestines with it. i only use it a couple of times a month so it's not like i'm spending a fortune on condoms either. plus i like the extra texture, like those ribbed condoms, unf.

>>37408659
i'm sorry anon this thread has got me feeling pretty lewd. what were you expecting coming in here, anyway? discussing the wonders of anal masturbation, of course it's going to make you feel that way. embrace the feeling, it's a rare treat, something you only get to enjoy once in a while. why don't you go use your butt a little and tell us about it after, okay?

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>mfw I'm a Man and i like it

>>37408746
ah yeah then..
a nice silicone one is worth the investment next time though, easy to clean, they don't hold bacteria, and they last a long time

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>>37408533
Sup Kraftfag. Exsanguinate any cats lately?

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>>37408813
Its only a matter of time before you start wearing a dress and pining for the scent of pre-cum soaked boxers.

>>37409035
I kind of want this now wtf r9k

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>>37409035
>implying i don't do that already

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>>37400780
I've tried to put things in my butt but never really felt anything from it, I'd rather just have sex using my mouth or something

>>37409104
I feel bad for whoever has to be your boyfriend.

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>>37409104
You just need a good dicking, before you'll enjoy it

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>>37409059
Look you've always wanted this. Everyone in this thread is secretly wants to put on cute dresses only to have them ripped of by a stronger, more masculine man. The only reason anyone would click on this thread is because they dream of having a pair of strong arms pulling them into a man's chest as he pounds away at their tight ass, the scent of his testosterone laden sweat filling their nose.

>>37409190

Unfortunately I have a lot of baby fat so I'm slimming down and doing squats to get a nice round ass to be filled up

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>>37409190
>into a man's chest as he pounds away at their tight ass, the scent of his testosterone
Not me, I want to get fucked by a alpha trap, not some uggo hairy dude

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>>37409293
Squat up and down on a dildo. It'll help remind you of why you're working out so hard for.

>>37409375
>>37408546
That's me also. You think I should accept his offer? He could host in privacy

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>>37409434
Always go full gay but practice a lot with a dildo before hand. You don't want your first time to be painful.

>>37408479
fucking how
for me
>fingers
ezpz to insert and find prostate but no pleasure
>makeshift dildo
felt somewhat ok to go in and out but no prostate sensation
>dildo
pretty sure it's on the smaller side, take time to get it in, not much fun

how do I feel good from my butt? help

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>tfw almost 30
>tfw fatfuck
>tfw rural 'straya
>tfw robot so moving is almost impossible
>tfw you role-play as a MODS-tier trap on erotic role playing websites and suck random cock to sate your urges

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>>37400780
I've been trying anal since I was 12 and have really enjoyed it, at first it was hairbrush handles, then I move up to big bad bolts from Nerf guns, I also enjoyed how painful putting a mini foot ball and pokeball up my ass was sooo painful but felt so good at the same time to having to squeeze it back out. when you put it in it was easy because it was made out of foam so it went in without much problem, but when it was inside it would go back to full shape and having to get it out was so painful but pleasureful at the same time, I get hard thinking about it, I actually kinda wanna do it right now... any recommendations on what I should use, last time I used marshmallows like anal beans, I actually had a prostate orgasm from the marshmallows.

>>37409482
So you think I should do it and have a black Daddy? He's like a foot taller than me but he's really nice

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>>37409537
lose the weight and whore yourself out for money on the internet. Camgirls (male) make some good money.

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>>37409605
What part of always go full gay do you not understand?

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>>37409605
sure, just go for it anon

>>37409537
>tfw your post sounds like me
>tfw you wonder if we are related

I only want to know is how to get a nice feminine trap butt i know you hotties know how

>>37409643
>>37409650

OMG ok I'll hit him up it's just going to be so different since I used to be the top and now I'll be his little sissy bottom to fill up with black seed

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>>37409617
I'm more likely to follow the advice I got on /soc/ (normie get out ree) and figure out a way to the nearest major city, stay there for a week or two and find myself a sugar daddy to take me in every weekend or so.

there's also the age and the worst factor of all. Motivation, I wont tell you it's impossible, I've lost weight before and what I struggle with is a reason why. Short of physical pain nothing motivates me, improved odds in the future is in no way enough.

I need something that exists already, something to drip-feed me and keep motivation high

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>>37409652
I've got a brother somewhere, he's most of the way through an electrician apprenticeship and looks distressingly like the worst parts of our dad. But for the (You) have an image of my rp trap.

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>>37409521
i don't feel much from my prostate. it's mostly the feeling of penetration i like. the anus itself is really sensitive too the friction of my toy going in and out is so good. yes it should take time to get in, start with a finger, then two fingers, gradually loosen yourself up and relax. take it slow. when it's in move it slowly, just a little, in and out, back and forth. get used to the feeling. if it feels uncomfortable that means you're rushing too much.

after a little while you should be able to fuck yourself without too much discomfort. don't touch your dick, just focus on your ass and how it feels. do your best to enjoy it. concentrate on whatever appeals to you about assplay. fantasize about being made into a hot guy's personal cock sleeve. revel in the embarrassment of being a horny anal whore. bring out all those wonderful submissive feelings.

after you start getting into it and feeling good THEN you can touch your cock. which enhances the experience a lot. don't get too carried away though, make sure you stop stroking whenever you get too close to cumming. edge like that for as long as you can until you can't take it any more. make sure you keep fucking yourself while you're cumming, this is the best part you're missing out if you stop there.

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>>37409749
Fuck yourself with a dildo and remind yourself that as long as you keep losing weight one day a real man will be fucking you instead.

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>>37400780
I am sori why does man have grin cock?
Maybe grin cock is only america thing? I have not seen grin cock befor

>>37400780
Don't you get shit on your fingers

How do I get into it, want to try but too scared, never been able to put anything in the ass

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>>37409820
Wow youre gay

>>37409593
don't use anything you could lose up your ass unless you're prepared for a very embarrassing trip to the hospital

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>>37409820
that..is not terrible, and I've got new meds that keep the gout at bay unless I go outta my way to provoke it so I could exercise more constantly.

that settles it. The first thing I'm gonna buy when the diet savings start to roll in is a cum-capable bad dragon

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>>37409181
>look for videos like this all the time
>the bottoms always look nice
>the top guy is either fat, or have the smallest dick
>watch as the guy just rub against him the whole time
It's hard to find good content.

It feels pretty good but very strange and I wouldn't want to do it all the time. Never came from assplay alone but once as a lad I had a surprise orgasm from a fat dump because I was in a weird position. Shit was cash, pun intended.
Yeah go for it OP, just don't blow out your oring

>>37409882
yeah that's why I really wish I owned a thing of anal beans..

>>37409835
with the proper prep you wont get shit anywhere. However unless you're keeping track of the time it may be a reality you've got to deal with from time to time. I've had to wash the shit off my plug now and again. But More often then not it slides out of me in a shivering, weak-knee giddy rush. Covered in warm lube and nothing else

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>>37409920
>just want to watch a good, daddy themed gay joi
>literally everything is sissy humiliation from some Harridan whore

I once lubed up my finger and put it up my ass, but it felt awful and my finger stunk of shit.
Never again.

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>>37409190
>be me
>tall skinny prettyboi
>fuck hard, ass-slapping, throttling
>seeing girls squirm is 10/10 biggest turn on
>try fingering myself
>>>37408611 is true, can relate
>still not a faggot
>but secretly want to be pegged

It's all about control, anon. You can like things in your butt and still be straight. If you're a dominant then the idea of losing control can be pretty thrilling, that has nothing to do with homosexuality. Don't lead the poor lads astray!

>>37409920
pretty much, finding good gay porn is literally like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Mainly why I just stick to shemale vids, though it's not really the same

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>>37410142
You can always have your cake and eat it too. What about the idea of seeing a girl squirm as she fucks you in the ass?

>>37410214
W-well then I'd be doing the squirming, right..?

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>>37410235
You both could be if she has one of those double ended ones. Or you can have someone fuck you in the ass while your girl sits on your face (a win-win situation in my eyes).

>>37401306
>I'm fat, and having to bend myself into a pretzel to get a dildo up my ass does not necessarily come naturally.
kek

i had a dick in my ass once

and a tiny vibator that got lost and i had to shit it out, that was weird

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>>37409887
I'd recommend starting small before jumping on a BD, as all their toys are quite massive.

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>>37410596
I've had 3 plugs, a string of anal beads and a small vibrator anon. I've also done some research. I'd be buying the smallest cumtube BD possible and asking you and the lewd boi reddits where best to begin

>Have you ever put things in your ass?
Yes

>Did you like it?
First time: no. Couldn't find my prostate.
Second time: YES YES YES YES YES

>Strongly considering trying out my boipussy.
>Warning: Very addictive.
WAYYYY better than normal masturbation.
Recommendations: Fap normally, until you are near cumming (makes it super easy to find prostate) then stimulate prostate.

>>37410675
Do you use fingers or what?

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>>37410670
God I fucking hate how tumblr JamesAB is. Also I would recommend going to /cuteboys/ over on 8 as they'll have a lot more info to help you.

>>37410783
>God I fucking hate how tumblr JamesAB is.
holy
you're like the first person I have ever seen who also feels that way

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>>37410670
>knot him butt

Xar's my champ. Crackers is my most intense. Stan's like riding a knot up and down.

You really can't go wrong with the knotted dildoes. Aim for something Small, <2" diameter and 5-6" length or you'll pay for it in blood.

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>>37410883
I swear he has some good fetishes and his art style isn't bad but my god everything he does has to be as ultra-PC as possible. Every character might as well be an obese trans-asian quadriplegic cuntboy who screams about how much they love consent and how anyone who doesn't make 1000% sure that they are constantly getting enthusiastic consent after every thrust must be sent to the gulags.

Seriously whats with the tumblr using consent as a threat instead of as something someone gives? Even their sexual fantasies need a way to ensure that if something happens that they don't like they will do everything they can to hurt that person.

>>37410783
I do like our doubled chan kin, dead boards aside. So I'll ask. Strange to see you dislike James though nigga does just about everything on the Norman spectrum

>>37410910
I am aware of the size issues and plan to start at the bottom. I just want something that can impregnate my boihole

>>37411038
that plus how he wanted to do bimbo but couldn't for religious reasons so he made a knockoff "barbie" version

also the generic tubby tumblrbears piss me off

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>>37411078
>>37411108

>Norman spectrum

??

But yeah I wonder if the guy has darker sexual fetishes like rape/guro/or misogynistic maledom but he suppresses those desires as he views them as verboten. Its a bit like a christian preacher having secret gay fantasies except more retarded.

>>37411038
>>37411108

Ain't nobody perfect. I adore shads anal and r34 content so I ignore the /pol/ trash. If you like his work enough the issues won't matter so much.

You wanna talk about triggering shit "oh joy sex toy" and their total inability to depict anything even remotely normal activates my almonds. Not every fucking fetish and device belongs to the mentally ruined

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>>37411267
Oh I agree (I am a pretty big fan of Shad despite his autism) but the problem with James is that how awkwardly he shoehorns in his politics into every picture. If he had an entire set of degenerate art that was straight porn with no agenda whatsoever I wouldn't complain as much but its always there, that constant reminder that there is a "correct" way to do sex and fetishes.

With that said Erika Moen is absolutely bonkers. She's a lesbian who married a man and now has sex parties explicitly because its the feminist thing to do and somehow this is a good thing. I mean I enjoy fucking dudes who dress like girls but I don't pretend its for any other reason than the fact that it gets my dick hard.

>>37411424
Ah, that's fair enough. I don't follow james super closely so it's not as evident. Kinda a cuckish thing to do really.

her shit wouldn't bother me, but I get an absolutely "making up" vibe. Everyone in her comics is a full-blown tumbr basket case because she's legit bought into the "current year" kool aid.

>>37411206
>normalfag
>normie
>norman everyman
>normal oswell
>Chad Q Normal

I'm just going further down the meme hole. I mean he covers a broad spectrum of more mainstream "normie" (ree) fetishes

>>37411424
I like Shad's personality. I think he oughtta play up the accent more, though. Just make it so thick you can barely understand him.
Plus he needs to draw Creepy Suzie with a dick.

Also holy shit are Moen's guys ugly. Holy, holy shit.

>>37411611
Tumblr has a strong ugly is beautiful belief

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>>37411536
The only reason I keep checking him out is that whenever I look up my fetishes I always find that he has drawn some pictures about it and I keep hoping that this time his art will be Tumblr free, but it never is.

>current year

It is possible that she is organizing her orgies on Tumblr/reddit. She does say that she keeps getting recognized at these swinger parties that she goes too.

>>37409312
Whats the scource on this? I can only ever find trap on male hentai, not quality porn like this.

>>37411804
thats fucked yo. anywho this has been a good thread- anything /cute/ slash lewd is always a fairly polite thread. Up there with /comfy/

I've got a diet to start, exercise to begin and answers over on newchan to wait for. I might also trawl for erp eventually

>>37401412
How do you know if you are hitting the prostate?

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>>37412253
It's not very deep so you should feel a walnut sized thing when you reach back there. Note: some guys feel absolutely nothing when they play back there and it is possible that you are one of those

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>>37400780
So I just gave a banana a blow job and got a huge erection, then I fucked myself with it for a while till I was bleeding "cause I had a tear" and fucked myself so hard and fast with it that I had a prostae orsgam, pretty good fuck, after that I jacked off to the thought of sucking a big uncut dick and came. Feels pretty good, I think I'm now 100% gay gaybots. P.S show me your dicks anons.

>>37408932
How do you clean silicone toys, anyway?

I can clean my glass plug by just using dish soap and water, but from my experience that's not enough for silicone to actually get cleaned get rid of all the bacteria that make it smell like shit after a few days in storage.

>Tfw straight
>Tfw still like to put things in my ass

CAUTION: HEMORRHOIDS POSSIBLE.

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>>37412833
Come on anon, embrace your inner faggot

>>37412967
I've found that fapping normally (sitting in a chair, moving hand up and down, rest of body sitting still) is actually MORE likely to cause hemorrhoids than buttstuff is.

When you cum there's a rush of blood to your groin area. If you're just stiting still then that blood has nowhere to go and swells up, which is what causes 'hoids.

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>>37410670
>The SJW Gloryhole
Now I've seen everything

Can someone do a """tutorial""" of all do some anal stuff? I mean how to clean your ass and everything

>>37412253
It'll feel like a lump. It'll feel good. Then you'll start precumming like crazy, it'll be very thin and probably more than enough to coat your whole cock with

>>37414036
you don't need to have an enema. If you eat a lot of fiber and don't need to poop, you won't get any visible shit on your fingers when I started I like to use bodywash as lube because there would be no shit smell whatsoever afterwards but doing that is terrible for you as your rectum will absorb the soap, now I use vegetable oil

>>37414091
But theres some way to do some anal play without getting any shit out? The smell and color really makes me easily get out of my mood

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I WISH I WERE BORN CUTE
IT'S NOT FAIR.
NOT.
FAIR.

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Yes and yes.

>tfw used to be exclusively dom top until getting ex's D in my butt
>fastest orgasms ever from getting humped in the butt with very little touching
>went the dragon dildo route
>now I switch roles and I loved the times I got to be a dom bottom

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>>37414142
Plastic surgery is always an option. Plus traps are always in demand so you don't have to be amazingly pretty if your body is cute

>>37414134
You're not supposed to get color or noticeable smell. If you do, change your diet accordingly. Eat a lot of fiber and drink more water

>>37414038
Is it supposed to be hard? I remember trying this shit a while ago, felt like I was touching a bone inside my asshole, didn't do much pleasure desu.

lads is anyone having a hard time "opening their asshole"
I feel like I don't know how to relax so it opens, I've done it before so I know it's possible, but I can't force it.
this isn't gay right?

>>37400780
Yes, and it was very pleasurable but I wouldn't recommend it because it leads down a twisty, winding path of depravity.

It starts with fingers, then food items like carrots, hot dogs and cucumbers, then you move up to buying a dildo, then a big dildo, then a human dick, then you start searching for large human dicks, then plugs, then dog dildos, then actual dog dicks, then frozen shit in a tied-off condom and it only gets worse from there.

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>>37400780
>Have you ever put things in your ass?
Yeah pretty regularlly now
>Did you like it?
The first time it was pretty meh, it's gotten better over time, I can actually come from it now and it feels way better than just masturbating.
>Strongly considering trying out my boipussy.
Worth a try, remember to use way more lube than you think you need on your first time

>>37414241
It's towards your dick and only about knuckle deep. But it shouldn't be hard

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>>37414286
Most women have this problem when they masturbate so they'll usually have a ritual involving taking a long bath and lighting some candles with some nice romantic music to put them in the mood. You really do have to be both horny and calm for this to end well.

Also yes, this is 100% ultra homo

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>>37414357
>frozen shit in a tied-off condom
GO TO CHURCH

>>37414487
Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies

Its a meme
even me being a 18 years old cute boi who has
sissy fetish and fell for this shit and tries every fucking time
don't waste your time

>But you didn't tried right

I even use a fucking dildo, my orgasm was the same, the only
difference was my leg shivering and my asshole hurting later.

>>37414699
Tell me your location and I'll give you an earth shattering buttgasm

>been skinny my entire life
>nice ass because I bike a lot
>girlish face, used to get mistaken for a girl
>nice body overall, high pitched voice
>want to be some fat dudes personal cum dump
Only problem
>fucking HEMORRHOIDS in my ass

>>37415899
would you like to be kissed and held by a man?

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>>37415899
Surgery and a good diet can fix that right up. Also using a bidet instead of toilet paper.

I'm gonna fuck a dude next week, any tips?

>>37417507
Yes, there should be two of them

>>37400780
>Have you ever put things in your ass?
Yes, when i was younger i tried every form of self-pleasure that i could think of
>Did you like it?
Yes, i did it a few times, i stopped when i played with my ass so hard that i ended up shitting blood.

>>37417825
well that helps. I thought you guys were degenerate perverts.