Is the Australian tfwnogf problem especially bad? What's

>>37347527
Women are raised to believe they're both princesses who deserve the best whilst also told they're big and strong and can do what they want.

Australia is also a Chad country, so women are all getting with only the best guys.

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>>37347527
WHY IS THIS COUNTRY SO SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HAVE NO FUTURE HERE AND I AM TRAPPED

>>37347543
I've seen a few fucked up pairings tho, like qt girls with average/ugly males. Not exactly uncommon either. (in straya this is)

And whilst I myself am fairly ugly, I don't know how certain below average people get game or have experience with relationships. Did they start at a low level and rank up to get better items? Kind of like an RPG? Am I late to the game?

Do agree with the chad country statement though. I don't use this board at all but I wanted to see the point of view from people here.

>>37347581
Lmfao it does feel like that sometimes. Being 21 and having not had a gf is pretty shit. Recently I have learned to accept it and also that height is a meme (I am 6'4" and this has not helped me)

It's hard for me since i dont speak chinese

>>37347527
Chinks have a massive surplus of men, so it figures they have a tfwnogf problem.

>>37347527
You're joking right? I tried to find a qt Ausbot bf but you're all gay or younger than me.

>>37347625
The fucked up pairings you see are people who knew each other in school. Most of them were either high school sweethearts or had the tension but do anything with it until after school

Basically If you didn't have a highschool crush on you, you're fucked. I just gave up and casually fuck now considering I'm 6'3" and fit. I just talk to girls at uni and get their number

>>37347685
Q L D
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>>37347527
>Is the Australian tfwnogf problem especially bad?
Nope. I haven't been single in at least 7-8 years. Went from one relationship to another to another etc. It's pretty easy. Unless you're a soft cunt fedora tipper or a limp dick in general. Then you're fucked. But someone like that should be alone anyway

>>37347685
>You're joking right? I tried to find a qt Ausbot bf but you're all gay or younger than me.
BRISBANE

>>37347653
>>37347672
They really do ruin everything they touch, kind of like a reverse midas
>>37347685
but you are gay, anon
>>37347690
Eh, that's not true. It just seems like there's a high standard overall and I wanted to see if anyone else had the same issue. I've seen it come up a lot in other boards/forums.
>>37347700
Exactly what I mean, even on this board there are chads.

>>37347685
M E L B O U R N E

This is not spam, stupid system.

>>37347722
>Exactly what I mean, even on this board there are chads
All non-chad ozzies are fed to the wombats at birth

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>>37347735
>literally degenerate the city
Fuck off, your kind is barely tolerated

Reminder that if someone in Adelaide murders me, they're free to take whatever they want from my room

>>37347749
>implying Melbourne is not the only decent place in Oz
>implying Melbourne isn't the only real Oz part of this shitty chinese-occupied island
Cry me a river, bogan

>>37347768
Hey I remember you. Still haven't found the one to do it yet huh?

>>37347735
>>37347697
>>37347708
Absolutely
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It's weird, I've overheard many conversations from late teens/early 20s stacy coworkers that they've never had sex and what they imagine it must be like, and all the parents I know complain that their daughters are shutins who never socialise. I don't know if my experience is an outlier, but the tfwnogf meme might cut both ways.

>>37347781
I'm taken but I'll help their daughters get out more ;)

>>37347746
Well they missed me.
>>37347768
that'd probably happen, heh
>>37347781
In Australia? Which town/city/state?

>>37347776
Not yet, unfortunately.

>>37347792
>that'd probably happen, heh
Excuse me?

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I'm a 24 year old Australian white man and I have no gf.

Australian women are quite cruel. Also, Australian men tend to be Chads. Whenever I walk around the city there's this hostility that emanates from all the men around me. Worthless fucks. I always want someone to fuck with me so I have an excuse to beat the fuck out of them but they never do.

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>>37347768
>i'm not any form of government agency, pinky promise

>>37347815
You're not beating anyone faggot. And even if you got the upper hand their mates are going to jump you because this country is about looking out for your mates.

>>37347825
If their mates jumped me I would stab them to death.

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>>37347815
>Australian
>white

>>37347814
>adelaide
>murderers

Oh you know what I mean.
>>37347815
The chad thing is true. However I have been on a few dates before, and I admit I fucked up a couple, but the others I don't understand. Especially the one where I went to comic con with a gril who was really into comic art and she wouldn't shut up about how much she enjoyed it, and then 2-3 days later just didn't want to do anything more. Confusing really.

>>37347818
>implying ASIO aren't completely focused on /b/ and 8/aus/ after all the revenge porn bullshit
They wouldn't even look at /r9k/

>>37347843
>adelaide
>murderers
Why can't I find one then?

>>37347843
To add to the comic thing, she paid for herself completely if you are thinking she used me as an excuse to go.
>>37347856
Dunno man, try going back 20 years there were heaps then

>>37347815
>>37347835
Why all the anger, anon?

>>37347697
>>37347708
>>37347735
Too late, I have a burgerbot bf now. Where were you all when I was single for over 2 decades?

>>37347527
I'm Australian, and I got a qt gf despite being a no hope ironic /pol/tard who spent a whole year of highschool in the grips of melancholia and not leaving my bed and had to repeat a year.
She's cute, well read, really intelligent and misanthropic.
It can happen.
>inb4 you must be a Chad
I'm 5'10 and 50kg, really pale and quite feminine looking.

>>37347891
I hate this society because this society hates me.

>>37347911
story thiyme

>>37347835
No you wouldn't. :) Good luck stabbing 5 guys as they kick you while you're on the floor

>>37347942
It would be very easy. After I stab the first one in the heart and the neck, I doubt the other ones will be too keen on grabbing me and probably dying themselves.

>>37347911
You got a good looking face or an ounce of social skills? I don't have these. Every date I've been on was organised through a dating app/site.

>>37347881
She still used you as an excuse to go. She wanted to go but not alone. My girlfriend used to go to the movies with some ugly beta because she didn't want to go alone. I met him before I met her. He complained she wasn't into him despite everything lol

>>37347913
I don't think society cares much about you.

>>37347955
>After I stab the first one in the heart and the neck
HAHAHAHAHAHAH yeah that's not happening. Not only are you too pathetic to do this as well as being too inept you'd already be on the floor coming to after being king hit. Suck shit pussy

>>37347939
>in year 11 (second time around)
>see this QT year 10 girl in my year 11 History class (I don't know about the other states, but for victoria you can do VCE units early)
>too shy to even bother
>she actually comes up to me and my friends (who are /pol/tards) with some of her own
>mentions my favourite band
>sperg out a bit
>somehow not put off
>we become friends
>several months of cringeworthy flirting later we finally start dating
>lose it to each other
>still together five years later

>>37347962
I can see what you mean, but I brought it up first as a date idea when it wasn't even mentioned beforehand. When I did mention it is when she started to go on about comic art etc.

>>37347959
Okay looking, no to the latter.

>>37347981
If I maintain good situational awareness I won't be able to be sucker punched.

I must say it would be genuinely amusing to see someone thinking they were going to be a tough cunt realising that the only life they will ever have is fading away from them after a sharp knife just got driven through their heart though.

>>37347959
>Every date I've been on was organised through a dating app/site.
>tfw been NEET for four years and can't even talk to someone I don't know without almost having a panic attack anymore

>>37348011
>If I maintain good situational awareness I won't be able to be sucker punched.
t. loser who has never been in a fight before

>>37348013
I don't know how you'd police this but dating apps and websites should be exclusive for those with social problems. Or more reasonably there should be a different app for this.

>>37347989
>she comes up to me

Another problem. I mean good for you and all, but this has legitimately never happened to me. I wish it would happen more in society in general, maybe this board wouldn't even exist

stomp all ausworms

>>37348046
I think that'd be impossible, especially for one in Australia. Anything related to anxiety/isolation/being a loser is flooded by ironic losers who use it as a label they've applied to their self, which you can't argue against because they'll fight tooth and nail to try and convince you they're what they say they are.

>>37348030
Haha, you worthless little pussy.

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>tfw eldest of all my siblings and cousins
>every single male in my generation in my family is younger than me, and a hulking, muscular chad
>I'm the only odd one out, being a fat autistic virgin
This is chad country. Betas suffer in more in Aus than elsewhere. Perhaps its the origin of our shitposting, who knows.

>>37348189
Kill yourself, faggot, cunt, faggot, cunt, shitcunt.

>ywn be one of the first adventurers to reach Australia with your rum buddies
>ywn have a harem of island women in the 1700s
>ywn be a pirate in the Caribbean with a Jamaican sweetheart
sigh....

>>37348207
its ok, brah, you don't have to wear the mask here

>tfw work in a library right near the centrelink office

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>be pathetic forever alone kiss-less virgin bot in Australia
>Meet Russian girl online
>Convince her I am a mega chad
>Talk online for 2 years helping her learn English
>finally get a picture of her
>Shes a massive qt
>Start LRD
>Meet her in Moscow
>Its not a trap or a scam
>Lose virginity
>Take hers
>Come back home
>Shes visiting in a couple weeks


I made it lads, I fucking made it.

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>try tinder
>all the girls 18-25 look like super models who are way, WAY out of my league
>im 20 and look like a 15 year old
Life in Australia is suffering

>>37348087
The ironic "le I hate people xDDDD" is so toxic. Fuck those people.
>>37348320
You wish mate. The bs stops there

>>37348294
shit i was thinking of trying that. How's the pay, how easy is it to get and what kind of meme degree is required?

>>37348320
and for $499.99 ill take things you made up for this thread, eddy

>>37348320
>I made it lads, I fucking made it.
She will meet a ALPHA AUSTRALIAN BULL in this upcoming visit.
You are fucked, buddy.

>>37348340
No degree, unless you want to get above band 5 pay. At the lower levels, it's paid really well. I get $35/hour for unskilled work, which is a hell of a lot better than maccas. It's okay to get into, but it helps if you have some kind of experience somewhere similar.

>>37348294
At first I thought
"what a shit job that must be, having to deal with the abo hordes coming and going next door"
Then I realised that its a library, and they're probably never going to go inside it.

>>37348379
Ah, that's where you're wrong. You see, we're a -modern- library. We have free wifi and free computers to use. From the mouth of our CEO "libraries are about community spaces, not books"

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>>37348344
If you're willing to paypal me that money I'll post pics I took in Moscow nigger

>>37348365
>$35/hr

nice. i assume that's part time?
what kind of job is it specifically? Stacking shelves?

>>37348424
Yeah, stacking shelves, dodging tards, getting the druggies out of the library before they OD, trying really hard to not yell at the kids and their stupid new age 'mindfulness' mothers.

>>37348424
>>37348449
Oh and we have a ghost in the upstairs toilet and teenagers trying to fuck in the children's area. It's a microcosm of Australian society.

I am also another Australian with no gf.

>tfw you live on the opposite side of the country to everybody else

>>37348294
Browns Plains?

>>37348487
Where are you? WA?

>>37348497
Nah. Victoria mate. Guess it must be a common council set up.

>>37348449
well you sure convinced me. going to try my local library tomorrow

>>37348500
>WA?
Yeah.
There's not much here.
Not that I'd leave my house anyway, but it'd be nice to have a chance of living near people I meet online.

>tfw no Australian gf to smother me with her humongous breasts

>>37348565
I'm in WA. But I just got called a Chad earlier.

https://youtu.be/r_A_v5f3fjI?t=15m5s
Daisuki, Australia!

>>37347527
Australian women are ALL sluts who only want Chad. Without exception

>>37347900
Where the fuck were you? Also tits or gtfo

>>37348664
Are you Chad?
Have you stolen all of the WA women?

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>>37348718
>FUCKING SEPPOS STEALING OUR WOMEN

IT'S LIKE THE FUCKING WAR AGAIN

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>>37347527
why would you want a shrill cunt that would just manipulate you into giving up more than half of your earned income?

>>37348972
I've certainly tried. I wouldn't say I'm Chad but I get called Chad often here for some reason

>>37348565
>it'd be nice to have a chance of living near people I meet online
I suspect meeting anyone from 4chan in real life would not be a positive experience.

>>37347527
Because australian women are like >>37347685

Arrogant, aggressive and looking only for the bestTM.

>tfw living in North QLD, chad and normie capital of Aus


Kill me somebody kill me now

>>37349270
I wouldn't hang out with anyone who unironically considers themselves a robot. They're likely to be needy, clingy spergs who are seriously boring to hang around.

I didn't even think fellow Ausbots existed. I never see them on here.

I live on the meme coast and I hate every woman I meet. Shallow shrill cunts who are that bad I just date foreigners when I get the chance. They always have to go home though because FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.

>>37349299
>They're likely to be needy, clingy spergs who are seriously boring to hang around.
That sounds lovely though

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>>37349299
You wouldn't be wrong or incorrect.

>>37349585
This is total bullshit. Tbh the only time I've gotten women is when I totally sperg the fuck out on my women hate binges and treat them like the cock socks they so clearly want to be.

I don't want to act that way but its the only thing these stupid cunts respond to.

>>37349585
This is leftist subversion

>>37349486
Sorry that you live there. Horrible place.

>>37348320

Has this idiot never heard of a PR scam???

>>37349612
>>37349642
"You're not a good person unless you help all these causes I feel strongly about" is obvious bait, you idiots.

>>37348331

H-hazza?

>>37347527
All these normies on here. I've never even had a date here and I'm 28

how my relationships have been over the last few years in oz
>act chad
>tfwnogf
>act autistic
>get objectively attractive gf that actually loves me and i get mad head

Australia is full of alcoholic slut Staceys that are basically Chads they're so masculine. If you don't get them by the time they're 16, they end up having 3-4 kids to different men.

>>37347749
>implying WA and NT shouldn't be aboriginal petrol sniffers

>>37352476
Can't speak to the NT, but there are fuck all aboriginal people in the urbanised parts of WA.