You get to bang this whenever you want or be in a relationship

My oneitis because I can just pay for her breast surgery if she's too small.

bang elizabeth anne and her tits whenever i want

literally the easiest question I've ever answered

>>37345299
My oneities because I care more about relationships than I do sex.

>>37345299
I have no oneitis. Bang the tits.

She has them too. It's a win win either way.

My oneitis because all I want is her.
I love her so much but she barely knows I exist
She knows who she is
She browses this board
I love you

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>>37345310
>wanting fake balloon tits over this

i'm laughin

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>>37345358
I would watch my onetits drown if it meant getting with Elizabeth

>>37345299
What if I don't have oneitis? I guess I'd just fuck Elizabeth then.

>>37345421
Fine choose a younger Katya or Rose as oneitis then

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>>37345299
I'd bang. Definitely bang.

There's nothing in your contract stating my oneitis won't just break up with me so i'd definitely bang that watermelon whenever i want.

Relationship? A relationship is infinitely better than meaningless sex to me, and my oneitis is perfect.

>>37345446
>Katya or Rose
Yea I'm choosing Elizabeth. She's a fucking 10/10 anyways.

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a relationship with my oneitis would probably fall way below my expectations

watching these tits bounce as she rides me? definitely not

>>37345465
Until she leaves you because she feels like she's wasting her best years and then you're left as a broken man. A broken man not from hopeless romanticism but by by rejecting passionate primal sex with a tit cow goddess

Bang the titcow whenever I want because I don't have an oneitis, that shit is for failed normalfags.

There was a .zip of Elizabeth that compiled a bunch of her shit. It had folders for pics, .gifs, and videos. Anyone happen to have it?