>"Wait, anon. That's it? That's really all

>Not enough for you huh?
>Well just wait until i tie you up and rape you in all orifices for six days straight until you bleed out.
>Im going to ruin you slut.

>>37364729
>in reality
>y-you too

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What else is suppose to be there?

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Being big is overated

>tfw I'll never get a true blowjob because no girl can handle going all the way down

>>37364773
What the fuck am I looking at?

origonel

>>37364664
Size isn't important, what matters is how I use it bb

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>>37364773
So if I eat you out I get a blue tongue like I do with certain lollipops? Can I eat you out?

>>37364773
What the fuck kind of pubes are those?

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>>37364664
>TFW what i lack in size i make up for with stamina
i'm talking literaly snek sex levels of libido, don't expect to leave still sane.

>>37364664
"huh... alright, were done here"
>proceed to either show her the door or leave myself in the an uncaring fashion
"Have a nice life."
>never talk again


Just seems like best option, no reason to get mad and get laughed at. No reason to cry, just beat the dick, go play vidya, and move on. If she asked just tell her my dicks too small, she's clearly dissatisfied so it's whatever.

That woman is used to seeing massive cocks (not just nigger ones, white ones too) constantly so it wouldn't surprise me that she thinks I'm small. Women that have been in porn even once are sluts, go figure.

>>37364664
yeah, just keys phone & wallet, are you some /k/ edc fag or somehting?

>>37364664
I told you when we were in the store you vapid bitch, these dino sponges aren't to-scale

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>>37365020
>"and the small dicked loser asked me to leave/walked out, HAHAAHHAHAHAHA!"

>>37364664

And you look like shit. What am I even doing here?

>>37365299
Hey its either that or she has sex with me only to say I was bad

might as well make her look shallow

>>37364829
sounds like they don't really love you

>>37364773
Guess the carpet really does match the drapes

>>37364664
At least I didn't kill my infant child you monster.

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>>37365440
>might as well make her look shallow
You literally can't, they'll just twist what happened in their minds to make you seem like a whiny fuck.

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>>37364829
>humblebragging on r9k

>>37364664
>no, hold on I have more in my other pants

>>37364990
>tfw can only get hard at chastity
>fuck gf for like an hour
>when she's tired, start fantasizing of her saying she'll cage me right after
>get hard as diamonds, cum
Fetishes ruined my life and they'll fix it too.

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>>37364773
thats a fucked dye job bro, seek medical attention.

I'll still make you scream, bitch

>>37366089
What the fuck is the obsession with chastity? Like what sounds good about it? Why would you give a woman power like that? What the fuck?

>>37366577
Some men just like getting dominated by women. To each their own.

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>>37365440
>might as well make her look shallow
>implying that's how it works

>>37365440
lol shallow ? Those types of women dont apply virtues to their own lives, only when it suits them. If anything she'll perform some insane rationalization that you're the one who's shallow.

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>>37366569
Let's be real. That's not what you're actually gonna say.

>>37364664
>"Wait, anonette. That's it? That's really all you have in that bra?"
One reaction is praised by society, one is condemned.
HMMMM.

>>37364664
What, never saw a flaccid dick before?

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>I've checked the data and statistically speaking my penis is above average in both length and girth, so I am not sure how I have managed to fail to meet your expectations. Did you not tell me you were a virgin? Why are your expectations so unrealistic? Are you so dissatisfied that we will not be engaging in sexual relations?

My dick size is proportional to your brain.

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>tfw such large penor that a guy on the internet asked me to cuck him, and sent me nudes of his wife

>>37370180
You really think that's a good comeback?

>>37364664
At least my kids aren't dead your midget.