>You wake up tomorrow >Look at the calendar >It's

>>37359486
I would jerk off to my sports illustrated swimsuit edition magazine then fall back asleep

>>37359486
I now have the moral duty of stopping 9/11

Also I bet 5 grand on the red wings winning the stanley cup

>>37359486
Am I my current age?

If I remember the dream I cry with unimaginable joy
If not, I go on to reread Harry Potter and maybe not fuck up my high school friendships so badly because in the back of my mind I now know how horrible that turns out for me.

>>37359662
You're the age you were in January 1998.

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>>37359486
procede to float in my own filth and leach of my mom since im still a fetus

>>37359486
Immediately become unable to comprehend what happened. Go play with my action figures.

>>37359676
I'm an infant then.

>>37359676
>waking up before I'm born

>>37359683
>I'm still a fetus
What's your excuse now?

>>37359632
but it was all a dream, how do you know 9/11 will even happen?

>implying my 4 year old mind could even comprehend the dream

Id probably instsntly forget it and watch some TV instead

>>37359486
be really fucking pissed because I had a good life with a loving wife and now I have to just hope that shit all come together again.

>>37359714
But it wasn't a dream?

I wouldn't take my chances and make a bomb threat to get the towers evacuated and if it doesn't happan ah well atleast I get the peace of knowing I would've stopped it if it did

>>37359705
>>37359695
>>37359693

underage b& these faggots

>>37359705
i live mostly independently and the most filth i have in my apartment is empty beer cans and cigarette butts since my roommate is fucking degenerate that doesn't know how to clean up after herself

>>37359755
>But it wasn't a dream?
read OP again
>>The past 19 "years" were actually an elaborate dream that seemed far longer than it really was
hell the fact "years" is in quotes is doubling telling but I get what you are saying, worse is you look the fool.

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>>37359486
Considering I was born January 3rd 1998, I'm not sure I'd be able to think a lot.

>>37359765
anon 19 years ago would mean they are old enough to post here.

i would probably be deeply scarred for life.

>dreams of childhood abuse before it happens
>dreams of doing and abusing drugs and alcohol
>dreams of losing a baby
>dreams of having a baby, a family
>dream ends abruptly, unknown if the ending is happy or not

>>37359765
Anon its 2017. People born in 98 are 18-19 now.

>>37359847
it won't end happy. at best you'll just see the cycle repeat itself far after the chance you could change it.

>>37359765
If you were born before may 30, 1999 you're at least 18

Threads like these remind just how old and how much of a failure I am. I was 15 in 1998 and I would change basically everything so I wouldn't turn out to be the failure I am now.

>switch schools to a more competitive one
>cut off all contact with the shitty friends I had back then who only ever treated me as a secondary friend
>start studying hard
>stop being a doormat
>befriend the cute shy girl who frequented the same extracurricular foreign language class

that's just wishful thinking though, I still wouldn't be able to do any of those things even right now

I guess the more realistic thing would be to get the gun my father had back then and shoot up the school / myself

>>37359486
Use my 18 years of knowledge to get a headstart, and be the most intelligent, mature, and emotionally adept child in the world. Maybe start a company, become a rockstar, I dunno.

Is the dream prophetic? Will everything that happened in the dream happen again, like 9/11? Because then I'd stop bad things and have a hand in amazing things. Invest in Apple, Google, Amazon. Maybe reveal myself to be prophetic and sell my secrets to the government.

Cry hysterically because my kids don't exist anymore.

Train myself again to become an artist, and troll the internet by "leaking" all kind of spoiler for all my favorite Video game/TV show. Maybe do so early fanart and post them and then pretend said company stole from me, make mad money.

i would be pretty traumatized having to go through hell of my past again

Remember shadowbrokers exploits. Pwn every fucking windows system for the next 19 years. Use it to shove horse porn on banking servers or smtn.

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am I allowed to keep my current knowledge? If so I'd like to take up your offer and I'd like to say "see ya boys, I'm off to become chad!"
Never ever ;_;

>>37359888
Where does the time go...
organically

>>37359949
You probably wouldn't, in all honesty.

Think about it. You could start changing your life tomorrow and in 15 years be where you want to be. But you won't. You'll stick to your vices and keep doing what makes you comfortable.

What makes you think that, given another chance, you wouldn't do exactly that and end up just as you are?

>>37359676
I'm 14, time to fap to my friend's playboy he found at his uncle's house

>>37359486
>Buy programming book
>Start programming
>Have goal in life
>Have actual useful skill by the time I graduate highschool
Still KHV because nothing can fix my autism, but at least I'd have a job.
Also, start saving money and buy Apple stock, just in case my dream was prophetic.

>>37360747
>browsing 4chan over the age of 29
nigger what are you doin

>>37360757
Like you couldn't do that right now if you wanted to

>>37359683
>Not knowing difference between of and off

>>37360775
I'm 26 and I'll probably lurk here for the rest of my life. Been doing it for 11 years now. This place is my online home.

I'm married now too. But my roots are an autistic teenaged weeb.

>>37360780
>Implying over a decade of depression didn't fuck my mind up
It's a good day when I can make it out of the bedroom, anon.

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>>37360818
>14 in 1998
>1998 was 19 years ago

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It would all suck because the previous 20 years didn't matter, and even if it was the way things WILL be, it doesn't matter because you'll have to endure every painful thing that happened in the last twenty years.

> grandma will still die of cancer
> 9/11 will still happen
> Obama and Trump will still be elected
> you won't be able to make changes since you probably won't remember most of them (dreams fade fast) and you'll probably be a kid anyway

I'm roughly 3 and a half months old.

Can't I just stay the age I am now and go back? How can I prevent 9/11 as a three-month-old?

>>37360836
Luckily you don't need to leave your bedroom to program. Find a github thing you like and become a semi-useful depressed person.

why are there so many normalfags here who want to play hero and prevent 9/11?

>>37360926
>I'm roughly 3 and a half months old.
Under age banned

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>>37360814
>not knowing the difference between leach and leech

>>37359765
fucking hell you really have lost track of time havent you

>>37359632
>one man
>on a mission
>to save the world
>we must stop 9/11 to save "that's my Bush"

>>37359675
I know that cry feel anon, we would do so much shit differently

>>37359676
id be 1 years old kek
id probably end up doing everything the same

>tfw you try to stop 9/11 but you end up causing it

I studied physics at the university, so think about this:
All the mathematical proofs I did would still hold true, I derived Einstein 's field equations in my sleep, on my own.
My brain would have had the computational power to calculate the 10.000th prime in less than a few seconds.
mfw: I AM THE MATRIX!

I'm only 18, so I wouldn't exist

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>>37361530
If you're the matrix please make it so my boyfriend and I can live together.

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>go in living room
>watch little bear again as a kid
fuck yes!

>>37359486
I had that exact tv in my family room what the hell

>>37361530
>I studied physics at the university, so think about this:
>All the mathematical proofs I did would still hold true, I derived Einstein 's field equations in my sleep, on my own.
>My brain would have had the computational power to calculate the 10.000th prime in less than a few seconds.
>mfw: I AM THE MATRIX!
fuck he's right
MAth fuckers would be wizards or some shit

Grind out school as fast as possible, join the army.