>just had the ''traps aren't gay talk''

Why do you have to convince yourself so hard that they arent gay?

Sounds like you're the one who brought the topic up, seeing how they're confused about what trap meant.

>told them I like short-hair, tomboy girls and have a burning desire to make them pregnant many times
>my dad gets drunks and beats me to near death yelling things like "thicc mommy gf only" and "i wish i had a cute daughter to hug"
>my mum converts to islam and voted for hillary just to spite me
It could have been worse OP, your mum wanted to be a grandma pretty bad thats all

>>37348889
Why did you start this talk even?
Your father's reaction is amusing, though.

i think your dad was looking to get some succ from you bro

>>37348932
Because I got caught looking at some pictures and I had to explain to them that this doesn't mean I'm gay.

>>37348889
why the fuck would anyone tell there parents?

>>37349019
It s easier to tell them you are gay, even if it isn t completely gay

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>>37348889
>literally fapping to existence of a dick
>not gay

>>37348889
Dude traps are pretty gay, but theres nothing wrong with that. Just admit to yourself that youre not totally straight

>>37348889
I seriously hope this didn't happen, if it did, kill yourself and your parents too to save them from the shame

>tell mom I'm a tranny
>"so you're gay?"
aaaaaaaa

>>37348889
i don't even care if it's gay, the idea of a failed and feminised male unconditionally submitting to greater males that have retained their masculinity is hot af.

>>37348966
Well, you fucking deserved it. thicc mommy gfs are the only non degenerate choice.

>>37349404
>inb4 that bad excuse about the Romans' conception of homosexuality

>>37348889
>things that never happened

good story regardless

>>37349281
Only if they're 3d.

Male liking male = gay
Male liking feminine male = still gay

Case closed

>>37349462
No jerking off to little feminine dicks is pretty gay, even if theyre 2d

>>37349470
>liking feminine thing
>gay

wrong

>>37349470
Nah, it's a bit more complicated
Male liking male = gay
Male liking female (male) and female = bi
Male liking exclusively female (male) = gay
Many people fall into the second category. Those folks are the ones calling themselves straight, despite being bi/prison gay in denial.

>>37349477
But drawings don't have a gender.
>>37349479
He's actually right though if you go by the definition of homosexual. It's gay to be attracted to a passing trap, it's not gay to be attracted to a bald, ftm, with muscles, facial hair, and tattoos.

>>37349479
>>37349495
>literally jerking off to dick that shouldn't be there
>straight

wrong

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>>37349470
>>37349489
So is liking a male (female) like pic related straight?

>>37348889
It is a gay act, a penis in your mouth is gay, however that is fine, you are just bisexual that is only attracted to femininity

>>37349504
it's not gay if it's a feminine penis. how hard is this for brainlets to understand?

>>37349511
Yes. Being attracted to Buck Angel is, by definition, not homosexual.

>>37348966
What broken people americans have become
You need some spirituality in your plastic lives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MNM0OO_iVI

>>37348889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dixomEG012A

Watch this, it explains everything perfectly

>>37349511
Liking female looking female = straight
Liking female looking male = not straight
Liking (overly) male looking female = not straight
If there is a male factor in it, it isn't straight anymore. I added the overly because of tomboys, which are still female enough. The thing is, trans anything is never straight.

>>37349511
>>37349514
Jerking off to buck angel because they look like a man is gay. Jerking off to a trap specifically because you know they have a dick is gay. Fapping despite or not knowing a trap has a dick is not gay.

>>37349532
>this video
Everytime it gets posted I think to myself how well that dude could transition.

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>>37348889
really activates the ald almonds doesn't it

>>37349511
Is FtM transition easier than MtF? Buck Angel really looks like a man, while I haven't seen any 3D trap looking completely like a woman without a make-up.

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>>37348889
You're undeniably gay, a feminine dick is still a dick. You have to come out of the closet eventually.

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>>37349624
In every way but dicks yes.

>>37349638
There's only one FTM in there, right? Cuz that one is dead easy to spot.

The mental gymnastics you people go through to convince yourselves that jerking off to dicks is totally straight is amusing

"I'm so desperate, I'll have sex with pre-op transsexuals."
-/r9k/

>really makes me think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6AQ_85U7Q0

>>37349749
It's like he watched his son die in front of his eyes, and was able to have a live conversation with his ghost.
Jesus Christ.

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>>37349514
feminine penis is an oxymoron
you are gay

>>37349511
She looks like a dude so it's definitively gay

>>37349701
>There's only one FTM in there, right?
Yup

>>37349792
>le reddit frog

brainlet confirmed. anyone with at least a hint of intelligence has come to the same conclusion as us

>>37349701
It's the middle one in the second row, right?

>>37349973
>It's the middle one in the second row, right?

Not exactly hard to spot is it?

>>37350016
Just looked for the one that didn't look like a dick but like a tube of flesh glued onto a crotch.

>>37349749
fugg this video always breaks my heart

>>37349638
Which ones are feminine penis?

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>>37348889

You'd think with all the gay acceptance shit that closetfaggotry like OP would decrease but its only getting worse.

>sure I take it up the ass and swallow creamy loads but he wore a skirt so it's no gay :D

>>37348889
I think that pic is shopped.

>>37350042
Also, spot the scars on the legs where they carved out the flesh they used for the dick

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>>37349840
The only brainlet is the gay OP in denial

>>37350589
Wow, didn't see that at first, I focused too much on the dick itself. inb4 gay. I always forget that they have to get compatible flesh from somewhere. This is fucking disgusting tbqhwy.

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if you are straight then wouldnt you just fap to actual females?
at what point would you just be considered bi?

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OP stop being gay and fap to women with strapons
Then just women

Then get a god damn gf and make kids
Unless you arent european

>All these newfags falling for the pasta
Summer is in 3 days, niggers.

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>>37351918
When artificial wombs are developed for humans traps will be able to become mothers. There's no point standing in the way of the march of progress.

>>37352755
>tfw waiting for this technology to become commercially available so I can raise my husband's children

A-am I gonna make it? I just want to raise a nice family. Otherwise I'll have to find a nice, healthy, 18/19 year old surrogate for him (ideally one that looks like me), which I think will be quite difficult.

>>37348889
Why did you feel it's necessary to talk to your parents about this at all

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>>37348889
OP this is coming from a person who's nearly a trap and a person who loves traps....you're gay/bi

>Son, I'm more disappointed you're still watching Spongebob

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at least you aren't jerkin it to little girls anon

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>>37348889
If people are attracted to traps because of how feminine they are, does that still make them gay? If it does, why does it matter? You wanna rail this person because of how cute and girly they are, who gives a fuck if it makes you gay or bi or whatever

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>>37348889
The simple fact of the matter is that traps are not gay. What are you attracted to in a trap? Their femininity. The fact that you've been "tricked" into thinking they're a woman.

Also, genuinely gay people aren't attracted to traps at all. If actual gay people aren't into traps, then how can traps be gay?

Fapping to solo traps= Gay
Fapping to a trap having sex with a regular woman= Not gay

Simple

>>37354826
What if you self-insert as the woman?

>>37354826
What if you self-insert as the trap?

>>37354843
>>37354906
If you imagine yourself being railed by a trap then you're gay (inserting yourself as the woman).
If you insert yourself as the trap that's borderline gay. If you insert yourself (not as a trap) fucking the woman, that ain't gay. But if you imagine yourself AS a trap fucking the woman, that's debatable.

>>37354620
The gay cut off point is actually between normal dudes and femboys. The bisexual cut off point is between femboys and traps

>>37348889
What the fuck possessed you to tell them about that.