>You're not leaving this house until you fuck me, nerd.

I'd say: "what's your name so I can google you!?"

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>>37391615
"Ive already got a qt trap gf. If you will sign this contract, you can be the surrogate for my children and then I will fuck you.
Otherwise no thanks. "

That would be against the law of god be gone accursed succubus.

>>37391615
I would call the police. I'm not losing my virginity to some slut.

>>37391632
Natalie Austin
>Just reverse image search you lazy nigger

>>37391615
Get away from me you filthy whore.

I'll just walk out the door. Wtf is she gonna do?

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>>37391709
Forcibly straddle you

>>37391615
stay in my room and be sad

>leaving the house
Where do you think you are?

I guess I have no choice but to fuck a woman.

Damn, that sucks.

>>37392405

She lives in your house too

>>37391615
Cunt punch her and tell her to go get chicken tendies instead

>>37391615
lay on your back and just let her do all the work and have her way with you

>>37391615
never fuck her so she stays with me forever

>>37393584
the lowkey genius on this thread!!

>>37392405
good meme friend

Stamp Of Authenticity

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>You're not leaving this house until you fuck me, nerd.
No way fag

Check to see if we're married.

If not, I'll use my strength to wrestle her into submission and then have my way with her, HOWEVER I won't fuck her. I'll just kiss her and touch her and stuff. Then gradually build a relationship with her until I deem her ready for my dick. The teasing will make it better.

>>37391615
Good fucking luck I haven't left my house in weeks.

>>37391615
I would just leave the house. What the fuck is she going to do? She weights what, 110lbs?

>>37391615
Give her the old lickaroo

>>37391615
Why don't you fuck a s-soup?

Who said I wanted to leave? If you wanted to fuck you just had to ask.

Jump out the window. I've got to get my wizard powers.

>>37391696
you can't expect much from inept retarded ledditors

So fuckin geh guess i gotta stick it in once and head out n play some vidya.

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disappoint her by cumming within 5 seconds of sticking my benis in her sugar walls.

>>37391615

I'd probably sneak into the bathroom and jump out the window. I don't want to get a rape charge.

Call the popo, I am clearly be held hostage and thats rape.

>>37391615
Attack her, go to jail for assault and battery. Later on, use the instance as a way of making sure women never talk to me again.

>>37391615
You're sexy and I'd love to but I won't until you learn some manners; ask me again once you learn how to be polite and not demeaning. I respect women, and I demand to be respected in turn.

>>37391615
*sigh*
Did you used to be a man? Like did you used to have a penis? Yes. Yes of course you did >.< FML

There's a part of me that wants to have some vague fortitude to say no but she thicc

>>37391615
Ha ha...Ha Ha HA...HA HA HA AH AHH AHH!
>implying I ever leave my house
Dumb roasties, they just don't know.