Okay lads, I did it. It gave in and ended up buying myself a

>>37382359
It's better than hands

get the mouth of truth or whatever is its name

it is difficult to edge in these because the pleasure is more natural feeling and the urge to nut deep is primal

>>37382457
>>37382504
Both of these are true. Better than death-gripping, and edging is almost impossible because you get the basic urge to ejaculate as deep and as soon as possible. Figure out a way to go hands-free, like using pillows to hold it in place so you can thrust into it. Also, make sure to soak it in warm water for a few minutes beforehand, and always clean it thoroughly

>>37382457
this is really good
the lilith uterus is amazing too

Get a flashlight, all the other ones are crap.

>>37382359
>>37382457
>>37382561
>>37382577
What does it feel like? I'll tell you how it compares to real vag.

>>37382604
like something tight around your dick that get tighter and tighter I guess

>>37382604
Something snug and warmish (if you soak it in hot water first.) However, my penis goes numb after the initial couple of minutes because I am circumcised and have very little feeling in my dick
>inb4 starting a cut vs uncut war
I am aware that many of you feel strongly about both sides, as do I, but this isn't a debate thread. Let's stick with the sex toy talk

>>37382604
I've gotten more "real vag" than you and I can confirm good onaholes are approaching 2x as good

plus you don't have a girl bothering you afterwards and asking "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT" every 30 seconds

>>37382784
I wosh a girl would ask me what I'm thinking about.

>>37382665
Stick out your tongue and make it taught press with enough pressure to hurt slightly as far back as you can.That but smoother and with the same pattern as padded walls, smaller though ofc. Feels wrapped around you pretty much like a hand with pressure but not deathgrip. Hot enough to make even a below room temperature object hot when in for literally less than a second. You can squeeze it tighter by "flexing" and do the same to open it for easier penetration. I don't understand people who say it doesn't feel like anything. Defective vag/botched circumcision maybe?

>>37382816
if you had sex you'd just want her to gtfo

she's not interested in what you're thinking about anyways she just wants you to spew romantic bullshit at her and if you give her an answer that isn't "zomg I luv u girl" she'll get pissy

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>>37382858
>whining about having casual sex on r9k

Disgusting "cyborgs" everyone.

>>37382359
Japanese onaholes feel A LOT better

trust me

>>37382902
girls who have lots of casual sex won't do that but casual sex usually sucks you usually need at least 3x with a girl before you're having good sex unless the girl is a total whore

>>37382665
>>37382775
So does it feel similar to this >>37382844
or better?

Why do women want us to live like this? How much suffering must we endure?

>>37382965
Onaholes > women apparently. They're doing us a favor after all.

>>37382965
nobody owes anyone anything

>>37382994
No, but they purposefully reject us. They could choose to be in relationships, but instead they choose to reject us and then complain about being lonely.

Don't forget that every abused slut was once a girl that one of us had a crush on. We would have given her the love and respect that she yearns for, but she rejected us.

>>37382965
It sucks when you live in a country where in 99% of it you legally can't pay for sex either.

Every time I pay for an escort I'm not sure right up until I start having sex that it won't be a sting this time. It's not fair.

>>37382359
>>>/jp/
There is a onahole thread regularly and a pastebin buying guide

>>37382928
too bad they're just for microdick

>too sperg for real women
>too big for good faptoys
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

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>>37382858
If I had sex it would only be with someone I was in love with, so I'd want to be spewing romantic "bullshit" to each other.

>>37384278
refractory period says no

>Self Bondage
>Venus 2000
>E-Stim Ass Probe

Match me

>>37382858
>if you had sex you'd just want her to gtfo
Pillow talk is awesome watch your fucking mouth

Are these good for practice so I don't blow a load in 2 minutes if I ever get the real thing?

>>37384499
What's the ass probe like? Not really experienced in ass play and I'm kinda worried about damaging something but I want to try and have a hands free prostate orgasm one day.

>>37384540
you'll blow it fast the first time because you're nervous af.
it can help with deathgrip though.

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>>37384468
I'd have to have more than just physical attraction and a boner to have sex with someone, lad. I'd want to be with her, go places with her, do things with her, love her, cuddle in bed together as we fall asleep in each other's arms, etc.

>>37384694
after a good nut you just want to sleep due to prolactin.
ain't nobody got time for sweet nothings.

>>37382816
>>37382784
i'd have no idea how to answer the 'what are u thinking about' question. most of the time my mind is blank.

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>>37384499
What's an e-stim ass probe?

>>37384817
>tfw own the cocc shaped pink dildo too
My anus is already taking the shape of it.

>>37384899
I love it. Not sure if it's the size, material or shape, but it goes in easily and feels really good.

>>37384499
>Self Bondage
What? That sounds like a good way to accidentally starve to death and have your body found in the most awkward possible way.

>>37382948
why at least 3x with a girl?

>>37383040
Girls would rather be lonely than be with someone ugly. I don't blame them. The fault lies in the fact that average males are not very attractive to women while average females are still very attractive to men.

>>37385538
Ugly women cheat and use makeup to gain a couple points. Say a 5/10 women can boost up to 8/10, that means half of women want 20% of men, and 5-7 men are fucked (or date real uglies).

I ended up owning about 12 onaholes. The best is virgin age admission hands down. Why you ask?

>super tight
> around six inches so you'll bottom out balls deep and it feels amazing.
> really soft amazing material
>comes with live that feels better than hot soup Japan or any other lube on the market
> like 30 dollars. Best hang for your buck.

I know I sound like an advertisement but it's that good. Look it up. Check /jp/ if you don't believe me.

And why onaholes over venuses and fleshlights? You can bottom out and