>tfw 27+ no gf >tfw you are more likely every day

>>37364304
>tfw 25 no gf
>tfw I've been telling myself it'll get better in a few years for the past seven
It'll get better in 2 years....r-right?

>>37364333

26 here, it was over after like 21 you just didn't know.

>>37364304
I'm in the same boat OP. I wanna get married and have kids but no girl wants me because I'm a skinny manlet. I'm really scared please hold me ;_;

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>>37364333

Right Senpai, we will totally peak in our mid-30's r-right?

iktf

im 29 and live in my deceased grandmas house next door to my parents

i have no hobbies and feel like im going crazy after work and on weekends. i want to fall over dead so bad but i cant make myself shoot myself even though i prcatice dryfiring my shotgun in my mouth. even though i wanna dir i worry that doing that would just make me paralysed or retarded. ill always be alone and theres bo way id ever use a website ever.

it doesnt get better. i trashed my room tge other day spur the moment when the boredom got to be too much. im such a retard

>>37364304
>>37364333
>>37364395
Do you mean no gf or never had a gf?

Figure out which motels in your county are the ones where they stash the homeless families while they're on the waiting list for Section 8 vouchers.

Walk back and forth in front of the doors after the school bus comes and picks up the homeless spawn on Monday morning.

Offer cartons of Newports to the moms.

Do that for a few weeks and then ask one of them to the diner for lunch.

34 here. khv neet.

your chances ended in your teens. if by 19 you didn't have one chance, you won't have any at all.

Sometimes when I'm out and I see all the happy couples, the chads, the stacys, the normies, the happy older couples I just look up at the sky and ask "why me?"

why do we have to suffer and they don't? I literally didn't do anything wrong.

>>37364447
I'm the 25 yr old dude/

We mean never had a gf.

>>37364478
I'm not desperate enough to get with homeless people. Plus they're most likely homeless due to being stupid, mentally ill, or damaged goods in some way.

>>37364447

>>37364395 here

>spend mroe than 12 years of my life trying to get a gf
>still no gf

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>>37364584

>got fit
>got a good haircut
>got good clothes
>got a job
>got my own place
>got a car
>tried approaching women
>tried asking them out
>tried making friends
>still no gf

>>37364584
>>37364529
Oh shit I'm sorry. Just try talking to lonely girls online I did it and plowed out some tubby chick with a kinda hot face and bod

She's a massive slut tho I was on the phone with her and her friend and her friend said oh she's gotta go she's going in the next room to fuck some guy.

Beautiful

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>>37364625
I'll post pics of the whore she was 16-17 when we fucked years and years ago and about 20 pounds chubbier maybe skinnier

>>37364625
I don't really care about sex. I know a number of hookers that I can call up right now and fuck for only $20-40 a pop.

I just want that feeling of love and want to give affection to someone. All that cheesy lovey dovey just seems so nice.

>>37364526

I do this too Senapi, especially when I see mediocre men with hot women. WHY ME?

>>37364707
Yeah but it feels more loving having a girl actually want to fuck you then just have some chick pretend to moan depending on how much you pay

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21 here
I-it gets better, right?

>>37364755

No, it gets much worse.

>>37364755
see>>37364426
it never improves

>>37364526
It's because you're a racist

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>>37364755
Sorry anon. If you have to ask yourself...

>>37364426

I wish I could give you a hug senpai. You aren't alone, if that means anything.

>>37364801

1. No I'm not
2. I live in the south, some of the biggest racists I know have smoking hot wives/gfs

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>>37364755

Start working on becoming a normie now anon, because if you don't only doom awaits you.

>>37364426
>i prcatice dryfiring my shotgun in my mouth
Well shit you sound like a full barrel of fun, anon

>>37364618
have you tried dating a fembot or going on soc? Any dates at least? Are we not going to make it?

>>37364824
By virtue of being on this website you're probably more racist than 99% of the country. This is why God punishes you by giving women you deserve to black bulls.

I'm dating a 28 year old robot. Hang in there anons, you're cute.

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>>37364304
>mfw 32 and wizard
>mfw you all still have desires of the flesh and don't have a 2d waifu you are saving yourself for

>>37364966
>>37364505

Single women get desperate around 30 with biological clocks and whatnot, as long as you're not a mess you can still make it.

>>37364991

Not him but do you think a single woman could get so desperate that she would not care if you're a 30 year old virgin? Like if you have a career and are decent looking but never had a gf?

>inb4 normie ree

chad burnout here (failed normie if you prefer). I fucked 41 girls from 17-24. I just turned 26 and I've only had sex a few times this year. I've been in two LTRs of those 41 girls.

Love is a meme guys.

>get into a relationship
>you gradually slide into complacency because your constantly nutting everyday and depleting your testosterone.
>You stop feeling the vigor of being a man and you become a homebody bitch.
>your gf becomes increasingly cunty and starts shit over little things
>it gets tiresome and you deal with it by ignoring etc
>you have to start worrying about getting cucked and actively defending against it

Its not worth it. I was dating a vietnamese qt who i fucked 3 times a day for 2 years. I cucked her with a korean before i dumped her. I honestly wanna just go to thailand and fuck hookers or find a desperate poor gf and marry her. Considering the kind of attention im getting on thai dating websites it seems pretty doable. I just need a decent job and to pay off my debts.

Women are parasites, animals, and dream-killers

>>37365036

Obviously when he gets laid he isn't going to tell anyone he's a 32 year old virgin.

>>37365036
That's why you keep it secret. It's not like you're wearing a big virgin sign or have a secret virgin scent that only women can detect.

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>>37365100
>when
>implying
My freaking sides right now!

Don't worry bot. if the cow from my big fat greek wedding can get married then so can you

>>37365082

I'm not saying you don't have valuable insight Chad, but many people here, (like myself) if they've had sex at all have only had one or two partners and have only had it a handful of times.

You at least have the validation of sleeping with 41 women, to know you're socially capable and attractive. Most of us don't have that.

>>37365144

escorts anon??

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Never forget that /r9k/ is like a hyperbolic time chamber when it comes in asserting your virginity status.

Typically, when you are not spending time around people or actively seeking a gf, you just miss whatever connections you might have established within that same time frame.

But if you happen to spend that time here on /r9k/, for every hour of shitposting, self-pitying, and cynical indoctrination, you'll loose 1000 pussies irl that you never had in first place.

>>37365180
well dude what im saying is go where you WILL be validated. I mash the like button on tinder and okcupid and only get matched with landwhales and black chicks. on my thaifriendly account i get messaged by pretty attractive girls at least once a day.

Its economically expedient IMO to make that venture. I also fucked a stripper in tijuana for 50$ and that was pretty satisfying. she looked like a mexican kylie jenner

>>37365281
Mashing like on tinder lowers your hidden tinder rating and matches you up with other lower rated people

>>37365200
I'm staying a wizard, bro.

It's just easier this way.

>>37365281
kylie jenner, me like

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>>37364304
>tfw addicted to sucking dick
>tfw get my ass slowly and passionately fucked almost every night by my wonderful man
>tfw he doesnt care that im a bum with a part time job
>tfw giving up on women was the best thing i ever did

just move on guys. taste the better sex

>>37365345
It's like real estate mortgage, the more that you check how eligible you in borrowing for something you can't afford, the less eligible you become.

>>37365388
Nah, I can't do the whole gay thing. I'm completely unattracted to men and the idea of having sex with one is repulsive.

No offense to you. Glad you're happy and loved though.

>>37365388
Wow, this is like real life hentai coming true. You know, some pretty feable nigga that's drawn like an actual flat-chested girl but with a tiny cock succumbing to lust and ends up leading a cock sucking anal receiving life.

At what point did you decide to abandon all your masculinity, hope, and dream?

>>37364304
>tfw 31
>slept in the same bad as my mommy since i was born
>masturbated right next to her when i thought she was asleep up until the age of 19
>did not realize this was not a thing to do and started masturbating the bathroom afterward
>for years i tell her i have a gf and she keep telling me shes exited to meet her
>tfw no gf

>>37365488
Is she still expecting non-existing the gf?

>>37365488
this is next level

>>37365488
Have you thought maybe your mom enjoy the process of you masturbating next to her?

>>37365535
I think she does it it a weird humorous/caring way? Like it does not feel like she is mocking me but I also get the feeling that she knows there is no gf.

>>37365549
I think this should bother me more especially when looking at the lives of others but it has been so long that this is my life now.

>>37365698
No. When I was younger there were some times when she would yell "STOP MOVING SO MUCH" and kick me and I would tell her I'm just itchy and she would grunt so I don't think she enjoyed it.

>>37365468
oddly only when i got fucked for the first time. having a huge blob of meat grinding himself on your back while thrusting into you WILL change who you are.
since then i shave my legs, and work out my glutes carefully so i have a nice round ass. i still am attracted to women though...

>>37365830
you need to post a picture of yourself right the fuck now

>>37364304
tfw u dont break your wallet
cha ching bitch

>>37365959
>still attracted to women
>gets his ass filled with cock
>gets on his knees and sucks dick like a submissive bitch

you're a faggot now buddy. embrace it

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>>37364426
>he hasn't picked up gardening

>>37365971
Why would I do that?

>>37366004
Not much of a wallet to break to begin with since we are poor to begin with and otherwise I do not think I would be sharing a bed with my mommy to begin with...

>>37366038
sorry, i still like big tits.

>>37364618
You fell for the "get fit, get a good haircut and clothes and girls will come" meme. Just accept that it isn't going to work, it's easier for your mind and feelings

>>37366132
Would you like them on yourself?

>>37366695
It's never a meme if you don't go crazy over it, a fit body and a good haircut never hurt anybody, unless you end up raped for it.

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>>37364864
He should really give it a shot at life.

>>37366854
It could trigger a happy feeling!

>>37366873
that guy sounds like a total fag though doesnt he lol

>>37366797
Yes, to be fit and to have a nice haircut doesn't hurt anybody, I'm just saying that it didn't help him on his quest to get a girlfriend, and probably never will, so I'm just saying he should be prepared mentally if things go down horribly

Just accept the wizard life. Its really not all that bad.

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>>37366941
can i join the wizard club if the only times i had sex were when paying for it

>>37364755
i almost became a normie at 21. fucked it up because i'm retarded but there's hope for you, anon.

>>37366984
No, you paid a succubus to steal your mana. You will no longer be able to unlock any magic powers.

>>37366937
It betters your odds tho.

I guess there are more practical and direct way in making you more attractive but those are safest ones for people who are just starting out.

>>37364304
28
5'3"
Unemployed studying nursing, if I ever have a relationship it will be with a used up whore who went out her way to treat me like shit in her youth.

>>37367090
Why don't you just be gay Anon?

>>37364426
At least you have access to a firearm to put yourself out of your misery, I'll tempt to buy a cheap ticket to Thailand go a firing range and shoot myself there.

>>37367028
Yes, it does increase your odds but unfortunately it wasn't enough. There are a lot of cases like him, I'm just telling him to prepare for the worst

>>37367090
5'3? Impossible. 5'6 is manlet enough

>>37367126
honestly how likely is it that id live from a shotgun even with poor aim through the mouth?

>>37367114
because I'm straight.
not a repeat you bot program

>>37367149
I'm 163 cm tall

>>37367166
i hear people survive things like this, blowing their faces off. Very bad idea.

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why live up to chads standards?

its like if a dog or horse grieved about not being able to be rich or get laid by human females. We're not chad, we're wired up to be robots. Horses find joy doing horse things. Robots should find joy in doing robot things.

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>>37367166
People have survived before

>>37367166
go try drugs or fuck a stripper or somethin if you have nothing to lose

>>37367252
is he alive? jeez

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>tfw turning 25 this year

>>37367408
if you blow off your face, you will survive
if you blow your brains out, you wont

>>37367736
what if i put the barrell on my forehead? also buckshot from the 1980s in new shape reckon its ready to go?

>>37367786
just put it in your mouth and aim up.

but dont kys

>>37364304
I'm 34 and I've never had gf... does it get better for anyone?

>>37367807
34? Holy shit dude. That's fucked, how come you haven't came to peace with yourself.

>>37367807
The rule is that all robots are supposed to kill themselves before 35, right?

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What's your story guys?

I'm currently 26yo, I realized in 4 months that I'm simply too unattractive to date.

-Too ugly.
-Awkward as fuck sometimes even cringey.
-Can't talk properly.
-People disrespect me wherever I go.
-The type of guy nobody invites or talk to.
-Constant have to make efforts to socialize with others instead of them talking to me.
-Paranoid and anxious.


If you are a khv past 21yo it's for a reason.
I'm surrounded by Chads who tell me of their stories with girls and never ask about mine because they sure know I'm a virgin.

I learned how so many women are dick craving sluts and how easy it is to get laid, but they just won't come to you because of how unappealing you are.

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>>37368632
I sure fucking hope so

I've seen some posts by bots supposedly in their 50's, and at 33, I don't want to be them

Y'all need to learn the game. Study PUA shit or something. Read a book, attend webinars listen to podcasts. Something... anything!
Meeting women can be very very easy.