>"As-Salaam-Alaikum neighbor! We just moved in across

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>>37378785
Leave or I REEEEEEEEE you out!

>>37378785
Nice to meet you, I hope you learn to appreciate my country's culture and lifestyle, and that you contribute to the local community.

>cooking pork intensifies

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What does this say? Right, no bombs, no praying and no you.

>>37378889
But I hope you don't ask my girls to remove their hijabs, also I hope you respect us that you and your friends don't drink in out neighborhood because its haram.

>>37378785

Come in, can I offer you some tea?

>>37378785
Welcome to the neighborhood, I was about to fire up the grill, care to join us for a beer?

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A salami what? I CANT HEAR YOU SPEAK UP!

USA USA USA USA USA USA

and there go the neighborhood property values

>>37379721

You don't actually want high property values do you?

Only the taxman wants that.

>>37379721
No joke, the exact same type of house in the exact same type of neighborhood will cost +40% to +80% more in a white/Asian area compared to a "vibrant" area where I live

Greetings, neighbour. I hope you like our community here. I urge you to take care though, since unfortunately some people will not like you at first just for being you.

If you need anything let me know.

>>37379768

Well no shit. When in Rome

Property values are a meme

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>>37378785
Oh hi

oregono

>>37378785
If that was here in america I honestly wouldn't mind. They seem well off and they speak english, and they're making an effort to assimilatr.

They look like decent people tbqh phams

>>37378785
>only four kids

must be newly weds

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>>37378785
I live in Lebanon. These shitty B8 threads don't work on me.

to be completely honest, i'd rather have these muslim neighbors than ghetto nigger neighbors.

i don't have to worry about muslims and their friends scoping out my property for shit to steal 24/7.

anytime blacks are involved, you have to worry about them knowing where you live and knowing whats in your house because they might try to break in, same with meth heads.

>>37378785
I politely salute them

>>37379697
i am sorry but my religion forbids drinking of alcohol. you should not drink alcohol either, it is bad. also your daughter should put on a jihab or allah will punish you both. is that pork you are grilling? it better not be pork...

>>37378785
Please don't explode kind sir.
You wouldn't bomb your own neighbor? Would you?

>>37380816

TAK BIR!

*bomb*

>>37379697
Cracking open a cold one with the BOYS!

>>37379694
We'll have a nice grillparty on friday with lots of pork and steak. Do you want to come? There will also be beer.

>>37378785
I just read an article on a "center of Turkish language studies" in my third world country, which turned out to have ties to Fethullah Gullen and was likely to be in the process of indoctrinating children via creation of islamic schools.
I actually visited one of those schools once, because I took a Turkish language course. I thought Turks would be different, but I guess all memes are true. Fucking roaches.

>>37380742
>ghetto nigger neighbors.
they don't explode at least
and mudslimes are also fucking loud

>>37378785
I live on the side of a mountain in the middle of nowhere what the actual fuck why?!

>>37379811
s-source?
I'm not a furry but that rabbit has something special.

>>37380767
I see you have soume nice daughters. Since you only joined ths country recently you won't have much money. Want some skirts and dresses from my son for them? He stopped playing trap recently and hey seem to have a similar size.

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>>37378785
My friends, please. Mushalla not until I finish this cup of coffee, then you may introduce me to your beautiful daughter piece be up on her.

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At least the woman have their faces uncovered.

>>37380742
yeah, there are worse neighbors to have
> college students who park on the streets and throw large parties
> mexicans who play loud music and drink beer while they have some yippy dog always barking
> welfare recipients who leave dirty diapers and broken glass in the street

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>>37378785
>Wow, what big beautiful family you've got here. Welcome to the neighborhood. If there's anything you need help with, don't be afraid to ask.

I wish it was this simple.

>>37378785
>durka durka neighbors ask to use our recycling bin 'for just a few small things'
>it's wheeled back to our driveway about a half hour later with what looks like circuit city's going out of business sale in it

>>37380863
they aren't going to blow their own house up. but yeah, they are loud and obnoxious, but i'll bet beaners are worse.

>>37380926
>your beautiful daughter piece be up on her.
piss be up in her :^)

>>37378785
Is your toddler wearing this so called suicide vest most of the males from your country seem to wear traditionally? It suits him.

>>37381005
>they aren't going to blow their own house up
could happen when they experiment on how they should build their vest best

>>37378785
>implying Muslims voluntarily socialize with non-Muslims

That is unless you count your friendly neighborhood Sharia Patrol, they're more than happy to talk to you about why you're a devil deserving of death

>>37381060
Have you ever actually met a muslim?

>>37381060
>>37381069

It's actually true. They won't even talk to police officers

>>37380742
as someone that has been living in europe for 10 years, youre sadly mistaken

>>37381060
>>37381118
Complete nonsense. I'm married to a Palestinian girl and her family is like any other in the neighborhood.

>>37378785
>All the reddit edge in this thread

There actually is an Iranian family that lives down the street from us. They're chill, not any worse than any of the other weird assholes that live around us. Their daughter who's in uni is pretty cute too.

I do feel sorry for them whenever some British retard blows himself up and ISIS claims responsibility.

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>mfw islam

amirite?

sorry i dont speak sandnigger

>>37381159
wow, it's almost as if we have 2 totally different experiences due to geographical location! wow dude!!!!!!

>>37381045
hah hah ur soo funney with your cartoon level stereotypes.

>>37381168

Palestinian isn't anything close come on

>>37381204
europe for 10 years
usa for almost 3
will see if in 7 years niggers will do as much harm as your lovely kebabs did

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>>37381269
>wants to start a dick waving contest over who has the most degenerate minorities in their society

do you like reliving your past failures too? OKAY BRO, YOU SURE GOT ME.

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>>37381225
thanks anonon
sadly this isn't a joking matter because they actually do that for real

>>37381184
what am i looking at here, sonny boy

>>37381311
>le leddit spacing
your opinions are worthless

>>37381060

Almost all my friends are atheists my man. This doesn't mean I stop being a muslim.

t. *urk in Germany

why is it universally understood having ethnic neighbors is terrible? it's like acknowledging most of them are terrible but nobody cares.

>>37381069
they don't talk to us whiteys here in yurop

>>37381484
most retarded person i've ever had to reply to.

>>37381523

People prefer to be with people that are similar to themselves.

>>37381489
>This doesn't mean I stop being a muslim.
i'm afghan, god doesn't exist

>inb4 you hate yourself, you are a cuck, uncle tom hurr
neo-nazi retardation and memes don't change the fact that god doesn't exist

>>37381489
you have to go back
also take yor cousins and uncles and aunts and brothers and sisters and so on with you

>>37381484
>I was almost forced to respond to your argument, but then I noticed that you hit the enter key once (1) - something I mistakenly attribute to visiting a particular website (rather than the reality, which is that this is a completely normal writing convention), so tough luck pal, looks like I've won again :)

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>>37381489
go back to turkey and stay there

>>37381693
>>37381721

No. I'm a German citizen after all :^)

>>37378785
why hello there muslimbro! I also think women should be treated like shit. wanna come inside for some coffee?

>>37381750
I'm assuming you are putting ratpoison in the coffee?

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>>37378785
"Damn, these mushrooms make me too high!
I'm seeing muslim-fuckers in my town! What a horrible mushroom trip!"

>>37381748
that's like saying a parasite is part of the human because it's hosted in the same body

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>>37381701
>i le won le argument!!!
>you lost!!!!
XD EPIC