Fembot here. Ama. I'm off work for the holiday tomorrow,

whats your job and is it hard? ive only had one job

>>37342278
What's a good city to move to for tech

Hard mode: Cali and Texas are off limits

what is your favorite food?

somebody once told me

roastie and a wagie, god you're pathetic

>>37342278
I would ask you this;
Why is a raven like a writing desk?

>>37342289
I work in a museum. It's not very hard. I do a lot of paperwork and data entry and sometimes set up exhibits.
What is/was your one job?
>>37342311
I don't know desu. Maybe Seattle?
>>37342344
Pizza, what's yours
>>37342362
Idk, why

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Some toes, to keep you boy's interested.

>>37342487
Not OP btww

>>37342423
>I don't know desu. Maybe Seattle?
Good taste, anon.

>>37342423
Because both produce notes, although they can be a little flat. Also, they are never put with the wrong end towards the front.

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Do you like dick girls op?

in b4 she doesn't answer

>>37342537
I see
>>37342553
Not really my thing

How are you a fembot and not a femanon?

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>>37342602
I would not be on this board if I was merely a
femanon. This is pretty simple stuff.

>>37342278
I'm waking up at 5 am tomorrow because i am goals

>>37342621
Why are you such an attention seeking roastie whore.

>>37342602
I'm 25 and never had a bf. I'm a sperg who struggles to make friends. Maybe I'm a cyborg since I have a job and a few friends, but definitely not a normie.

>>37342628
What goals are you working towards anon?

Hey guys, just letting you know I'm a fembot too. AMA I guess tee hee

>>37342645
I am just as the Goddess created me, sorry but I am not sorry if it hurts your butt.

>>37342676
Make your own thread you copy cat.

>>37342487
When I saw these I thought they belonged to a man.

>>37342647
When I read this I felt bad for coming to that conclusion. It was just an out of focus foto anyway.

>>37342278
eat shit and die you fucking cunt. you are not welcome here fucking bitch know your place.

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>>37342706
>These painted toes sure look like a man's feet to me

Nice story, you little faggot. Now go tell it to someone who cares.

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>>37342621
>>37342705
This is not me. Making a trip now.
More of my art to prove I'm OP.

>>37342705
Fembots can't get along either it seems. Hey could you all be a part of my harem?

>>37342727
>still thinks anyone is hurt by this

>>37342761
Aww but copycatting is part of the fun.

>>37342827
It's very rude desu

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>>37342785
Hmm... a harem of yours?
Let's see, just gotta check if I have any self respect left....

Oh sorry, yeah I do. That's a no then.

>>37342665
Not being a femattentionwhore in cesspooldom

>>37342905
Oh well your lost. Any other takers? You'll get a nice NEET life out of it.

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>>37342753
Its the ankle and surface area of your left foot that made me think that, at that angle it looks like you got slightly flat feet, or that theyre just wider and larger like a guys. I legit thought it was someone pretending to be OP and posting their manfeet for attention.

The anger in your response really does make me feel a tad bit shittier, though it coulda been avoided by just not posting I guess.

Sorry :(

>>37343168
That wasn't even me. That person ruined my thread so don't feel sorry for them.

1. What drugs do you do.
2. Can you explain music minimally (1-2 paragraphs)

>>37342311
Seattle. Got tons of companies there, from Microsoft to Valve to Nintendo. Great place

>>37342647
Are you a virgin?? or what

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>Fembot posts
>Posts like a regular robot, like many fembots
>Not a Stacy Roastie
>/ourgirl/ material
>people call her a roastie for this
Chauvinist shitheads. Back to your women hate general.

>>37343229
1. I don't do drugs much anymore. I did cocaine about 3 weeks ago, but that was the first time in almost a year. I've also done pot, lsd, and ecstasy.

2. music is the synthesis of sounds to express ideas or emotions through rhythm, pitch, and timbre. I can't really explain the way it affects our brains, but it does on a subconscious level. That's a strange question so I hope that's what you're looking for.

>>37343310
women CANNOT be robots. all she has to do is literally exist as a female and chad will gravitate towards her

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>>37343168
They are what they are, can only work with what you have got, right? I bounce back quick enough though, thanks for the You's and the apology. Was not a total wash, so no hard feelings.

>>37343267
No, but I rather not get into too much carnal details. Fembot itself is enough to distract legitimate lines of inquiry to be honest.

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Why do you expose yourself as a woman and expect that we have questions for you just because?

You could have chose to be one of the faceless anons, but for some reason you didn't. Do you really think you're either that important that you need to be questioned, or just that we're so desperate that we just *need* an AMA from a woman?

And I don't mean to be rude, but there's so many better sites for you than here, like lolcow. It's less vitriolic and more suitable for women.

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What do you think of Jared Kushner?

>>37343366
Fuck off, seriously
Thanks

>>37343385
I post as anon most of the time. I thought people might have questions for a femanon though, and it would give me something to do.
>lolcow
>not vitriolic
You've obviously never been there.

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I wish I had a girlfriend who looks at least as good as you.

Im pretty lonely. Fucking sucks. Standard r9k cyborg shit.

>>37342278
Can you please explain to me why you won't be my qt /r9k/ gf? I would change my entire being and give you everything, but still you hate me.

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>>37343492
Is that a Tibetan spaniel? They kind of act like cats, but are not quite as stand offish. For what little it counts its company is probably better than many people you pass in the street.

And whatever happens in life you will always be accountable for you, if you really want a qtgf start working towards that goal and you might just get there someday.

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>>37343456
Not as vitriolic as here, I'm sure.

But I'll bite, I'm at a crossroads in my life where I can either choose college or military. I can't get into a good school because I was an idiot in high school, but I can still get into a state university. My other option is the military, where I would be serving my country but that's all I could do with my life. I would essentially be giving up my life for my country (even if I live).

Essentially, I have to take a bet that my life is going to be worth something if I wanted to go into college. I was hoping to get some opinions on this.

Also, what music do you listen to?

>>37343362
How would every woman be a roastie? Do you realize that there are INTPT and INFJT women as well? Fembots are rejected by Stacy Roastie, if anything this means Chad Hugh Thundercock is less likely to pay attention to them, and if he does, it's only because he wants a fucktoy. Men do think about sex more often and do pressure many women into sex, this is why the ratio of KHV to non KHV women here is about 2/3 ratio to men. Especially considering if it's a beta female. As OP seems to have a similar situation to me (except I'm a man), I can tell you she probably is a KHV, yet qt. Men have much more sexual desire than women, as testosterone is a more powerful aphrodisiac. Learn your shit then speak.

>>37343658
Its a pekignese. And yeah, for sure thats truth.

Im 25 and I have no working goals. Shitty job im bout to quit, probly gonna go back to my schitzo moms house cus Im out of other options.

I figure I got one more chance at life by getting fit. If I cant get a girl then im just gonna move away and go crazy alone somewhere. As if I meant to do it

>>37342278
Why are you a robot
Oirigianl

>>37343658
You should be murdered. You're the lowest of the low seeking attention from kissless handheldlest virgins. Most guys here hate you. Yet you come here despite that fact. I guess it's true women are retarded sociopaths that love and deserve abuse.

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go to sleep roastie, no one cares that u have a vagina

>>37343787
Do not quit until you get another job, anon. This is a beginner's trap for disgruntled people. Even a part time job to bridge the shitty job to a tolerable one will help stop you from cementing yourself as untouchable.

>>37343820
Done crying you little bitch? Do not wear yourself out with all that cat mewing please, I know there are people who care about your well being.

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>>37343310
Lmfao holy shit you fags are little bitches. >>37343362
Is right.
Women have life on easy mode.
>falling for omg guys I'm such a nerd gurl.
What a weak minded faggot you are.

This bitch isn't even pretty she's average and I wouldn't even date her.

>>37343820
> Thinks people showed be murdered for attention whoring
> Calls other people low

Fuck right kid

>not a single timestamp

Sad as fuck that people keep responding. Timestamp and pen in mouth otherwise gtfo OP

>>37342278
Do you have any orbiters?

>>37343334
you're answer to #2 fizzled out. Less of a dictionary explanation more on how it makes you feel. I assume you don't listen to nothing all day

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>>37343879
>He thinks I am his dancing monkey

I guess you will just have to keep on disbelieving. Shit, I really care what you think too... oh well.

>>37343904
No, I do not keep friends around of either gender except for my cousin and siblings, but those are not really even friends anymore in the strictest sense. Too many moving parts involved when it comes to people.

>>37344005

Still don't see a timestamp, role player. Make a timestamp with a pen in your nose.

>>37344046
I believe it is tits with time stamp or gtfo.

>>37344005
No one believes that your using a trip, fuck off.

>>37343689
I guess it was pretty dumb to ask life advice on an AMA, but you could have answered the second part. I'll probably check the archives tomorrow or something.

>>37344005
is it weird to want to sniff a girls butt? asking for a friend.

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>>37342278
Oh boy here we go.

You are the lowest tier lifeform and should be dragged out into the streets and shot to death.

Fucking whores should know their place by now yet they still think there's something for them here.

Your'e so blande and generic you're pretty much stupid bitch #426808.

Should be gutted and have your intestines pulled out for this shit. I hope you end up on facialabuse because that's where dumb whores like you belong. That's all you're good for.

Fuck off and never come back, you ugly, dyke looking trashbag piece of shit.

>>37344091
It is just to irritate the femanon trying to steal my thread. Apparently it has gotten some collateral butthurt though. A pretty epic win, as you, my peers, would say.

>>37344127
Yes I think that is of weird but you can probably get away with it if you are sneaky.

>>37344046
>>37344091
>>37344074
Fuck off chauvinists! Take your Sonichu amulets and shove em up your asses!

>>37342278
get the fuck out roastie you are a bot by choice and just some anti-social failed stacy that has nothing better to do than attention seek from beta males because chad intimates you

and clean your room

>>37344187
Fuck off, if a chick wants attention just because she is female, she has to earn it.

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>>37344158
So when a guy comes in your mouth without saying anything, do you spit or swallow. I need to know for research

>>37344258
>I will nag her until I see her tits!
This isn't /b/ kiddo.

>>37344271
Look around you.... is there anywhere convenient to spit? A toilet or sink, a garbage can... are you outside? If you can limit access to disposal you can force their hand in such matters if you are so inclined.

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fucking shit thread

Why, OP. Why...

>>37344338
This isn't /soc/ either, so fuck off.

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>>37344271

Who would EVER give a blowjob without having at least a tiny expectation of this happening???

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>>37344353
Haha nice, I've done it with 4 girls, only 1 leaked, just curious if my sample was commen. Thanks for that, with love from /fit/

>>37344155
>>37344155
This guy gets it.
Fembots, femanons, anyone who comes here and seeks attention from bitter lonely mysognisitic men on a weaboo forum are complete shit people.

And this
>>37344248

>>37344372
yeah she's gross and genuinely uninteresting

2/10 thread

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>>37344410
Lol do you feel the need to tell a roastie you're from /fit/ in hopes that you stand out or she thinks yours strong or some shit? Some kinda Chad? Lmfao wow dude. That was funny

>btw I'm from fit.

>>37344399
I'm not defending this /soc/ post, I'm defending fembots in general, considering anons are saying women can't be robots, when that notion is fucking stupid.

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>>37344475
Can't rebuttal that. Very strong point. More for you guys, since I'm just a visitor and was bound to get a REEEEE!
On that note I'm going to think before posting stupid info.

>>37344529
Women can't be robots because if they were truly lonely they would just date us.

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>>37344430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0azhi_w8AD0

I am hitting the hay, if the other toastie wants to take over the thread, you are welcome to it, I am done with it now. A goodnight to you, beautiful robot people.

>>37344539
Can you please just leave? We don't need tourists like you feeding the fem"""bots""". We don't come to your board and shit it up, so don't do it to ours.

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>>37344539
I mean shit dude I'm on roids but I'm not going to be posting pics or talking about how fit I am unless asked. Very funny post. I enjoyed it my friend.

>>37343708
then gets off to beta males orbiting her because she is a little socially awkward and doesn't like going outside

>robot is someone who has no choice but to be rejected by everyone
>femanon is rejected by the majority and appeals to the minority

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>>37342278
lol don't you fuck ever get tired of this LARPing shit?

>>37342621
lol someone photoshopped your face to make it prettier once
(it was still ugly)

hey femanons, what are your opinions on this vid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc

>>37344611
Bye attention whore
Back to your shitboard
>>37344650
So because in your mindset any female instantly has a fragile ego? Also robots appeal to fembots and vice versa
OP ain't a fembot, she would not attention whore if she was.
>>37344566
There's many accounts of this.
Many true fembots are just as if not more self conscious and introverted as their male counterparts, and it probably doesn't help with the fembot inquisition that seems prevalent. I have been accused of being a fembot several times this week alone. Many fembots hide their gender out of fear of being judged the same way underage robots hide their age. Sure there's plenty of shit, but I bet this board is 40 percent women. Just 20 percent are here for the orbiters just like how about a third of underage are here for the memes. I used to be 16 (20 now) and browse /r9k/. Not for memes, and I actively tried to be the underage Stasi and get other underage out, but because I felt a strong connection and empathy for everyone here. Fembots are the same.
I do agree though that OP has a whole Arby's establishment between her thunderthighs though.

>>37342487
>>37342621
lovely

i doubt it's you, you're a dude who got these from /soc/ or something, but the girl is qt with very sexy feet

I'm also a girl, ask me things, I want attention too

>>37344971
What is up with the whole vagina thing?
I mean, really what is going on down there?

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MALES ON THIS BOARD?????

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY FEMBOT BOARD!!!!

>>37344962
>Also robots appeal to fembots
Do you genuinely believe this? You're lying to yourself if you do.
They want alphas just like every other woman. Even if they want "nerdy" guys they usually want him to secretly have a dominant side in bed and stuff.

>>37344981
Oh man, it is weird, it's like having a built in pocket
I like to hide little things up there so I don't have to carry a purse
I still have a flips phone, I can fit that, my id, and my house key in there
I just put them all in a samwich bag first

>>37344997
>Even if they want "nerdy" guys they usually want him to secretly have a dominant side in bed and stuff.
i-ill be dominant for bed if that's what they want, i just need them to be ok with me being shy and boring and pathetic outside bed

>>37345037
You are the perfect gril
If only you were not RPing
>>37344997
Have you ever actually talked to a fembot? Or do you drive them off accusing them of being a Roastie?

>>37345094
I've talked to plenty of them and have also picked this up from lurking their threads for long enough.

>>37345094
>gril
nigga im a guy, i have a penis and everything

i could be a gril for a qt lesbian tho...

>>37345141
Sure you have
No I totally believe you
Totally have

>>37345183
You do realize your anecdotes about fembots hold just as much weight as mine, right?
You argue that we shouldn't assume fembots are normalsluts, but you haven't presented a good reason to think otherwise.

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>>37345155
Well then

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FUCK

>>37344971
here's a question>>37344937

>>37345205
What if I was, theoretically, a fembot, that poses and RPs as a guy because I don't want to be written off and I've been trying to channel my personality to you without you saying it?
Theoretically of course

>>37345243
I'm not really sure what you're trying to prove to me, unless you're a friendless virgin then you're not really in the same boat as the men who browse this board.

>>37345243
be my fembot roleplaying as a guy gf pls pls pls

>>37345229
I don't like Buzzfeed
The text dialogue seems to have been written by people who had very active deviantart accounts in 2007, and stagnated around 2012, but still think they're in touch
If they left out any of the text-based scenes and most of the scenes with the roommates, this would be more painful to watch, more sympathetic to the main character, and better overall
They get their across, so, I guess well done on that
meh/10

>>37345281
Uncomfortable with that, and you don't want that. I'm an INTPT subhuman.
Plus I just act like a guy and would more or less be your best friend that you could fuck.
>>37345270
I have two robot friends
KHV never had a bf.
Chad tried to get into my panties several times and it ended up with me crotch kicking him then kneeing him in the head then running away. Gained the reputation in high school of what many people would say is "the potential shooter"
Just socially a guy but have a tight virgin hole between my legs and some bags on my upper chest.

>>37345432
>I'm an INTPT subhuman.
i don't really follow those personaltiy whatevers so i have no idea what this means

>and would more or less be your best friend that you could fuck.
omg now you're just trying to torture me... and it's working

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>>37345432
Also let's evac this thread. I don't want to be the new narcissistic piece of shit. They are just normalfags that want to justify their position. People like them should be put into a town square and be Deagled like in pic related.

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>>37345546
>verified proof of being a roastie

Jesus take the wheel

>>37345472
Introverted (97%)
Intuition (75%)
Thinking over feeling (75% vs 25%)
Prospective (65%)
Turbulent(depressed/low self esteem ~80%)

>>37342278
what are you favorite type of panties? doesn't have to be ones you own

god i love showering fembots with attention

>>37345566
I'm not Roastie though. I am actively saying I don't want to be the center of attention. I don't want orbiters, I have never had a BF in my entire life, I am a KHV, I was a NEET for a time, I am not here to be a succubus, I avoided saying my gender because I didn't want to seem like a roastie, I am not a special snowflake, My hair is brown and is naturally that color, I want roastie bitches and Chads to be thrown into a gas chamber, I am not an attention seeking person. How am I a Stacy roastie?

>>37345644
That """""fembot""""" OP is a roastie.
You dun fucked up anon. Sage this thread.

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>>37345566
OP and I are not the same at all. See how she plies the robots for attention, and posts tits and all that vapid shit? I am a robot that Happens to be a female. A real fembot. But enough of this, torch the thread and let's piss on its ashes.

>>37345754
Yes this
Flammenwerfer on your command