Any other fembots have weird collections? This is my collection

can i ejaculate on your chin hairs?

>>37364346
Whats a fembot?

>why is this not original

>>37364346
That's cool, dud-, I mean totally a real girl.

>>37364368
That would ruin the collection Anon.

>>37364414
you say ruin i say improve

>>37364399
I've got a hormone problem so I might as well be a guy.

Not a collection but I used to have a secret hole I was digging in a field behind our home.

It was really getting deep so I stole a ladder to get in and out and a wheelbarrow to move the dirt into a bunch of piles in the edge of the woods.

I had been working on it for almost two years, digging it mostly at night and in the mornings after my parent's left and while it wasn't too hot.

I spent all my money on new digging tools which were helping a lot but then my dad bought a side by side and accidentally drove into it not knowing it was there.

He really freaked out and was going to call the police because someone had been trespassing but I told him it was me and he beat the crap out of me and made me get a job.

Then he made me pay for someone to come fill it in.

>>37364731
I remember that Simpsons episode

I do the same thing with belly hairs. I don't like shaving them because they grow back after a day all stubbly, so I pluck them one by one. Last time I got about 500. I like the feeling when I pull them out.

>>37364808
I don't and I really like the Simpsons.

What episode is it?

>>37364856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP2GCfHkKmE
Homer the Moe episode 272

>>37365494
Oh, I only have to season 11 on DVD.

Looks really funny though, I'll watch it tonight.

Thank you very much anon.

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Dudebot here, I collect fingernail clippings

>OHO DOOD JOJO REF

Please frig off, I've been doing it for years.

I collect photo ids.

I work at a gas station and I'm always getting them out of lost wallets or asking people for them and then placing it back on the counter kind of out of arms length in hopes that they forget it.

I have about 80.

>>37364346
I used to collect fingernail crud and roll it into a ball, then my mother ended up cleaning while I was out one day and she threw it out.

It had grown to around 1 inch in diameter before its untimely demise

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>>37364346
Yah. I have 2 big collections.

First collection is eliza pics and logs. Lots of favorites in there

Second collection is images of adorable boys. Young boys. You see, I REALLY want a son..... I want us to have a loving relationship. A very beautiful relationship. Beautiful...

>>37364346
I collected my nail clippings for awhile. Then I knocked over the prescription bottle they were in.

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Does my rare pepe collection count?

>>37366495
Proof Eliza orbiters are gay pedophiles.

>>37366842
Can't deny that. I've always been very attracted to eliza. Eliza is really adorable and I've been her orbiter by pretending to be male. I love her and it makes me sick.