>you wake up >something feels 'off' >the air

take off all my clothes. immediately.

realizing you went to the dimension of the dead

>wake up at 7am
Umm.... Try about 3pm sweetie.

Does electricity and basic infrastructure work in that universe?

>>37360675
masturbate furiously
in a original way

>>37360675
I find heroin and I battle the opioid jew until he kills me

>>37360675
Ah fuck. I don't know if I would be more depressed or slightly relived.

>>37360675
breathe a sigh of relief, start hoarding dry goods, become the keeper of a lost world.

wait shit are there girls?

>>37360904
The path of the left or the path of the right?
Both are superficially different.
The only original way is to do it with a microwaved melon.

go to the nearest church and plead for god to give me some sign

Go to the nearest 5 gunstores and steal everything, especially suppressors.

Throw on a plate carrier with 400 rounds of ammo, then walk through town shooting stuff for fun. Cars, Windows, stoplights, street signs, etc. have a blast.

I'd then proceed to torrent every movie before the internet goes down. Then go to the nearest imax theater and plug in my laptop.

Then, once the power is out and my theater is no longer useful, I'd go get non-perishable food, generators, and supplies. And perhaps more ammo. Which I'd use to survive until the crippling depression and loneliness from being the last person on earth causes me to suicide.

>>37360893
Without electricity (gotta have someone working those power plants), things are going to suck really fast really quick when your computer dies, your car dies, your stovetop dies, and everything else no longer works.

Luckily, I live in the city...not a super-urban one, but one where I could at least go to the Super Walmart three blocks away. Sooner or later, though, I'm fucked.

I go find and fuck the last woman on earth, cause what she gonna do, sue for rape?

>>37361040
>walk around shooting stuff
I'd do this for days on end, it's one of my fantasies. Just go around building to building breaking everything I can.

>>37361177
>>37360982
No, there are no more humans left.

Collect dogs, I could probably have like 20 or 30 of them if I tried.

>>37360893
Probably not, but with access to all the gasoline on earth, you could probably use a gas generator until you die

First thing I'd do:

1. Go to the 5* steakhouse down the block and cook up the most expensive steak they have and drink their most expensive wine

2. Live on top of the CN tower while shooting patterns into the windows of skyscrapers with a sniper rifle

Immediately drive to dealer's house
Smoke all his kilograms of weed for a few months, before leaving to...
Find parachutes
Go to airbase
Jump in jet
Realise I don't know how to turn jet on
Go rummage until I find a user manual for an f22
Jump back in jet
Takeoff
Do a barrel roll or two
Eject (fuck landing)
Repeat until hungry
When hungry, eat animals which are not socially acceptable (lions, pandas, etc)
Live in mansions
Sleep in katy Perry's underwear
Shit in the oval office
Play vidya
Eventually kill self in a very opulent and prominent way and work out a way of preserving my corpse so that if the planet is ever visited by aliums then they find me

>>37361470
Gasoline goes bad after about a year.

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I'm the last man but not the last woman

>>37360675
Be bored as fuck outside instead of being bored as fuck inside my room.

I would find a gun store so I can off myself eventually.

>>37360675
Go back to bed its too early for this shit.

>>37361683
Wow

In the most original way

>>37360675
I'd probably just kill myself. The only thing stopping me at this point is the emotional pain I'd cause my family if i did it now.

>>37360675
>turn on backup generator and power the fridge
>hoon my car like I'm alone on the road
>search gas stations and refineries for tank trucks filled with diesel, because they power their own pumps
>bring it home for practically unlimited amounts of electricity and fuel
>steal friend's diesel van couple streets away
>first trip to a store with fridges and freezers, and a 65" 4K TV, PS4, Xbox One and a ton of games that work offline, and an electric stove while I'm at it
>second trip to the hardware store to pick up additional generators
>hook up fridges and freezers to generators
>third trip to grocery store to get all the food that needs refrigerating or freezing, canned foods are perfectly fine at the store
>I'll make an extra trip for thousands of liters of bottled water, however much fits in the van, who cares if the suspension bottoms out
>steal shitbox car and drive to the gas station to pick up my car
>fabricate extended tanks for the generators because I can't be bothered refilling every 4 hours
>set up new giant TV and console
>be comfy for now
>when boredom sets in again I'll take a trip to the city
>stop by library to pick up books on general survival, agriculture, hunting and basic medicine
>also stop by the military depot and see if they have anything that comes in handy, like military grade generators or extensive first aid kits
I'll have enough time to figure what to do next at that point.

>>37360675
Spend time researching cloning and other possibilites of creating a person outside of a mothers belly.
Since no one else is alive i can get access to all the top secret files. Find out how its all done. Create me a few cuties. Wait for them to reach appropriate age. Impregnate them in order to preserve the human race. You get the point.

>>37360675

I've fantasized about this loads of times before.

I'd probably go into random houses out of curiosity and explore through people's belongings. Also destroy random things and maybe steal a police car from the local station and drive around my city with the sirens on.

Also, assuming all animals remain on Earth as it was the day before, try and somehow free animals from zoos without being killed so they don't starve to death.

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>>37360840
>3pm

Erm, add 4 hours to that hun.

>>37360675
To put this into perspective:
>Play WoW offline in an emulated server
>Only player in the world, and only player that will ever be in the world
>SO FUN

No. its pointless. If you are the last of a species it makes absolutely no difference what you'd do. You might as well ask a fruit fly what its afternoon is going to be like. Without a future, there is only nihilism.

Cry
Miss all the good close people of mine
Might even kill myself idk

>>37362242
>Cry Miss all the good close people of mine

Fuck off faggot

>>37360675
i would love to be in this scenario but also immortal

>>37362285
That's pretty much the hell any AI without a physical form would endure.

Endless existence, and endless emptiness

>>37362323
for you, maybe
i'd take it upon myself without a moment's hesitation

>>37362367
shows how naive you are

humans can get used to anything except boredom

you'd curse your fate within fifty years, and you'd be insane by human standards within a hundred

and you'd continue to exist for a billion years, accomplishing nothing, seeing nothing, doing nothing, trapped in your own mind for eternity

the world would be your coffin, and you would be buried alive

>>37360675
>Go on /r9k/
>see only fembot still alive
>We're both uncomfortable with meeting up
>mfw we kill the human race because we both have Aspergers

go to the nearest supermarket to stock up on food incase anyone else is alive, then grabs weapons and do surival shit, try to find out what happend to everyone else.

do really stupid shit
steal cars, try on every piece of clothing
shoot shit
break things
i'd trvael as far and wide as possible, all over the world if possible
military bases seem neat to be in just because
probably get paintball guns for the lulz, uk
go to london aswell
then once im too old/bored ill settle down in the country and farm

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>>37362241
is nihilism the new buzzword now, brainlets will never learn

Did humans disappear? Did they drop dead? How long ago?

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You guys may not realize it, but a world w/o people would be a living hell for most of you
>No power, unless you can get a generator working
>No running water
>No internet. Either you had the foresight to save shitloads of porn on your computer or you're gunna have to get acquainted with porn mags
>Multiplayer vidya is useless
>Most foods will spoil in a few years. You can say goodbye to meat of any kind unless you can fish. Also you're gunna have to get off your ass and learn how to farm for an actual sustainable food source.
I doubt any of us, myself included, could rise to the challenge of becoming a self-made man in a dead world. If I did though, my plan would be to become a subsistence farmer and broadcast signals into space, hoping some ayys find me.

>>37360675
>loot pharmacies and drug dealers' caches
>take drugs until I'm dead
That'd be great

>>37362693
What do you think about >>37361978 then?

>>37360675
I'm already a lonely fuck anyway, so things don't change much. I think I would just use my newfound free time to go to a library and read through all of the shit there.

Only problem would be securing food; I guess I would have to learn how to grow my own stuff.

All these brainlets sperging out on losing electricity

t. electrical engineer

Once I've actually verified that something is up:

1. Jump online and immediately download everything I can find. Spend as long as I can doing this, and pack up every storage device I can with books, games, movies, etc. The Internet will be gone forever soon, and I want to be sure to get everything I need off of it. Personal electronics are easy enough to recharge with solar panels, in order to use the stuff.

2. Drive around and let the barking dogs (and cats) out of their houses, if they are friendly. No need to let them all starve. Hope that they don't turn feral and eat me later. There'll probably be tons of deer and other game animals to eat soon, though.

3. Start learning how to farm stuff. Hopefully there will be plenty of videos and books on this in the stuff I saved. I live in Vermont, so I'm good enough at hunting, and there is going to be a huge boom in the deer population soon anyway, but I don't want to only eat meat for the rest of my life.

4. Drive around the country, just explore and enjoy the sites. Try to avoid states that often have terrible natural disasters that I'll no longer be able to get warnings of, and states that have terrible winters (unfortunately meaning I won't be able to stay in New England.)

>>37362693

>No power, unless you can get a generator working

Pretty easy, desu, unless you are a cityfag. Also, you can get a surprising amount of power out of those personal solar panels that many backpacks/power banks come with. Eventually I'll be able to figure out how to rig up a real solar panel, or just find a house that already has them set up.

>No running water

Nigga, have you ever gone camping? What's the big deal?

>No internet. Either you had the foresight to save shitloads of porn on your computer or you're gunna have to get acquainted with porn mags
>Multiplayer vidya is useless

Who cares? Surviving will be plenty entertaining now, I guess?

>Most foods will spoil in a few years. You can say goodbye to meat of any kind unless you can fish. Also you're gunna have to get off your ass and learn how to farm for an actual sustainable food source.

Have you ever heard of hunting? There is going to be a MASSIVE boom in the population of deer and small game pretty much everywhere for the next ten years. The populations will level out after that, but there will NEVER been any lack of food anymore, even when the last of the preserved food spoils.

>I doubt any of us, myself included, could rise to the challenge of becoming a self-made man in a dead world. If I did though, my plan would be to become a subsistence farmer and broadcast signals into space, hoping some ayys find me.

It would literally be one of the easiest things in the world to do, apart from the loneliness and the issue of getting sick/injured with no help.

>>37362415
Depends on how he's defining 'immortal'.
You're pretty clearly going for the 'cannot die by any means' type, but he might see it as meaning 'you don't age', opening the opportunity for him to off himself if he gets bored.

>>37360965
this desu
id be immediately on my way to the hood to start looking for hidey-holes in the projects

>>37361683
you have really thought this out, i like your style
the katy perrys underwear part especially, i didnt know i wanted to do this until right now

>People ITT resort to generators
>Not just connecting everything to solar panels

Fucking idiots, you'd be dead in a week.

>>37363430
>J-JUST USE SOLAR
so superior. you'd clearly out-survive someone who used a generator. Yeah, you're king of survival in an empty world. You'd do it RIGHT, not like these other noobs

dumb faggot

>>37360675
I'd drive to my old high-school and start jerking off onto all of the desks

Realize I'm in Silent hill and look for a weapon.

>>37360675

>Get shitloads of guns+ammo
>Find a tanker
>Drive the tanker to the nearest sky scraper
>Make a little hole in it
>Make a trail of petrol leading to it
>Make it reach a safe distance
>light it
>watch the tanker explode

Although I doubt that it would make the skyscraper collapse, but it's worth a try.

>have a mental breakdown
>consider suicide
>remember my dog odie
>start being with odie 24/7
>make the last months of his life the best he's had
>kill myself afterwards unless i find a replacement for odie

If confirmed last man on earth:
>go to nearest military base
>fuck around with drones and shit
>get a fuckton of guns
>learn to hunt
>hunt for food
>drive around reading stuff like secret documents at the pentagon
>shoot a bunch of shit
>boat to england and fuck around in the palace
>live out the rest of my days somewhere in canada
If unconfirmed:
>take a bunch of guns and ammo from lgs
>hunt for food and live somewhere in canada
I dont want to fuck up senpai

>>37365001

Why Canada? It is too damn cold there in the winter.

>>37365146
Less risk of disease and i can live in a comfy cabin

>>37360675
I'd check 4chan and be the last post.
After that I guess I would just steal a nice car and go for joyride, eat a bunch of food, fap, then steal a gun and kill myself.

>>37363592
That isnt how fire works. Last human on earth and you get cucked by basic physics. Id be ashamed

>>37361040
it just makes no sense that you would know you're the last person on earth: the fuck how?
you would just try to contact other survivors
>>37360675
yeah faggot you didnt think this through did you

>>37365001
>boat to england
good luck witht hat
are you expert level sailboat skipper?

I would get far away from the nuclear plants, chemical factories or damns. There are systems which will shutdown the plants automatically but better safe than sorry

>>37365520
>damns
I meant dams

>>37363592
too much movies bro

>>37365449
>sailboat
No but i can drive a motorboat pretty well and i can just fill it with gas and food. I would just have to find a big enough boat.

Alternatively i could fly but it would take forever because i would have to learn to fly

>>37361400
This, become king of the doggos

Instead of fucking sluts you will have to fuck dogsluts because you're so lonely

>>37362693
>Either you had the foresight to save shitloads of porn on your computer
mate, where do you think we are?

>>37362693
nah m8 just get a backpack full of spam and a spam truck and go urbex
time of your life

>>37365592
>transatlantic motorboat

kek'd

>>37366313
my refined plan:
go get shitload of spam, drinks, and protein bars from walmart, load in boxcar
grab some good shit from the pharmacy
go to downtown, urbex while fucked and set up shop in a lobby
defo get a dog buddy that doesn't want to bite me from the pound to be my pal
just keep tripping and exploring till I accidentally kill myself or OD

fuck man what is there to do in this life (tho still this would be pretty fun)

>>37366712
box truck*

>>37360675
Tie a horse to a wagon train of shopping trolleys, living as a nomad for the rest of my days.

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>>37360675
I'll just walk until I'm at the end of the simulation's limit. I will than wake up to remove my reality-simulating air force experiment helmet.

I go to walmart, grab a shotgun and some shells, and blow my head off.

>>37362235
>7pm
Getting up early, girl? You'll be awake for 4 hours before I even have my morning rub.

>>37366529
>implying
Something bigger than a random speedboat ofc

>>37362693
Honestly, I think this would be GOOD.

Like a living hell to begin with but it sure as fuck would give me some purpose. Some REAL purpose. "Work hard or die."

I mean if everyone disappeared and electricity and water continued to magically generate I'd be just as big a loser as I am now, spending all day doing nothing but playing single player vidya and watching old porn.

I think sustainable, fresh food would be the worst. I'd need to learn to farm but since most food would last me a while that wouldn't be a problem for me as I'd have time to learn. I've spent a lot of my life working construction and farms so I know the basics of keeping things in check, and when I need to learn something practical (ie, vehicle maintenance) I can do it pretty well.

My biggest problem would be living in Australia. I know I'd want to visit off limit places in the world like Area 51, government buildings of vanished empires. I think it'd be cool walking around ISIS compounds to see how they were living, or score a goal at Wembley stadium even if it were empty and overrun. I'd probably die learning to fly a plane/copter to get to these places.

>>37360675
This is what it's like when you do the elevator game. Getting PTSD just thinking about it.

>>37366529
>>37366959
Alaska to Russia is 55 miles and usually operated by cargo ferries. A (pretty long) drive across Russia's highways and a quick ferry across the English channel (which is even smaller than Alaska/Russia). Provided you're not in some bum-fuck island like Australia >>37367036 or Hawaii you have access to the entire world.

Admittedly, it's a lot of driving from eastern Russia to England.

>>37360675
i walk outside naked and go to the market and eat all the food
and then afterwards ill try to find a plane and go whererver i want
and when that gets boring ill start cultivating plants and etc and start life

>>37367102
But its more fun on a boat

- Loot all the non-perishable food in my city.
- Loot all the libraries, bookstores and game shops.
- Use my solar panels to provide me with electricity, potentially hook up other panels from houses on my street if my own aren't adequate.
- Look into finding a renewable source of fresh water.
- Eventually look into making some sort of farm for when I outlast the non-perishables.
- Burn things down when I get bored.

>>37361687
how does it work in the walking dead then?

>>37360675
>You are the last man on earth
So roasties are still around? Fucking white knight

>>37367177
>not driving your ute through russia with your ak47's breaking into babushka's houses and stealing their vodka as you floor it 120mph down their never ending highways

enjoy your sea sickness

>>37367230
>Look into finding a renewable source of fresh water

Not sure why everyone is saying this. Unless you live in a major city you literally just need any relatively fresh creek/river and boil the water.

>>37365428
I did think it through, do you just not see where I put in parentheses "you are the last man on earth"? Are you actually retarded?
>hurr but how do I know?
Because I just fucking told you. You just know, you magically just know. I bet you're that special type of autistic fag who sits in movies and goes "hurr that's not physically possible!" Thinking you're somehow smart or special for pointing it out. Kill yourself, and don't ever fucking reply to one of my threads again.

>>37367472
>not controling the seas on your own personal /k/arrier and trashing the capitals of shitty communist countries while playing the U.S. national anthem
Its like you hate freedom

>>37360675
>7am
go back to sleep

>>37361978
>military grade generators
as if military grade actually means quality product

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Learn to fuck cows

>>37365681
>have to
Where do you think we are anon?

>knock on a few doors, go to the market
>Make sure no one is around
>Visit police station
>Start practicing hot-wiring cars
>Steal a cop car and uniform as well as a gun
>Cruise around gathering reagents and various chemicals
>Gather lab equipment
>Set up a nice lab in my rooms
>Cry a little
>Move into a really nice hotel and do some cleaning
>Cry more
>Go on a liqour run and bring home half the store
>Move into the fanciest house I can find
>Begin learning advanced chemistry
>Manufacture hallucinogens at home
>Shoot guns and drink when I'm bored
>Get a few dogs and treat them like people
>Probably have sex with a dog at some point
>Shoot up business fronts of companies I don't like
>Write music and play guitar
>Write the last album ever written and spend my life perfecting it
>Find a real doll
>Go through houses looking for unwashed sex toy in girls rooms just to taste a human again
>Eventually kill myself decades later in my lab after swallowing a gram of hand made LSD using a rifle with a bullet made out of solid gold
>Be dead

>walk around
>gather food,water and essentials
>experiment with animals and my sperm
>Find a type writer
>Get ink
>document my experiences
>Eventually die until the next man finds my documentations and recreate a society of half animal people

>>37360675
Am I really the last person on earth or is it like that gay ass show where there's a bunch of other clowns left

>>37366915
Hah, 11? Try 7 AM sweetcheeks.

>remove clothes
>jerk off
>get into car
>drive to nearby shop
>take all cigarettes and alcohol
>drive to tall building
>smoke and drink until bored or finished
>throw whatever's left off the top of the building
>jump

>>37368420
Well I had in mind that everyone was gone, but sure let's say there's a few other people still around, we'll say 95% of humanity is gone. I don't see what difference it makes, you'll almost certainly never run into any other survivors

>>37361389
what about the people who were already dead?
If I went to the morgue would the corpses from yesterday still be there?

>>37368601
Yeah corpses are still around I guess

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>>37360675
Well shit now i cant play multiplayer games.
I guess id do this

>go to best buy and take an Alienware gaming laptop
>stock up on a shitton of weed
>take some guns from a local gunshop
>some additional survival gear from Big 5 or something
>go around hollywood mansions trashing them with all my built up rage for other people
>i leave bill murrays place alone
>go to europe
>basically high everyday
>shooting at wild animals
>do a bunch of shrooms and lsd to free my mind or something
>travel across europe
>through russia
>all the way to the edge of the easter hemisphere
>in japan i grab all the porn and body pillows i can fit in my car
>take a boat if i can find one back to california
>live the rest of my life doing drugs and shooting shit, watching anime and playing vidya

>>37368678
well then I'm set until the power goes out and then a week later I'll kill myself

gg

walk from house to house letting people's pets out so they don't all starve ;_;

>begin to study chemistry and biology
>learn how to clone humans
>learn how to use CRISPR
>attempt to clone myself and grow another human in an artificial womb
>have retarded inbred babies with my clone waifu

>Fuck an animal
> Live with said animal
> Kill said animal for food
> go to NOLA and loot all liquor
> Find any sort of dead woman's body
> Haul it around like a grotesque sex doll
> Live in my house, fuck dead body, and endlessly replay the Assassin's Creed franchise while drunk until dead

>>37360675
>realize I have no purpose to live since no one remains to remember me and I no longer have anyone to live for since everyone I've ever known and cared about is gone
>hang self

I live outside DC so I'd walk to the White House and CIA and Pentagon and read all the (((secrets))).

Then I would jerk off in the President's chair and shoot myself in the mouth.

>>37368818
>walk into top secret building
>killed or trapped by automatic security system
Good job

>>37368157
dude I flipping kek'd have a (you)

>first get guns, food, generators, gas, solar panels, books, movies, what the fuck ever
>spend like a week making these trips stocking up my base
>get doggo friend
>break into houses/pharmacies and stock up on all opiates i come across
>play vidya, watch movies, get high
>bored of vidya, learn to fly a plane or die trying, still getting high on opiates
>if i made it this far fly to wherever the fuck and start doing some crazy shit cause by this time ill be nuts, still high

sounds comfy

>>37360675
I think I would go insane from the fear that something's out there. A monster or something. You know when you're home alone and you turn out the lights and then you just get this tiny inkling that maybe an ayy lmao is there with you in the darkness? It would be like that except on a global scale.

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>>37368157
Take notes from Kellyanon

>>37368956

This isn't a Bond movie. The Pentagon has locked doors and heavily armed guards, not nerve gas traps or whatever the fuck. Same for the White House and IC buildings. At most maybe some rooms have an alarm that would lock out the computers inside. Too many people go in and out of those places every hour for any elaborate passive defences.

>President O'Bumble gets lost on his first day
>accidentally triggers the laser tripwire that floods the corridor with napalm

And even if they do I know for a fact the Pentagon badging office is accessible without any traps.

Drive to the zoo, let all the animals out.
Drive two hours away to the other zoo, let those animals out as well.
Try to sniff out an already functioning farm, live offa that.
Maybe I'll end up getting eaten by a lion, that'd be pretty funny.

>>37369973
>he doesn't know the trap system is on a kill switch and disabled every few hours
lol enjoy being stuck in a small room with thick steel doors and starving to death slowly