>Well, look who decided to join us! What can we get you Anon?

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>>37387550
>uhhhh huh huh huh huh huh huh

>>37387550
>You slink back to your room, hungry and defeated

What? I did no such thing! I made sure to kill every single last one of them.

If only they knew what they were eating...

>>37387550
I would literally go into a rage and beat the shit out of the person who said that, then teddy, then everyone else who laughed. I may not have a social life but in return I lift religiously. Normally I never get mad, but small things like this trigger me.

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>>37387550
"I'll just take a couple of slices of cheese and a glass of water like everyone else, thanks."

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> this is me except I'd go to the kitchen and load up on food because I'm a fat ass.

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>nod awkwardly, get food, and go back to my room, crying

I only awaken at night to sneak into the kitchen and stock up on 2 or 3 days' worth of non-perishables so I can hide in my room for extended periods of time.

>>37388654
Like a rat. Smart.

*grabs my gun*
>"get out of my FUCKING HOUSE you FUCKS"

>>37387550
They look like big racists desu.

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>>37389288
>Uncle Rick leaps out of his chair and beats the shit out of you before you get a shot off

>>37389371
>Uncle Rick expresses his disgust as to why you didn't join the football team like him and your dad in high school

>>37389371
no way he could possibly get up and run 10 feet before i open fire as i appear in the doorway. and besides, i never invited anyone into my house as i live alone and i don't like my family enough to invite them over to dinner

>>37389416
>Uncle Rick has always hated since that one time he took you fishing and you barfed in the boat and made him drive you home early