Why don't you just get a bf? The sex is better and they'll

men aren't just as "good" as women. they are just as bad.

whenever i hear about gays looking for a lover and not a fuckbuddy i hear all the same complaints that straight people go on an on about

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>>37384319

I think you meant to say "better".

They are all the advantages with none of the compromises. They are on your wave-lengt.

The lions do it too. Aren't you a bit like a lion? Rawr!

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I would if I could. But I can't.

Is this that project normalise shit?

>>37384370

fuuuck!

I can tell what lion is the cute boy, and what lion is the NEET degenerate lucky to have found him. That is how I know I'm in deep.

I tried. Didn't work out. Considering a life alone now.

>>37384407
It's just logic. If you hate women, you should fuck men. If you don't, then I think you just want to be miserable.

>>37384407

I hope the normies steal this meme, that would be great.

Sounds cool but I'm not into boys.
Don't think I can change that.

Because of this.Origionalo >>37380040

>>37384462
anyone can get into it.

It is just another completely normal part of life.

>>37384509
That's not something you can decide.
I just don't find men attractive.

if only guys would look like that in real life, I'd consider it 100%

>>37384293
>Why don't you just get a bf?
Because I'm only attracted to femboys and traps. Neither of those like robots like me. They want other cute boys or Chad.

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Hello, is this the boyfriend store?

I would like to order one (1) cute bf please.

The cuteness is negotiable, but he should have a kind and caring personality at least. As well as shared interests like movies and video games that we can enjoy online.

A successful applicant should live somewhere in the US northeast and be open to eventually meeting in person.

If you're interested, please send your steam profile link or discord to:
[email protected]
and I'll add you from there.

Thanks for reading & have a wonderful day!

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>>37384610
everybody does it at least once in their life. it is just a rite of passage every boy must go through. you have to do it.

>my 80-something grandpa died yesterday.
could really use a GF or /someone/ to have. dating sites do not works because the females on their have HIGH standards/only in it for the attention.

am a 27yo neet and the only reason my life i do not have a 'normal' life is because no irl friends to support me.

>>37384293
>you have a friend and a lover in one.
You mean like how most hetero relationships play off anyways?

>>37384850
>no irl friends
>thinks the women who won't date him have high standards
Anon...

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>>37384903
am 5'6/140lbs with autism/cerebral palsy.
rate me?

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>>37384850

I am on several gay sites. I use fake profile pics I get from /soc/. This guy is just getting all kinds of pussy. Last one I scored was a very cute asian girl with penis. Asian with blue eyes and bleached hair, thic tits and hips, small feminine penis.

You can look at least this good. Then get gf, bf, futa, all kinds of pussy.

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>>37384938
another picture of me

jpsofyg0bnw

>>37384977

I could get a futa or bf with you pic if you trimmed your beard. Shaved your body. Put on some cool clothes and plucked your eyebrows.

You're off to a great start.

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>>37385017
>shaved body
tried that once when i was 21
it grew back within like a week.

>>37384293
You forgot the fact that im not gay, faggot.

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because I deserve a mature women for the mature man (me)

>>37384938
>>37384977
0/10. I wouldn't date anyone without friends. It's miserable being the only real human contact someone else has.

>>37385078
been single/friendless since 07

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GUYS!

Learn from the gays.

Dress like this!

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>>37385117

Look, this one does it right.

>>37384293
Stop trying to make these unfortunate souls lives even worse by cursing their reputation with faggotry and STDs

>>37385117
OP do you masturbate to these threads?

You're some gross fujo female((female)) right?

>>37385135
i miss being 16
i mean i still look like that just dead inside but thats why i miss being 16

>>37385112
Ok, well, then why are you blaming the dating sites or the women on them? That's like blaming eBay or the folks who browse it when you put your piss bottles up for sale and nobody bids.

Don't try to find someone who will be your everything, find people who will fill your social needs and then look to fill your romantic ones. It's much healthier.

>>37385203
i got kicked out of the local anime group on goybook for saying i was a virgin.

brother gave me the be yourself talk when i asked for help with connections.
mom just said i would not wanna hook up with an old nurse.
i got banned from okstupid/feabie for asking all the local females if they wanna sit on my face then meet my mom.

>>37385166

No... this is the Norwegian shitposter. He showed up one day three years ago, before that /r9k/ was a peaceful board where people lived in harmony.

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>>37385332

Wow, girls are cruel man. They are just driving you closer to the edge, day by day.

You should try boys.

>>37385166
yeh they make daily threads trying to get guys to fuck eachother, not sure of the gender but you can tell it's the same person because of the excessive use of exclamation points!

>>37385377
i asked people to help me get on hormones on this board but no-one gave me a (you).

i do have smelly neet dick.

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>>37385410

That is no excuse for girls to treat you like shit. They are being so unfair and mean to you, chipping at your self-esteem everyday.

A bf would never do that.

>>37385530
w-who are these cute boys

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>>37385561

They're all over the place, hanging out, kissing, being normal, doing stuff together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bnq9yAtLo8

>>37384456
>if you hate women you should fuck men
Almonds

>>37385609
but i have no car.

>>37385609
fuck
if i just had another cute boy we could be that pic

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>>37386058
I have a cute boy and gonna do that pic next weekend. feels good man.

A real 10/10 final fantasy tier qt my mane!

>>37386557
post pics
also find me one please
i just wanna be lesbians