>Woman went out of her way to hold a door open for me and

>>37355128
Probably she was feeling nice and did a nice thing.
Cause that's what I do when I hold a door open for a guy or anyone else for that matter.

>>37355128
she's insulting your intelligence. she thinks you don't know how to open a door for yourself.

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>>37355176
Oh well...at least I managed to say thanks without stuttering.
>tfw closest to sex I've ever been

it means that she want to suck your cock

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Pic related. It doesn't mean anything. Not to you at least.

>>37355233
hahahaah i love this board

>>37355228
I don't look like a brainlet. So I don't think that was it. At least I hope so.
>>37355239
How would I have managed to make her do that?
>>37355291
That picture fires up my neurons.

>>37355128
>go to the bank
>rostie is about to enter the bank
>she enters first and holds the door for me
>wait 2 minutes until she walks in
>open the door myself
>heh

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>>37355762
>installing door at local bank
>hear mouthbreathing behind me
>some autist is staring at me for two minutes
>eventually walk away because the smell of him is awful
>hear him say "heh" as he walks in

>>37355762
This can't be reaI.