If you could say anything to a middle schooler to prepare him

You're life doesn't actually start for another 10 years. Just behave yourself in teenage daycare.

kys now and save yourself the pain. Either that or "don't fucking listen to your single mother, you'll regret it"

OP back.

now that I have your attention, what if he listened and is now in high School?

>>37357138
if its a girl
>suck old men penis for money
>try to sexually arouse your male teacher
>masturbate alot so you know how your pussy works
>don't date druggies

if boy
>touch your teacher (female) ass atleas once
>fuck that girl that likes you even if she is ugly
>shower,teenagers smell bad
>stop paying games and get some friends
>talk with girls now or its gonna be so fucking hard later
>talk to everyone in classroom just in case you see a familiar face in college/highschool

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>>37357344
>tfw no hot teachers at school
>tfw can't talk with girls

>>37357465
Hawk Man! Is that you?

Don't be afraid to make mistakes now. People will almost always forget the dumb things you do at 11-13 years old. When you're still socially retarded at 23, however, it's not so forgiving

>>37358797
Except on social media websites. That shit stays with you, whether you like it or not.

>>37358909

I guess that's true. I didn't even consider that. Social media wasn't really a thing when I was in middle school.

>>37357344
solid advice
i really ought to have slapped my english teacher's ass tho

Never trust a jew

talk to old people about the past older the better