Reminder if you have a big penis and are on this board complaining

Only girls who like big penises are invited 5b4fNY discord

>>37376787
disgusting
shave bevore you post your dick

>>37376787
Why? Before I can get my slightly larger than average dick out I've first got to get a woman to acept and over come:
>My ugliness
>My obesity
>My autism
>My generally repulsive personality

But lets say that I do get a woman to over look all those red flags and get her into bed, it's going to be the most disappointing and awkward 35 seconds of her life. No I belong here with the rest of you beta losers, big dick or not.

>>37376787
Fuck you.
I have a 7.8 inch penis and im still a kissless virgin.

>>37376895
just send dick pics you dumb

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>8' dick
>3/10 face
>socially retarded
>brainlet

is this a joke?

>>37376895
that's a special kind of being a failed normie.

>>37377762
women dont care about how big an unattractive weirdos dick is

>>37377621
>8' dick
can you do lasso-tricks with it?

>>37377762
I am 6'2 7 inch dick tan with a strong jaw and I am khv wizard go fuck yourself you will never understand autism

>>37377621
Get into porn? Danny Dong is only like 8.5" max and he looks gigantic. Most porn dicks are 7".

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>not having a huge dick

I feel sorry for you boyos

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>tfw 7x6
>tfw I'll never stick it in

True suffering.

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>comfortable 6.9"
>6'5ft in height
>not a looker but I know how to be chill

>schizoid

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>A little over 5.5

Feels absolutely mediocre senpai

>>37378861
I envy you,my dick is only 14cm fuck too III rueueeiue

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Is 6 inches big?

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>>37381253
>Is 6 inches big?
no, now fuck off

>>37381253
for a midget.

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>>37381435
lel
oregano123e2

>>37376787
aww thats cute, I'd suck your dick anyday, OP

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>>37376865
>>37376895
>>37377775
>>37377790
Fuck you.
If you have a small dick then your chances of retaining a gf is almost 0% unless you go for the super religious ones. But tou probably eill not havr sex very often.

>>37381716
As long as its at least 5.5"x5" you're fine.

Any smaller though and yeah you're fucked.

>>37376787
How would anyone know how big your dick is before you're getting naked with them to have sex? This is a dumb thread.

>4inches
>Not even gay or trans
What a cruel joke.

>>37382033
>he does the dicklet-walk

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>>37376787
>highly SUCCable swc
delicious.

reminder:
if you are over 6'0'' tall and have a at least a 5.5 inch dick, you are NOT a robot and never will be one, instead you're a failed normie which is an achievement in itself

>>37381716
You miss the point, I'm repulsive. I could never get a woman to the point where I could have her judge me on my a-bit-larger-than-normal dick.

>>37383693
What if your 6'2 malnet and have an 8.5 inch micropenis?

>>37376787
Having a big dick doesn't help you get girls. They may stick around for the big dick after they've already had a taste but if you are fat, ugly, short, and a douche a 12 in cock won't help you.

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>tfw 5'3" midget with a 7" dick
I'm not leaving because you feel inadequate over the size of my wee wee

>>37376787
>mfw my dick is 4.5 inches erect 2 inches flaccid

I wont even fucking try desu. If a girl so much as smirked at my dick I'd probably kill her in a sudden spasm of insecure rage.

>>37384467
>tfw slightly below average but pencil dick
I understand that feel. How is a man supposed to feel like a man with such a shitty "gift" from mother nature. How are we supposed to fullfil our biological narrative like this without resorting to actual rape?

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>>37384856
>How are we supposed to fullfil our biological narrative
_You_ aren't supposed to.

be honest guys. I have a 15cm benis :DDD

is it laughable?

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Uncircumcised penises are gross

>>37384956
Well, then I don't have any choice but to rise up

>>37381253
it is, according to roastie memes

>>37381253
No but above average. Most dudes are 5- 5 1/2.

>>37384992
>not nibbling on a cuteboy's delicious prepuce
>not inhaling the intoxicating scent from a freshly retracted foreskin
>not tasting the smooth glans after it being covered for a full, hot day
do you even robot?

>>37376787
Lol, this penis looks so much like mine, had to send it to my gf, she said I got twice that bigger though

>>37385041
>prepuce
Ew

>>37385065
>labia minora
>clitoral hood
Ew

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>>37385159
Celibate for life

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>>37378861
>>37384992
>ant eater dick

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>>37385361
>>37385065
these guys know what's good, no homo.

>>37385456
Are those warts on your dick? UGH

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>>37385479
perfectly fine penis, without the useless anteater-flap of foreskin.
cleaner and healthier!

>>37385456
Circumsized, moisturized dick with some foreskin remaining is the best

>>37378861
I envy you. Any woman, no matter how much they love me, won't be excited to fuck me with my 12 cm

>>37385531
>>37385456
This is the grossest shit I've ever seen

>>37376787
That whiteness is weird. It's itching? Hurting a bit? Get antifungal on it.

(Just in case you didn't know what it was)

>>37376865
>>My ugliness
Can be improved
>>My obesity
Can be improved
>>My autism
Can be improved
>>My generally repulsive personality
Can be improved


Let's be honest, you're just lazy.

>>37385539
>moisturized
no, dry and ripped is best.
>with some foreskin remaining
for what? it has to be as tight as possible, close to bursting when hard.

>>37385531
At least ours aren't fucking dry.

>>37378861
Hi Britcel

>6.7x6
>gf
what do you make of this

5'8 azn boi here with 6.5 inch

feelsalrightman
wish it was 7 tho