Don't you sometimes wish there were a war going on? Get

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>Work at Wal-mart
>Pay some bills
>Don't have to deal with a horrible amount of stress
>A simple life, a simple death, a simple existence

>>37357958
>"It ain't me" starts playing

This is very originallee

>>37357958
>die in battle
>die a slow and painful death
>die a horrible death to protect the roasties at home
>die a horrible death to protect the roasties and their children
Just kill yourself to get over with it.

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>>37357958
That's all i want desu. And i'll probably kill myslef irl so iff there was a war and i was tired of life, i could just shoot myself with my rifle, and write a letter flaiming to have been sorrounded by ennemy forces and died fighting. Atleast my parents wouldn't be ashamed of me for once in their life.

>>37358001
>lasts for 80 years or so
>no purpose
>die as a shitty old lonely man instead of in battle with your comrades

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>>37357958
to be honest the only reason i'd fight is because i desperately need something to protect
the lack of family interaction and GF made me become this shell of a man, so the only thing i desire is to feel the same warm feeling i felt when i first fell in love, when i had something to fight for, when i felt alive.

>teenage white boy falling for his own war propaganda bullshit

none of it are those things you clueless infant

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>>37357958
interestingly, I just watched this tedtalk yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGZMSmcuiXM

I never understood the appeal of violence until I got into my first fight at 21 years old. It was by far the greatest experience of my life--better than sex. I've had periodic fantasies of being a Greek or Germanic warrior hero ever since.

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>>37358165
QUIT IT

STOP IT

>>37358165
>No purpose

That's subjective, friend.

Why would you ever want to lead a simple life, OP?

>>37357958
>go fight in trenches
>find a group of guys your age that have similar interests in music and hobbies
>you also have shared experiences in life or death situations on the battlefield while bravely fighting for your country
>form an unbreakable bond and keep that bond going for years
>come home, be a war hero
>get a gf since it's the 20's and women aren't that slutty yet (still pretty slutty)
>spend the rest of your life in a factory that pays decent with your friends while providing for your girl that has less of a chance to cheat on you

>>37357958
yea mate. Sometimes I think that I would do good in times of war. I suck at everything else and don't feel passion for anything

>>37358374
He actually hits the nail in the head when he says war is easy psychologically. You're in a shitty situation with a bunch of young people in the exact same shitty situation as you, and you all have to make the best out of it to get out alive.