>Huh, that's weird, Anon. You're like the least

>>37349338
What kind of people do you think are likely to develop a coke problem?

Wtf? Weren't you listening? I don't have a coke problem. I have a porn & masturbation addiction. For real.

>>37349345
80s business men.

>>37349345
coke addicts

>>37349369
I am a businessman posting from 1988, and I can confirm this.

Brb, getting killed by Hans Gruber

>>37349345
ones who hate Pepsi

>>37349338
>rich parents
>lots of snotty rich friends
The fuck did you think? And it's not a problem, I can stop anytime I want. Totally.

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I don't sell cocaine or ice because stim-addicts are the most annoying type of drug addicts ever to come into existence.

>>37349528
Also, they'll probably kill you.

>>37349664
Statistically unlikely. Most people who try cocaine won't become addicted.

>>37349685
I meant the people, not the drugs.

>>37349693
Oh, whoops. Carry on then.

>>37349345
Robots. After living life as a social retard the confidence coke gives you is unmatched by anything else.

>>37349664
Even the ones that aren't violent are annoying as fuck. They don't even realize how annoying they are because stims make you very confident in yourself.

You ever talk to someone who is super iced out? You'll know what I mean.

>>37349738
wait, so this whole time I've been coked up and thought I was being fun and sociable, I've just been annoying? But people seemed to really like being around me...

>>37349795
Well, cocaine is a bit more subtle and less obvious than meth, so you were probably okay.

Methamphetamine on the other hand, is very obvious when you're on it and you're much more likely to be annoying.

I used to have a friend who smoked a lot of ice. He broke into my apartment a couple months ago. Not even to steal anything. He just cleaned and tidied up the place. I came home and everything was super clean and organized aside from the forced entry into my home.

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>>37349898
>He broke into my apartment a couple months ago. Not even to steal anything. He just cleaned and tidied up the place.
KEK, that is a great story
can you lend me that friend of yours?