>a) 10/10 face, full thick hair, huge dick, but 4'11""

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>>37380167
a) so I can become a hung tiny femboi

>>37380167

so it's either:

>Become trap/femboy with big dick
>Be omega leftover
>Kill yourself or be awkwardly gay
>Also be omega leftover

>>37380167
A. Get limb lengthening surgery and shoe lifts, then move to Asia.

>can't come up with a 4th drawback so you just add a shitty limitation that makes no sense

I choose D and shave it because fuck you.

I'm already b so I'll go with d

>>37380167
I'd pick A and make my pickup lines full of third leg jokes

D and wear a hat.

Anyone that doesn't choose D is a fucking retard.

>>37380167
anyone who doesnt choose A is dumb

>>37380658
>not rocking the JUST fade

>>37380167
c) So I can be disgusting gorilla man who fucks/rapes nice rich ladies

>>37380167
I'm already B, so D and shave hair. You underestimate a 10/10 face

>>37380735
I meant b not c

>>37380167
I've lived life as c) and let me tell you it's really not that bad.

>>37380167

D obviously. Think about it, you have JUST hair, but you're still a 10/10, so the JUST hair means nothing

>>37380167
C is by far the best option

>>37380167
C is the patrician choice

>>37380167
D) Since in already bald now and it's not even that bad

>>37380167
>you're not allowed to shave it
How does that work?

Just give me height and hair. You can change everything else.

>>37380167
>(and you're not allowed to shave it)
why? do I have superman tier hair that metal simply can not cut?

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>C

This is the aesthetic option.

>>37380167
>d) 10/10 face, 6'3", huge dick, but weird balding JUST hair (and you're not allowed to shave it)
Have you ever heard of hats, caps or beanies?

>>37380167
>D
I feel like my face can compensate enough for it. But then again the rule about you not being allowed to shave it is bs!