>sister hosting a BBQ for memorial day >walk up to grill

>>37365402
Just eat the spicy food, you wuss.

your sis sounds like a cunt and you like a bitch

>>37365402
>woman doing the grilling
Get out, you fucking sissy.

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>>37365402
>went to two BBQs today
>no one cooked burgers

>>37365402
>white enough to think hot bbq sauce is actually spicy

>>37365635
Hey! For some people it really upsets their stomach.

>>37365635

It was a homemade BBQ sauce with habanero peppers. There was also ribs with bbq sauce made with Jalapenos and Cayenne. Both were pretty spicy.

>>37365402
Should have invited me instead of your ungrateful self.
I'd have lapped all that spicy shit up.

>>37365402
I hope you fucked your sister as punishment for making everything spicy.

>>37365402
her partner should've slapped you with her strap on for being such a pussy

>>37365402
Exact opposite of you all my food has to be spicy or have chili peppers with it. This morning I murdered my eggs and potatoes with Mexican salsas, or when I go eat out I ask for buffalo sauce and Tabasco sauce.

>>37365751
Can confirm.
Spic here, sister is allergic to spicy foods.

>>37365632
what the fuck?
origami pastaroni

>>37365402
aww, you poor baby. i thought my problems were bad, but being forced to eat delicious grilled hot links with the company of my loving, intact family? unthinkable!

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Just thought I'd share this with the rest of you.
Looks like OP's sister is a bit adventurous.

>Family BBQ
>forced to go outside with them
>take a plain hotdog and eat it on my plate with a fork and knife
>people awkwardly stare, raise eyebrows, make fun of me, and laugh
>finish eating
>run inside
Why am I so autistic

>>37366059
Ikr it was literally everything but burgers

>>37365402
are hot links acutally to spicy for you??

seriously?

>>37366687

It was one of those brand of hot links/hot sausage that you only find in specialty stores or warehouses like Costco. It wasn't a cheap Bar S hot link.

>Beef franks
>Burgers
>Chicken
>Fish
>Home made potato salad
>Baked beans
>Elote
>Three different melons
>Cognac, rum, tequila
Living in a house full of black people, this was actually a pretty light memorial day for us. Didn't even get around to making the greens.

>doesn't eat spicy food
>Everyone knows you're a bitch

>>37367040

It's a genetic thing to like spicy foods. It's a genetic thing to be sensitive to spicy foods. You're not tough for liking hot foods. You're not a wuss for not liking spicy foods.

>>37366074

>sister knows you don't like certain kind of food
>only only grills spicy foods

not everyone is okay with spicy foods. There's bound to be a couple of people who don't like spicy food either.

>>37367095
t. wussy

you faggots want to know what i ate for memorial day?
some rice with salt and butter.
fuck the fuck off with your
>muh free banquet upset muh sensitive virgin tummy tum
i am fucking hungry.
t. skelly shut in

i hate some grilled chicken and peanut sauce

shit was so cash

>>37368198
that's very rude anon. chicken is good. :(

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>>37365402
you sound like a little bitch t b h

too bad the sister didn't make a special sauce for you with rat posion you fucking disgusting weak pussy. nothing worse than picky eaters. kys.
you are repugnant.

>>37368293

not like it was asking her to make something vegan for those who can't eat meat or processed foods

>>37365632

In some regions, cooking burgers means it's not a BBQ anymore. In the Southern US in particular, there's a right way to do a BBQ and all other ways are wrong. It also depends on where in the South you are too.

>>37368246
meant to write had whoops

>>37365402
>not tolerating hot spicy food
Unless you've got a medical condition, you need to stop being a sissy and cleanse yourself of this faggotry.

The fault lies entirely with you for being a wimpy little girly tongue faggot. Man up or shut up you fragile pussy bitch.