>text girl >no response >text her again a few weeks

>>37361475
>text girl
>its a simple question
>she takes literally 28 hours to respond
>the one time we were together she was always on her phone

What did she mean by this?

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>>37361475
>>37361689
They don't like you spergs
Mystery fucking solved

It's okay to doubletext, because sometimes messages get lost in the fray. However, it means she only sees you as a friend. When I like someone, I respond immediately unless I'm otherwise occupied and away from my phone.

Anyway, you messaging her over again is harassment, and is just going to make her hate you. Because women are both titilated and horrified by losers being attracted to them, she'll likely tell her friends, possibly poisoning your social sphere.

She doesn't want to talk to you. If she did humour you, it would guve you false hope and only inspire greater frustration later when she has no interest in interaction.

TLDR: stop being creepy, she's doing you a kindness

>>37361718
>>37361785
I don't care about making her like me, I just want to talk to a girl. That's it. I just want a few minutes of actually talking to a girl. Is that too much to ask?

just imagine her mailbox for a second, probably looks like this

21 may
hello! :)

32 may
hi!

10 june
hello

kek, you are one of those creeps that don't know when somebody is not interested in you, fucking indian

>>37361814
Yes, it's too much to ask because she doesn't like you. She doesn't owe you any of her time.

>>37361475
Try going to her house next time OP

>>37361914
This is an incredibly selfish way to think. Just because you don't like someone, you can't be bothered to talk to them?

dude you should totally try again but now just be open and clear with your feelings, tell her how much of a great personality she has and name some reasons why you should get along, apologize several times during the letter so it does not look agressive and tell her how you are not interested in get pussy like the other guys, also ask her please to respond, girls love kindness and gentlemans!

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>>37361936
Yes that's typically how it has always worked for everybody faggot. Why would you want to talk to somebody you don't like?

>>37361475
>not texting 1000 girls at once to improve probability

>>37361936
Are you not actually joking right now? If someone I don't like try's texting me for some reason I'll tell them to leave me the fuck alone and kill themselves. What is your fucking problem.

>>37362072
>If someone I don't like try's texting me for some reason I'll tell them to leave me the fuck alone and kill themselves.

No you fucking won't

>>37361814
Yes. You're not entitled to her, or anyone else's, attention.

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>>37361475
>Having girls being comfortable with you enough to give you their contact info
You don't belong here friendo

>>37362144
>Yes. You're not entitled to her, or anyone else's, attention.

I am

>>37361814
hi try, a different girl maybe

>>37361475
>>37361689
It means she hates you.

>>37361936
> selfish
Ah, the projection.

Listen, you retard, in the real world, no one cares about you or anyone else. Yes, constantly humouring some anon would be time consuming. OP wouldn't just want a "hi", he would want a ful conversation. Even though he says otherwise, it is not unfair of this girl to assume he has expectations of meeting her.

She's trying to avoid a prolonged conversation she doesn't want or have time for (because adults in the real world are not hanging their phones), and to spare OP's opinions by not giving him false hope.

The selfish one is the person who feels that the world owes them kindness. She's done enough by not blocking him or telling him to fuck off.

>>37362150
No, you're not.

You're a boring twenty something undergraduate or NEET who sits on 4chan all day. You, by admission, have had little to no contact with women. You don't want to meet her.

So she's not getting dinner. She's not getting drinks. She's not getting good conversation. What she's getting is politely nodding and typing ":)" while you whine at her.

>>37362147
well actually she works at the coffee shop nearby my house. i remember the conversation where i got her number went something like
>can i have your number
>i dont really know you like that
>its fine, trust me
>uhh
>please
>...
>look we're holding up the line, just give me your number

>>37362312
OP here. This is not how it happened. I actually met her on the train

>>37361785
> doing you a kindness
Chances are she doesn't care either way, but I mostly agree.

> sit on schoolbus
> dude sits next to me
> he's frumpy, not very popular
> say hello
> he says hello back
> i smile
> he takes this as a cue to start talking at me
> and i mean at me
> he starts talking about video games, and even though I interrupted to say " I don't play video games", he keeps talking about his Stream ID or something.
> decide to be nice, listen
> he talks about some of the political themes in Bioshock
> I can run with that, try to connect what he's saying with my American History class
> "yeah okay, whatever, anyway-"
> or you could talk over me, when I was trying to relate to your chosen topic, alright.
> I live in a rural area, so it's a full half hour of me smiling at this guy and wishing I could listen to my music.
> he gets off
> thank God

> next day
> put my backpack on the seat next to me
>he moves my shit without asking and throws my bag ( with my laptop inside) over onto the floor
> " can you please watch ou-"
>" I brought my DS, I want to show you something."
>ffs
>" okay"

> next day
> try to sit next to another quiet person so he'll leave me alone
> he sees me
> sits by himself
> " you want to sit next to me?"
> " no thank you."
>".......are you sure?"
>"yes. I want to listen to my music."
>" well, thanks a lot, bitch."
>"I'm sorry?"
> he gets up, moves to the front, away from me
>" just shut up and fucking die."

> friends with some of his friends
> his friends invite me to their birthday
> he tries to convince them not to let me go

Yep. If she was nice to you, OP, you would just sperg out later.

>>37362312
This has to be a troll. This is too horrifying.

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>>37362491
nice fanfic roastie.

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>>37362491
I am certain this didn't happen to you but also certain that this shit does happen.

>>37362281
>You're a boring twenty something undergraduate or NEET who sits on 4chan all day. You, by admission, have had little to no contact with women

projecting this hard

>>37361475
why would u even bother texting after she didnt respond the first time? She clearly doesnt want to talk to you my man.

>>37362491
Samefag, because this happens a lot.

> sitting by myself at lunch, listening to music and reading.
>another kid sits down at my lunch table
> he's overweight, has acne
> smile
> he moves over
>" hey."
>" hi."
>" you're in my art class."
>" I am."
> we start talking about the class
> he starts talking about baseball
> I know nothing about sports.
> listen politely
>lunchbell rings
> bit awkward, nice enough

> art class
> say hi
> he sits next to me
> starts telling me about his project
> it's not very good
> he starts telling me it's about his sister, who committed suicide.
> uh oh wow yikes sorry
> he keeps talking about how she killed herself
> obviously sympathetic
> he just keeps dumping this horrible shit on me
> his brother died
> his mom has cancer
> obviously feel terrible
>" i'm sorry, dude."

> for the next week, he keeps talking at me
> it's super boring and depressing, and I never get to even start my project, but I'm not going to tell a kid to STFU when his mom's in hospital.
> when he starts talking about baseball I just keep nodding

> finish my art piece out of school
> it gets put up
> people stop by my booth
> " hey you're Eliza?"
>" yeah?"
>"My brother is Baseballboy, he talks about you a lot."
>"You're his sister?"
>"yeah."
>" he never mentioned you."
>"really? He said you helped him with a drawing he made for me."
> " For you?"
>" Yeah, his assignment was drawing a relative, so he drew me."
> he said she fucking died

> in art class
> baeballboy wants to chat
> not having it
> tell him ( politely) I have to finish my portfolio by the end of the year.
> he keeps talking while I'm trying to paint
>" Can you please leave me alone? I have to work."
>he's shocked
> "thanks for the conversation, bitch."
> he storms out of the class

>>37362491
I feel you, this happens to me with a guy at my class, when "we" talk it's mostly him sperging about vidya. At first I thought he liked me and he is kinda cute so I just kept smiling and making short comments about whatever he was saying. Turns out he has been dating someone else for like 1 year. Now I just try to cut him saying I don't enjoy vidya at all.

Why do men do this?

>>37362612
>>37362777
This shit happened to be comstantly because I was a quiet loser and therefore incredibly accessible. Nothing I said was really out there.

>>37362894
> baseballboy still messages me
> it's been our years since high school
>pages of " hey", "hi", "what's up"
> mostly I ignore him because he always takes this as leeway to send me his Deviantart
> asks me what I think about his art
>it sucks
>"It's fine."
>asks me if he could do art school
> tell him no, give constructive criticism
> left on read
> then why did you ask
> he does this every five or six months
>" hey eliza!!"
>aaaaahhhh

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>>37363005
I envy those type of people. I just assume everyone thinks I'm hideous and isolate myself from everyone. This way I wont have to be reminded that no one will ever find me even remotely attractive.

>>37362989
Because you're a feel receptacle and soundboard for them to hear their own voice and nothing you have to say has any value.

>>37363005
I have one more malebot, and then I have a fembot who blows them all out of the water.

> my best friend takes cooking
> he usually saves me food
> i bring him coffee
> get high in the bathrooms, then stop by for some sushi
> he shares a work station with this really tiny kid
> think of that chart with the different /r9k/ types, he's The Mouse
> but with granny glasses and a fedora
> he's super talkative, hyper, usually talks over people, but he's pretty funny at times
> i like him, start bringing him coffees, too.
> always hug my best friend before I leave
>" Don't I get a hug?"
> lol no
> always laugh it off
> he keeps pressing me
> starts making me mad
> he starts blocking the door until I "pay the hug toll"
> confound your lousy toll, troll
> one day he actually fucking grabbed my arm and kelt pulling it to make me stay while whining my name
> teacher flips the fuck out
> " why? I was just goofing around with my friend."
>" fuck off."
> leave
> me and my best friend meet in the attium to exchange food and snacks after that

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>>37363178
You really shouldn't. If you have the self awareness to hate yourself, chances are you're cool enough to hang out with.

>>37363207
This shit so far has been pretty boring, but this shit is fucking crazy and I'll be legitimately sad if /r9k/ doesn't appreciate this shit.

>girl enters class, let's call her Weebmonster
>looks greasy
>starts complaining about "conformist society" VERY LOUDLY to the art teacher
>he pawns her off on me, saying I'm "very smart" and would appreciate her ranting
>she comes over, starts complaining to me about cheerleaders and how they bully her
>"But....we don't have cheerleaders at our school, Weebmonster."
>throws her hands up
>"Eliza, that clearly isn't the point, here."

I have a 14 page word document on my computer dedicated to this chick copied from a chatlog I sent my friend. This shit gets crazy.

>>37363478
>she keeps stopping by the art room when we're both at lunch to talk to me
>she goes on and on about how her parents are abusing her
>I'm initially sympathetic
>they stole all her money
>left her alone, at 16, in the house
>they're gone on a cruise around the world
>she has no money for food
>the lights have gone out
>"I'm very sick and need medical attention, but I can't get help."
>feel really sorry, offer to help her bus down to the university hospital
>buy her lunch a couple of times
>one day Toll Troll comes in
>"Hey, Weebmonster, I saw your dad at the grocery store. He called me Chef Ramsey, lol."
>she looks at me and smiles
>"They came back."

>>37363564
>she tells everyone everywhere all the time that she is on medication and needs her pills everyday at lunch with food
>she forgets her lunch money one day
>buy her lunch because even though I'm pretty sure she's lying, if I'm wrong the consequences will never be the same
>tell her to pay me back whenever she can
>she makes this big, elaborate apology where she promises me she'll pay me for all the lunches as soon as she can
>school field trip to amusement park
>costs twenty bucks, plus spending money
>she's there
>wait you could afford this but not my lunch money
>she follows me around the park all day
>over 6 hours
>she never once stops to take any medication

>>37363686
>ask her one day what her "medication" is for
>"My lung cancer."
>she's 16 and a nonsmoker, who, despite being a lard ass, is full mobile and has a full head of hair.
>Best Friend asks her why this is
>"I"m part of an experimental treatment for lung cancer at The Local University. If it fails, I'll have to undergo chemotherapy like normal cancer patients. I used to sound just like an old man. I did voice acting work online."
>Not Like the Other Cancer Patients
>"Last night my symptoms were very bad. I was coughing up blood. I needed to go to the hospital, but my parents are abusive. I had no money for the bus, so I had to jog all the way there. I got stitches."
>she claimed she jogged from the rural outskirts of down to the downtown university campus
>her "stitches" is a scab which is sort of linear looking like needly thread
>she tells this story by screaming very loudly in an exceedingly high voice
>think of an "uguu am i kawaii" type anime voice coming from a very plump white girl
>some popular girls tell her to "shut your fat ass up" because they can't hear their stereo over her screeching
>to be fair sempai desu, they were super mean
>"You can't tell me to shut up. I have no volume control because of my cancer!"
>"You don't have cancer, shut the fuck up bitch."
>"YOU CAN'T TREAT CANCER VICTIMS LIKE THIS."

>she does this periodically
>some kid will randomly bully her and she will start screaming how she has cancer so they should stop

>wears a nightmare before christmas shirt
>"lol nice shirt, faggot."
>"STOP ABUSING CANCER SURVIVORS."

>everyday she tells me about her cancer treatments

>>37363478
>>37363564
>>37363686
>>37363896


stop posting your fucking blog no one gives a shit.

>>37363896
>"Eliza, why do you never hang out with me? I'm twenty percent cooler than your other friends!"
>"I'm busy."
>"I just want a sleep over....before I die.....of cancer."

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>>37363921
This.

You're story is literally just
>roastie thinks she's better than other roastie

>>37363921
>posting OC

You're right, I should be posting another Ideal GF thread.

>>37363958
>"Ever since my parents abandoned me, I've been out of control. I have insomnia. I've been drinking every night."
>she falls asleep in class everyday
>she is just trying to lure people to her house with promises of booze
>feel bad, decide to go to her birthday

>at her house
>cat shit everywhere
>she shows me a picture of a dress from a cosplay shop on her laptop
>"Yeah, I made this."
>has a watermark in the middle of the picture
>"These people bought one of my custom made dresses, and then resold it at a higher price."
>13 in stock
>"The teachers say I'm a genius."
>spends the next hour telling me about the compliments her teachers paid her
>no good deed goes unpunished

I'm monitoring this thread. It reminds me of the retard threads of yore.

>>37364033
I think you mistook this for the fembot thread.

>>37364071
>tfw no whooping bus

>>37364048
>I hug Best Friend before before he leaves for class
>Weebmonster loudly proclaims that she "hates being touched", and "no one can ever touch me".
>well I mean you constantly hug me and other people without permission from behind all the time but alright
>"No one can ever touch me, because, uh, I was raped!"
>starts telling everyone around school that she was raped
>tells all the teachers

>art class
>she comes in talking so loud it physically hurts in this faked high pitched anime grill voice
>starts telling me about her original character, Donut Steel, who was a raped psychic albino who was locked in cellar by some Supernatural character or something and it goes on
>she starts describing how Donut Steel murders the guy that locked her in the cellar
>clear ripoff of that scene from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac where Nny murders Mmy, but she hads a bunch of really graphic stuff that goes on for at least ten minutes
>forces this guy to eat his own genitals, removing intestines and smearing the half-formed shit on him, etc.
>ask her why the fuck did she write this
>"To overcome the trauma of being raped. My rapist got out on parole."
>"When was he convicted?"
>"14 years ago. He just escaped from prison. Now I'm in witness protection because he's coming after me."
>"Shouldn't an escaped pedophile be on the news?"
>"It happened in America."
>she repeats all of this to the teacher
>he tells her that she's "very brave" for writing this.
>he's very attractive, and she has a crush on him
>bell rings
>"Uh, Mr. D, I don't want to leave. My rapist is in the next class."
>he speaks to the principal and lets her drop the other class and come into his during that period
>despite the special exception, she plays her DS the entire time in class and never does work

>>37364357
>in library
>she sits down beside me
>some jock assholes are being very loud
>Weebmonster politely asks them to keep it down
>they tell her to fuck off, start calling her names
>"They're going to beat me up, Eliza."
>"I don't think so. They're just being dicks."
>"They've beaten me up before."
>"The entire football team has beaten you up before?"
>"Yes."
>"Where?"
>"In the halls outside the cooking class."
>where the principal's office is and where there is an abundance of cameras
>this happens everyday, apparently
>"If you're scared, Weebmonster, I can walk you to the bus stop."
>"Oh goody gumdrops!"
>hugs me

>walking to bus
>future SJW type girl squirts water at Weebmonster with her water bottle
>SJW hates her because of the faked medication and rape claims, and that triggered her I guess.
>Weebmonster is this, starts crying about how SJW has an "unjust vendetta" against her.
>get to bus
>"Alright, see ya, Weebmonster."
>she starts yanking on my arm to pull me onto the bus
>"You have to walk me home. SJW will kick my ass."
>"SJW's my neighbor, she doens't live anywhere near you."
>"She'll take a cab and find me. You have to sleep over to protect me."
>She keeps trying to pull me onto the bus, screaming my name while a bunch of people inside the bus laugh at us
>starts hugging me and begging me not to go
>scream for her to fuck off
>she runs inside the bus
>I miss my bus

>>37362195
>tfw your qt hates you

Best suicide methods go!

>>37364527
Just want to say that I am reading this and find it pretty hilarious.

>>37364527
>art class
>she's on the floor, <william bennet> wriggling like a fucking eel</william bennet>
>"Man, I love the floor!"
>Weebmonster keeps doing yoga poses
>Baseballboy keeps watching her and telling her to "watch my ballsack"
>Best Friend has his laptop plugged into the only outlet, where she's wiggling
>"Watch out for the cord."
>she ignores him, he moves
>her clothes keep bunching up, revealing her underwear, buttcrack, and bra.
>"Weebmonster, fix your clothes."
>ignores me
>some girl's turn to pick the radio station in the class
>pop station
>Kesha's Tik Tok
>Weebmonster gets up, starts doing weirdly sexual dances.
>she's a fat white girl who looks twelve with really greasy frazzled dyed hair
>in front of the teacher she has a crush on
>does the funky chicken
>I finish the semester, then leave art class to take math and science and never deal with artfags ever again

Anyway, hope these were mildly amusing to people. It was fun thinking about high school again.

>>37364660
I actually have more. I know a dude who went full Moonman and tried to get a girl to come over to his house by threatening to kill himself on the Facebook live feed thing.

>he didn't actually attempt it but hey

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>>37364357
No I think YOU mistook this for the fembot thread because I can't think of any other reason you are posting all of this inane bullshit about how you get hit on by faggots and SJWs.

>>37364705
> he's so originally mad he didn't read the thread.

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>>37364769
>implying I am going to read all of this shit that just equates to "teehee don't hit on me silly boys :)"

>>37364834
>i didn't read this, but i know what it's about
>he doesn't time to read, but he has time to give her (you)s

Did it hit close to home?

>>37364702
i like these keep going

>>37361475
What kind of message are you sending to the girl? Are you just sending creepy "Hello :)" and expect the girl to do all the hard work of breaking the ice?

Are you just asking to chat? Not many people are confortable with having meaningful conversations over texts.

Are you asking to hang out and speak about your life? That usually works when the girl is somewhat interested in you.

If everything fails, try to meet other girls IRL instead.

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>>37364944
Yeah (you) like that huh bitch? (You)'re a little (you) slut aren't (you)? Here have another.
>read thread
>it is literally all just complaining about being hit on by spergs and being friends with spergs

Definitely worth the read

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>>37364945
Okie dokily.

>group of these three dudes, two Pajeets and one white guy
>the one white dude was school shooter mode
>weirdly obsessed with this Asian chick I was good friends with
>because of course he was obsessed with the funny Asian chick who shops at Hot Topic
>two years out of graduation
>he still messages her stuff about his medication
>my mom's a psychiatrist, says it was an anti-psychotic
>he also messages her random code, his rants about modern society, occasionally tells her he thinks her selfies are nice
>she keeps him around because he's hilarious
>he has always hated me for no reason ever since grade 10
>he sends me gore, random code, videos of subways, random /r9k/ infographics about women and niggers having lower IQ, etc.
>thumbs up emoji
>he asks if I'm triggered
>okay, buddy.

>Asian Chick calls me up one morning
>"holy fuck Eliza come over rn."
>we get coffee
>she tells me that he asked to Facebook video chat her
>she said yes
>he was drinking rubbing alcohol
>or water out of a rubbing alcohol bottle
>kept telling her he was going to cut this mole off of his neck with a knife unless she came over and stopped him
>she tells him that isn't smart, but she isn't coming alone to his house at 3am
>he keeps whining that she doesn't care about him
>I say whining as a pejorative, he actually speaks in this creepy monotone
>says he'll slash his fucking throat if she doesn't come over
>she says she's done with this, calls the police and gives them his location
>he starts to heat up the knife with a lighter
>she logs off
>he keeps messaging her
>she doesn't respond
>he calls her fucking house and her mom picks up
>pls respond
>nope
>apparently he never tried anything, but the cops came and he ended up getting hospitalized or something like that

>>37365060
That anon isn't me. Pic related. Settle down.

>>37365215
>Monotone Lad drops out of his university program, briefly hospitalized or something like that
>doesn't go outside
>every couple of months he adds every single kid from our high school's graduating class together into a massive Facebook page
>on the page he posts random lolsoedgy stuff
>he's not doing this in a Word Salad-y schizo-who-needs-help way, he's obviously just trying to scare people who he hasn't spoke to in three to four years

>>37365397
>his pajeet friend, Pajeet 1
>actually really funny
>popular white and Asian girls at my school used to ask him for homework help
>he agrees
>builds a repertoire of popular girls taking his notes
>senior year
>midterm season
>he doctors a bunch of fake notes for the assigned books for English class
>English is needed for all university and college programs
>he put a lot of effort into these
>there were at least 3 or 4 books that he had to realistically imitate but deviate from
>gives them to all these girls
>they take their tests based on these notes
>fail completely
>they can't tell anyone because that would just out them as cheaters to the teachers
>one girl wants to be a nurse
>the local nursing program is hyper-competitive
>she bursts into the lunchroom crying, holding her returned exam paper
>starts slapping him
>he keeps getting up in her face asking her is she's mad
>she goes for his throat
>her boyfriend shows up and chases him down the hall with a chair
>i eat my hamburger

>>37365558
>Pajeet 1 likes me, because I don't think he's a bad person deep down
>starts telling me about his love for True Aryan Beauties, with blonde hair and blue eyes
>which technically fits me
>"Should I be worried about you falling in love with me, Pajeet?"
>"Oh no, you have a Jew nose. And you're under 5'6."
>so are you lol

>three years out of high school
>he'll send me three or four page long rants about how Indian women are shit, how he hates visiting the south of India, how he hates his mom, and about tfw no Aryan gf.
>k
>get a message from Asian Chick
>"Hey, you remember Pajeet 1?"
>"Yeah."
>"Apparently he messages all the popular white girls from our graduating class soliciting them for sex."
>"What."
>"Yeah, he offered them 200 bucks to fuck him."
>"That's insane. Did anyone take him up on it?"
>"Of course not."

>two months later
>he messages Asian Chick, myself, other frumpy white girls, and all the popular non-white girls from our graduating class the same thing

>>37365711
>Pajeet 1 sends me a message after the sex proposition
>it's a picture of his mattress
>there's lots of little black and brown dots along the depressions and edges
>THEY'RE FUCKING BEDBUGS

>>37365802
>Best Friend works at local comic book store
>there's lots of pictures on my Normiebook of us together
>on New Years, at the park, at a convention, etc.
>a lot of people just assume we're a couple
>Creepy Monotone White Dude shows up there sometimes, buys figurines and manga
>Best Friend chats him up
>Creepy Monotone asks if I'm Best Friend's girlfriend.
>"No, we're not. Why?"
>he starts ranting about what a "triggered" SJW I am, how I suck, how I'm probably a huge lesbian, etc.
>He's shellshocked.
>"Well she's obviously friendzoning you, but fuck her man, you can do way better."
>he was going through my Facebook and saw our photos together
>Friend tells him thanks for the advice
>"You have Steam? You seem really cool."

>>37365947
>there was a party in my hometown awhile ago
>people posted about it everywhere
>I got invited, but I hated all these fucking people and didn't want to go
>Best Friend goes
>"Creepy Montone was there."
>"No shit."
>"Yeah, he thinks we're best buds or something."
>"Huh."
>"He asked about you."
>"Really."
>"Yeah, he wants to know if you're studying gender studies because you're such a huge bitch."
>"Was he seriously invited?"
>"He wasn't."
>he just showed up at some houseparty he found out about by stalking online
>he got drunk and started whining about how all the cute girls at my school were "fucking niggers"
>first time anyone ever saw him show emotion

Anyway, these were some Wacky Adventures. Hope >>37364945 liked them.

>>37365947
Smth like this sort of happened to me. My friend's boyfriend was playing video games and some dude from hs added him and started asking if my friend loved bbc, etc. When my friend's bf got mad and asked who this guy was, he said to ask me. All I remember of this dude was he was super quiet in class and hated me.