Squeeze your sibling, verbalize your affection, report conclusion

I love my brother and I hug and kiss him regularly. He hugs and kisses me back every time.

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I wish God could smite all you incestuous faggots

>>37341409
How's it going?

>>37341478
But anon, imaginary friends can't even interact with real people.

>>37341565
>How's it going?
Going pretty good. I have some guy advice to ask, though. For reasons, no vaginal sex with my brother for a few days, does oral get boring for guys?

>>37341785
If i never get bored of regular masturbation then im sure oral doesnt get boring

T. Anon who masturbated consecutively everyday for 6 years

>>37341995
>everyday for 6 years

I'm almost there now and I really think I'm going to beat it. I used to be so filthy I would hide in a store room in the theater room and rub it out during lunch.

>Barely gotten out of bed today
>Mom bought me food
>Have to deal with another day or this
I almost want to have work tomorrow, just to do something
>>37341995
For fucks sake anon that's madness

>>37342453
>mom bought me food
>problem

pick one

>>37342453
Are you complaining about mom bringing you food or 'having to stay' in bed for another day?

>For fucks sake anon that's madness
What? Guys fapping at least twice a day, every day is pretty normal.

>>37341409
how old. I want to masturbate to this

>>37342581
>>37342607
Shit I'm stupid, I wasn't complaining about her buying me food, just mentioning it
Sorry I'm and idiot
Also
>every day is pretty normal
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but I'm gonna assume no

>>37342692
Not him but I've been on a 5-7 times a week schedule for about five years now.

>>37342692
>but I'm gonna assume no
Laura plz, constant fapping for men is nothing.

Let's try it out, gentlemen post how many times you masturbate a day/week, ladies ask your brothers how many times they masturbate a day/week and post results.

>>37342783
I meant no, as in you're not being sarcastic, I believe you
>>37342721
Fuck that's a lot

How hard is to learn nip? I want to browse 2chan and leave this shithole

>>37342880
Oh I misunderstood, sorry.
>>37342889
Really hard, plus 2chan is actually a lot worse.

>>37342783
It's not too hard the other way either if you use a shower head instead of your fingers, don't want to get bruised.

He goes daily, we all know towels aren't normally that sticky or crunchy.

>>37342783
It's not too bad if your standards for a good time is low.

>>37342783
Every day.
>>37342889
Don't they have an IP block for gaijins? Just go to /jp/ for there moonrunes thread.
Also
futubua > 2ch

>>37343030
>Every day.
>When he has a sister-wife.
Don't make me enter the screen so I can punch you.

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>>37343143
Go ahead. Hit me. I've been going at this for far longer than I've been in a relationship with her, and I'm not going to stop. Were you implying I'm alone when it happens?

>>37343282
Wait, but even if she's right there when you do it, why not just stick it in her mouth, pussy and/or ass?

>>37343356
I think I've said this before, but we just like to throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks. Sometimes mutual masturbation is fun, and sometimes other stuff is more fun than that. I can't explain why besides that we just feel like doing what we wanna do.

>>37343477
Oh well, guess winging it is also a nice way to figure out what you like and dislike. Kinda forgot you were both virgins.

Guten Morgen thread, did y'all sleep well ?

I fap from 5-7 times a week, sometimes more

>>37343759
>virgins
Not for a while now. But yeah, it's a nice way. Bumping heads figuring it out between the two of us is something that I never knew would be so much fun.
>>37343926
I'm about to go to sleep after working on a doodle for too long. Hope you have a great day, Slav.

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Giving the best thread the ol bumperino
(in an original fashion)

>>37344173
That reaction image is oddly familiar...

>>37343967
>Not for a while now
I meant as in when this all started, so you never had the chance to figure that stuff with other people.

>>37342060
>>37342453
Its pretty easy for me cause i have a good work ethic, a lot of my friends call me a very consistent person

Xd

>>37342060
Jesus I just read this
I can't masturbate anywhere but home
>>37344615
Yea I guess consistent is the word for you

>>37344827
It's called dependency and addiction. Also just having a bunch of problems in general.

>>37344966
Is she floating in like really cold chicken broth or something?

>tfw haven't seen my family in 9 years

This sucks!!

>>37342783
Probably like 3-6 times a week but that's gauged from how often I found his tissues in the bathroom bin or heard him enter and leave quickly

>>37345712
>but that's gauged from how often I found his tissues
d-did you check often?
did you use them?

Is there a way to tell if someone has used your panties in a less than savory way?

>no matter how much fanfic I write about having an imouto it will never come true
how do I deal with this feel, robots?

>>37346284
Depends if they're used before or after they're washed but I assume they're used before they're cleaned which would make it difficult to tell. Have you tried looking for any abnormal crustiness or marks?

Maybe you should ask him.

>>37343967
Too late but good night bear, and thanks

>>37344827
Such a lewd smol girl but can only masturbate at home

>>37342783
Tbh i fap about once a week...and when the MOOD hits me...i can fap 3-4 times it usually last about a day...male (male)

>>37346308
Lots of drinking.

Morning thread. How's everyone on this absurdly hot Monday?
Also my sleepy brain read "consecutively every day for 6 days" and I thought "why's everyone freaking out, that's not so bad".
But six years is quite an achievement. Never got sick or something?
Also
>masturbating outside your own home
Shiggity diggity anon
School bathroom during lunch break. Forgive me Padre

>>37346030
Only did it intentionally a few times, it's just easy to tell since he rolls them up way too neatly for anything else.
No comment

>>37341256
My sibling is married and hundreds of miles away.
I miss her.

>>37348374
I'm doing okay, weather isn't too bad and I had a good night's sleep for once.
The risk behind doing that stuff in public makes it so much more satisfying, doesn't it

>>37348466
I'm glad to hear that. I'm not exactly a healthy sleeper either but I feel surprisingly okay today.
Right? I get way nervous about it though but the excitement is amazing.

>>37348398
Give her a text or call her and tell her you love her as a sibling.

>>37348377
>did it intentionally
>spoiler
You should tell him how much you enjoyed sniffing his jizz while rubbing off. Guaranteed sex.

>>37348504
The nervousness is what does it for me, I used to go commando under skirts and dresses all the time just because of that rushing feeling
>>37348510
Yeah, just sniffing. Stay innocent anon.

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>Go up to both of my sisters
>don't know my own strength
>hug them to the point that it hurts
>they gasp for air
>I loosen up and tell them both that I love them and that they can always come to me for anything at all
>They start hugging back and tell me the same thing
>leave room
>go to kitchen and make myself a sandwich
>start eating sandwich
>sisters go to kitchen and both take a bite out of my sandwich before they go to the fridge
>I throw a casual kiss at them
>they throw one back
>I come back to my room
>take my shorts off and stay in my undies
>curl back up in bed
>take my phone
>come back to this thread
>post results
>wait for replies while skimming through other threads and watching YouTube videos.

>>37348578
>sisters go to kitchen and both take a bite out of my sandwich before they go to the fridge

What complete cunts

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>>37348573
That and the airiness. Feels good. I should wear dresses more often.
Also this reminded me that we have very interestingly positioned water jets in the pool.

>>37348578
You did good anon.
But maybe don't kick your sisters too hard
Also taking a bite from your siblings sandwich ought to be punishable by whipping.

>>37348510
I do tell her I love her.

I still miss her. She was my only friend.

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>>37348601
>not indirectly kissing both of your sisters at the same time

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>>37348573
>implying you did more than just sniff
That's lewd.
Describe what you did

>>37348578
>they can always come to me for anything at all
>sisters go to kitchen and both take a bite out of my sandwich
You can tell where their priorities lie

All I give this world is love

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>>37348601
tried holding myself back from telling them off about it at the moment. I actually really hate when they do that shit. They always take some of my food.

>tfw my sister has become a weaboo

so proud desu

>>37348714
Before you know it she'll be going to cons and getting gangbanged.

>>37348627
>not just subtly doing it in class
Where are your priorities

>>37348578
Treasure them always but don't allow them to take advantage of your sandwich again.
>>37348638
Unravel the tissue then lick it or rub myself with it. I'm not proud and felt disgusting afterwards, I only did it when I got especially desperate.

>>37348723
And saying "I have infected another one" before dashing out of the bathroom after getting fucked.

>>37348723
Were going to Comicon together later this year, she will not be getting gangbanged on my watch

>>37348714
Excellent job.
I'm kinda trying to get my sister into some weeb stuff too. We watched Eva the other week and going to watch some Ikuhara stuff, or maybe Satoshi Kon movies.

>>37348731
>subtly
There's my problem.
I used to put a thick marker/pen under my skirt and rub myself against it during class. Feels good but I've never gotten off from it.

>>37348745
>and felt disgusting afterwards
That's only because it wasn't fresh. Tell him instead of using tissues he can come to you.

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>>37348745
>licking your brother's cold dead semen instead of asking for it fresh from the oven
What other kinds of lewd things did you do?
>>37348748
Make sure by doing the banging yourself.

Morning there Austria, the Monday is hell, drank 1,5 liters of water and I'm still suffering from a headache, also substitute classes killed my whole week but otherwise it's kinda desu

>>37348578
Protect thee sandwich, it is thy holy food, none other should touch thy legendary dream sandwich

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>>37348745
I'll do my best to preserve my sandwich desu. And they're my little angels (even though they're both older than me) so I'll forever treasure them. desu they're actually the only thing I can actually be happy about at all and the moment they move out will be the most depressing of my life.

>>37348792
Keep drinking water, stay out of the sun, don't exercise too much and maybe take some acetaminophen to take the edge off. It'll be better soon.

>>37348794
>not moving out to move in with your nee-sans

>>37348745
I hope you're a girl cause if my brother did this is beat him so hard he would look like his fave gained 50lbs of fat.

>>37348764
>that spoiler
Dream of sexually confused brothers everywhere.

>>37348843
You don't have to let your dreams be dreams.

>>37348860
It's 5 years too late to act on that.
Now I just drink vodka until I think it's real for a minute.

>>37348834
Already took that, still in school and I'm trying to stay out of the sun and running away from any source of heat
I can't stand any heat, at +35I'm near fainting. I love cold tho, I can be only in muh sweatpants and hoodie in -20 without any problem summer is basically hell to me

>>37348895
5 years too late, you say? Why?

>>37348902
Because 5 years ago she wasn't taken and I wasn't an alcoholic.

Not that she would have ever came to me like in my Japanese anime.

>B-baka onii-san!
>You don't have to use those tissues
>Y-you could just use me
>But don't think I like you or anything!
>Greentext

>>37348963
Did you expect her to do all the work? Ah well, at least people can learn from the mistakes of others.

>>37348992
>Did you expect her to do all the work?
Didn't know what I wanted until it was gone.

Take that shit to the bank Anon.

>>37348753
Have you ever just grinded on the chair out of desperation even though it wasn't at all pleasurable and just made it worse? Happened too many times.
>>37348764
He rejected me.
>>37348772
>other kinds of lewd things
Uh I rubbed myself with his boxers and put them in the clean pile so he'd wear them and also sniffed a dirty pair and/or wore one of his smelly shirts while flicking.

Normal stuff really, I shouldn't do it anymore.

>>37349023
Giving up on love so easily, are we?

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>>37348834
they've both said that when they do eventually move out it'd be separately so I really wouldn't know which one to go with since I love them both equally.
>feelsbadman.jpeg

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>>37349023
What kinds of fantasies did you have about him while masturbating? Could you be lewder than Laura?

>>37349037
>raping your siblings

>>37349089
>raping your siblings
>raping
I think you mean tenderly loving

>>37349023
>spoiler
Freaking constantly. From 14-16 or so I was so freaking coiled and frustrated I rubbed myself on things like a cat in heat, without it ever helping much.

>>37349072
That's tough. But be sure to visit them all the time!

All abroad the bump train, we leaving the page 7 station in a few minutes and will arrive at page one

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>>37349883
Choo choo.
But yeah I'm guessing the Americans are still asleep. Quick, post superior European memes.

>>37350113
This Amerikaner has not even gone to bed yet.

>>37350163
>not going to bed before 9am
Doesn't the birdsong just make you want to kill everything feathery? If I go to sleep past 6am I might as well not bother with all the chirping.

>>37350197
I work nights so I deal. I've foil over my windows and keep a fan running for the white noise.

The cunting dogs barking is much worse than birds anyhow.

>>37350197
Earplugs and one of those sleeping eye mask things are a wonder for a daysleeping trashfire such as myself.

>>37350212
Ah okay, that's fair.
>dogs barking
Tell me about it, our dog goes all death-before-dishonour every day.

>>37350214
That's not a bad idea. I got a sleeping mask but I can't really sleep with earplugs, just feels weird.

>>37350231
>I can't really sleep with earplugs, just feels weird.
I can't sleep with regular earplugs either but I got ones that are specifically for sleeping and they have been working like a charm. Alpine SleepSoft's are what I have.

>>37342783
1-2 times a day usually thell be 2 days were i dont which assa up to 10 times a week

>>37350378
Yeah? I'll google those, thanks anon.
>tfw dying of heat at the pool
>reading fanfiction that suddenly turns smutty
>dying of even more heat
Fug

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>>37350414
>suddenly turns smutty
You knew what you were getting into

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>>37350489
Well, yeah. But I'm still surprised how quickly some authors go from "romantic love and cuddling" to "curling two fingers inside Anna".

>>37350547
So it would be better if it was "romantically and lovingly curling two fingers inside Anna"?

>>37350547
I don't suppose you could link the fanfic?
I need it for science.
By science I mean masturbation.

>>37350559
No, don't get me wrong, I love smut. I just usually like some build-up. But this one is pretty good.

>>37350569
https://fanfiction.net/s/10149159/1/The-Lies-We-Tell-Ourselves
Knock yourself out anon. Basically every chapter has some smut but it gets sorta emotional too along the way.

>>37350606
Thanks much my friendo.

>>37350606
I'll never get the appeal of fan fiction.

>>37350673
Sure buddy.

>>37350699
What's not to get? You like some novel or movie or TV show and someone writes interesting stories about your favorite characters, so you have more material involving them than just the original source.

>>37350720
I mean, how much of it is not absolute shit?

>>37350733
Like 10% if you're lucky. Just as with movies or anime or whatever really. You only go for those 10% and that's still a fuckton of stuff to read in most bigger fandoms. Some Elsanna fics are novel-length, and really good. Even if you don't care much for Frozen.

>>37350489
>american wines are better
Are burgerfats honestly this delusional?

>>37341256
I'm new to these threads but that op pic baited me.
Used to ignore these threads.

Anyone have ss about real incest stories (with imouto)

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>>37351108
>/ss/
>with imouto

>>37350792
It's just how to piss people off, doesn't have to be true...

Why is it so frowned upon to have sex with siblings, you shouldnt have child with him/her that's true but beside that I see nothing wrong with it, yet it seems to be a huge no no

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>>37351282
The short answer is because normalfags have shit taste.

>>37351397
This.

If the feelings are mutual do what you want and fuck everyone else.

Not literally fuck them. There's only one person you should be fucking at that point.

>>37351610
But what if you have more than 1 sister?

>>37351797
I mean, if it's mutual between all parties I guess that's fine too. I think at the point you're romancing / fucking both your sisters though you should start playing the lotto, because you're too goddamn lucky to live.

>>37351847
>both
I didn't say 2.

>>37351872
We're getting farther and farther into the realm of hentai now.

>>37351889
It's not like people can't have 2+ siblings.

>>37351904
I'm talking about making a harem out of your sisters. How many sisters are you fucking?

>>37351943
I wasn't talking about a harem, just saying, a big brother is supposed to take care of his little sisters, regardless of how many there are.

>>37351282
I'm no expert but it's probably because it's biologically abnormal and heavily associated with non-consensual forms of incest (i.e the Josef Fritzl case). But as someone living in a fairly liberal country where incest is legal I feel like most people I know wouldn't really care as long as it was consensual - they'd probably even be extra supportive because of the stigma against it.

Also just found out Fritzl was Austrian, didn't know that.

>>37352037
How would you feel if your brother told you he found mutual love with your younger sisters?

>>37352037
Propaganda, Fritzl was Australian, Hitler was German but Beethoven was Austrian.

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>>37348573
>I used to go commando under skirts and dresses all the time
Late to the party but I did this yesterday.
summer dress no panties no bra in public

>>37352408
The day before yesterday I meant

>>37352408
If one thing would make me renounce my penis and become a grill it is this. Fuck me I'd love to do that.

>>37352408
I've never quite had the guts to go commando in public. It's always been an appealing thought but I'm sorta afraid of being caught/noticed.
But walking around at home semi-naked when my parents aren't home is pretty good.

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>>37352531
I only live with my brother so I just go full nude at home on hot days because it's really hot where I live. Feels nice to not have to wait until he leaves anymore though.

commando in public is a bit scary but I can't help but to like it

>>37352119
I'd take it calmly and kill both onii-thieves.
>>37352154
It's too bad your little Austrian empire never fully adopted Napoleon's civil code like all good European countries with legal incest.
>>37352408
A dress and no underwear is part of what makes summer good. You're making me want to do it again now
>>37352531
Definitely try it once, the risk is what makes it so exciting.

>>37352756
>legal incest
Yeah but that shouldn't matter to you anyway

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>>37352706
>>37352756
>all these lewd commando enablers

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>>37352756
You still haven't told us about your lewd fantasies.
>>37352860
Do pic related and post results

>>37352932
Maximum lewd.
Just thinking about doing that makes me blush. I'd at least need a longer dress to go commando.

>>37352932
Nice privilege

my imouto reeee'd at me

she knows about these posts

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>>37342783
i will fap three times before i get out of bed no exception. it's been somewhere along the lines of 10~ times a day (unless doing something out of the ordinary like camping, sleepovers, road trip, have had sex xddddd, visiting family etc) since i was 6. i've been fapping since before i could get erections.

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>>37353200
>10~ times a day
Dude. But thanks for making me feel like less of a nympho.
Don't you get oversensitive or chafe or something?

>>37352408
>>37352706
fapped to the thought of seeing your upskirt thank you titcow

>>37342783
>tfw feels almost nothing when I fap since I hit 28
>still fap every night out of habit or else I can't sleep
feels pretty bad

>>37353232
when chafing sets in i just do a massage method instead.

idk i just power through the oversensitive sessions. take like a 20 second break and use the time to load some fucked up tabs.

>>37353282
Do you have no fetishes? I find that stuff I like always manages to give me a boner when everything else fails.

>>37353347
Fair enough. Are you actually that horny constantly or is it more just a fun way to kill time? For me it's always been a mix but obviously I don't have much of a refractory period.
Sidenote, I think I've learned more about male sexuality on 4chan than anywhere else. Huh.

>>37353200
that's absolutely mental. Do you not need a cooldown period? how long does it take for you to get hard again?

>>37353389
that horny all the time. it's not uncontrollable there are days or two that i go without fapping at all due to circumstance (which i think should say a lot about my situation? not sure) and it doesn't effect my day much but mostly now it's routine. if i don't fap for a few days i'll have trouble getting to sleep. alotta sexy people on earth.

>>37353350
I have no trouble getting a boner, even if it sometimes go soft when I don't find any worthy material for a little while or when internet decide to stop working, but the pleasure isnt there

>>37352756
Do it, you know you like it
>>37352932
Also yeah why not lewd fantasy posting
>>37353245
y-you're welcome I guess

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>>37353482
>have trouble getting to sleep
Can relate. It's basically impossible.
I mean I can go without it no problem for a few days (and often do, thanks period) but I would really prefer not to. Because, y'know, why would I. I like orgasms.

>>37353436
on rainy stay-in days it gets nasty. ending up on old flash porn games from my childhood raking up bigger numbers than ten. i have a life now so it occurs much less but it does still happen.

i don't stop if i go soft, but it's common that i'll be hard again by the time i'm gonna cum. in that same vein i don't have a cooldown. i mean sometimes i stop and go meh but when you find really tasteful erotic shit you don't wanna stop.

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>>37353547
sexuality and shit is fun and amazing but more often than not it's an annoyance and a problem. fuck needs sometimes... until i have those needs. then fuck yeah, needs.

>>37352830
Thanks.
>>37352932
>>37353515
There's a few but the recurring fantasy was being his stay-at-home girlfriend locked up in his apartment. I'd take care of household chores and never clean my private parts after he uses me at least three times a day so that I'd always smell of him and have his gunk down there to remind me I'm his when he lets me go out in public.

The idea of being claimed like that is probably my biggest fetish but I'd never want it in reality, like I've also thought about period sex and being peed inside but that's actually pretty disgusting to consider when I'm not in the moment.

>>37353571
Tell me about it, I've pretty much exhausted everything I'm interested in.

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>>37353632
>spoiler
W E W

>>37353623
Sexuality is definitely fun. It's never been much of an annoyance for me. I mean, of course it gets frustrating if you're all tingly in public and can't do anything about it but that's never for long and the anticipation just makes it better.

>>37353632
Am I weird for thinking that's adorable? Like being so trusting and depending so much on your lover and being marked as his, it's cute.

>>37353633
make your own. even if you suck at every artistic medium in existence. it's good to be creative now and then anyway.

>>37353719
Make my own what?

>>37353547
>I would really prefer not to

You're smarter than that, come on

>>37353632
That's pretty lewd. You should tell your brother you like period sex next time you're menstruating.

>>37353742
Smart enough to deny myself pleasure? Or what do you mean?

>>37353732
> everything I'm interested in.

>>37353702
suppose it's different when you can just pretend your arousal doesn't exist, but i assumed it'd be uncomfortable or at least somewhat tedious having to deal with.

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>>37353702
>being a cumdumpster is adorable and cute
Lesbians are weird

>>37353766
smart enough to not turn your brain to mush, and also appreciate being unconscious. You have dreamless nights right? because dreamless, restful sleep is one of the best things in life. And maybe what you're dealing with is not so much insomnia as much as it is being addicted to porn and posting on 4chan nonstop for 19+ hours

>>37353795
Oh, I can never pretend it's just not there, but I can try and focus on something else and distract myself for a time at least.
Sitting through class in soaked panties can definitely get uncomfortable though.

>>37353821
I meant more the "being protected and controlled" aspect, but I guess you're right.

>>37353836
Yeah, I rarely dream.
I don't really watch a lot of porn, though.

>>37353836
think you skipped a few steps there bud.

>>37353821
i mean if you're looking at it objectively some people think dogs marking their territory is cute too

>>37353855
i mean, an erection is undeniably visible unless you're halfway buried into a watermelon or something.

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>>37341256
>Be me
>See this thread
>Go squeeze qt.314 sister
>"I feel affection toward you sibling"
>Suddenly realise I'm holding my sisters naked breasts
>she's in the shower
>totally freaks out. Runs and tells parents.
>Dad says I have an hour to move out or he's calling the cops
>Mom says I'm dead to this family now
>Sister won't stop crying

It's didn't go well guys.

>>37353898
>cut your losses and fuck all three of them.

>>37353890
Oh, being visible, I thought you meant the feeling itself. I mean, there's signs for girls obviously but nothing quite as crass as your pants pointing at people I guess.
>halfway buried into a watermelon
That can't be a thing surely.

>>37353898
Anon, you're supposed to hug her first.

>>37353855
>I don't really watch a lot of porn, though.

Whatever, Erotica and fan art. Point is, irremediable insomnia is a meme. Some people just don't realize that they are their brain

>>37353898
Is it just me or is this sort of stuff way too common?

>>37353890
>think you skipped a few steps there bud

What do you mean? Can't you be bothered to type more than once sentence and actually substantiate what you're saying?

>>37353702
I wouldn't describe it as cute but there is a romantic side to it.
>>37353746
That's tomorrow but I'm definitely not going to do that
>>37353855
>spoiler
I know that feel. Sister?
>>37353898
Go for the naivety route

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>>37353953
I'm quite aware of that - and really my insomnia isn't that much of a problem, I get along fine with 5 hours of sleep.

>>37354010
>I know that feel
I mean, doesn't everyone occasionally, right.
>Sister?
Are you sure about that, you know how I feel about my sister.

>>37354010
>I'm definitely not going to do that
You'll never gonna get him to fall in love with you like that

>>37354010
Tell him you're on your period tomorrow and would like a massage. Post results.
>I know that feel
How often do you masturbate per week? That goes for Austria >>37354076 too.

>>37354002
that is too much effort for a conversation like this

>>37353947
you do crazy things to impress the people you like. i haven't yet, but who knows tomorrow is another day.

>tfw you're probably the most vanilla itt
>tfw you're probably also the most lewd fembot irl itt

>>37354094
>How often do you masturbate?
Varies quite a bit with my cycle. Not at all during my period usually, but pre-period horniness can easily go into the double digits, especially if I've had some especially hot lewding earlier or stuff like that.
On a normal day, I'd say something like four, five times I guess? It depends a lot on how I'm feeling (migraines aren't very helpful) and how much privacy I got.

>>37354127
>you do crazy things to impress the people you like
A-are we still talking about watermelons?

>>37354184
Quasi-virgins are sexually frustrated, horny as hell and ready to burst constantly. More news at 11.

>>37354184
There's nothing wrong with liking handholding

>>37354209
What?! Why would she be into that sick shit, she just said she was vanilla, not Caligula

>>37354184
>GUYS GUYS GUYS QUIT TALKING ABOUT YOU AND START TALKING ABOUT ME

>>37354277
ok

>>37354184
what's your favorite color and food with that color?

>>37354076
>Are you sure about that, you know how I feel about my sister
Hey now I'm not trying to get between you two. You know I wouldn't mind.
>>37354094
If I'm not on my period probably up to 3-4 times, I think I have a high libido in general.
>>37354184
Vanilla thoughts are the best thoughts.

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>>37354184
>probably the most vanilla itt
Vanilla is good, I like vanilla.

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>>37354204
>Quasi-virgins are sexually frustrated, horny as hell and ready to burst constantly
I lol'd at this
>>37354372
I like yellow and I don't know, uhh, lemons are yellow and I like lemon flavored things?>>37354209
>>37354428
>>37354480
Vanilla is best
>>37354277
thanks for the (You)

>>37354428
I'm very glad there's another gal here who enjoys regular solo love.
>You know I wouldn't mind
Guys I take it back, can I make Ella gay instead of Laura? I think she's more receptive.

>>37354526
>I lol'd at this
Well it's true.

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>>37354428
Do you hold hands with your brother while you're in school? You should try it if you don't.

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>>37354548
Imoutos must hold their aniki's hands at all times

>>37354574
hey slow down, that pic is dangerously adorable. You should have spoilered it and gave a warning

>>37354541
>can I make Ella gay instead of Laura
>>37325184

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>>37354480
Vanilla is good, but Sherbet or Matcha is even better.
<3

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>>37354626
Pistachio is top tier too.

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>>37354541
Haha I don't think I'd need much conversion at this point. I have a folder for that.
>>37354548
I did a few times before I told him everything. It would just make things awkward now.

but seriously if any of you play osrs and want to sit around while i train ranged i would love your company

>>37354625
I take that as a Yes.

>>37354626
>>37354678
Random question, is it true that Americans don't have stracciatella ice cream?

>>37354682
You don't seem to need much convincing yes. Good girl.
Also I really regret having never lewded in my school's uniform. I hated them in school whenever we had to wear them but looking back I feel like I missed out.

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>>37354678
I'm a pleb that can only enjoy cookies and cream.

>>37354682
You should try dating a girl to get over your brother.

>>37354717
or maybe want to make an account so im not lonely

Anyone ever ridden on the outside of a train? It's pretty nice

>>37354750
>Random question, is it true that Americans don't have stracciatella ice cream?
I wouldn't know, we have it in Bongistan though.

>>37354845
Is it as nice as ruining a perfectly good thing and casually talking about trains afterwards? Why are you still here?

>>37354750
we usually just go to a local place that makes "high quality custard cream made on location"

It's pretty good I guess

>>37354845
>GUYS GUYS GUYS STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU OR KISSY TALK ABOUT ME INSTEAD

>>37354845
Anyone here ever ruined a relationship? It's pretty nice.

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>>37354750
>Good girl
Stop
Never had to wear a school uniform here, I'd actually have preferred it since it would've made going commando even more exciting because it's "wrong".
>>37354816
I don't think I'll ever get over him. I wouldn't want to put a burden like that on anyone.
>>37354717
>>37354834
I'm sorry anon I haven't played Runescape since 2008, it's lost a charm that even old school can't replace.

>>37355097
I'm having a good amount of fun... :(

>>37355097
>I don't think I'll ever get over him
Only thing left to do is become a nun.

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>>37354602
Here's more unspoilered adorable posting
>>37354626
>>37354678
>>37354815
Vanilla is still best
>>37354750
>is it true that Americans don't have stracciatella ice cream?
False. It's probably not too common though.
>>37354988
I'm sure he appreciates the (You)

>>37355097
>I don't think I'll ever get over him
It wouldn't hurt to try.

>>37355194
What do you think she's been doing?

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>>37355163
iM sUre He ApPreCiATes tHe yoU

>>37355208
I meant trying a relationship and seeing how it goes like Laura did.

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>>37354910
>>37354956
Yeah, I know that much. I was just talking to some American guy and he didn't know what I meant so I figure maybe it goes under another name.
"high quality custard cream" sounds nice though.

>>37355097
>Stop
No
Yeah we only had to wear them to special occasions (Easter Mass, Morning Mass on Sunday etc) but they were knee-long scratchy skirts and a boring blue blouse.
Would definitely have been fun going commando.

What is the most criminally underrated incest pairing and why is it mother/daughter

>>37355221
It'll go the same way Laura's did.

>>37355231
ive always enjoyed myself a bit of mother-daughter if im going to be honest

>>37354815
And you normally have such good taste Beargguy, for shame!
>>37355163
>Vanilla is still best
You're an ice-cream plebian Kissy
>>37355215
Nice Facebook meme, kill yourself tbqh fampai

>>37355265
>tfw you will never date a girl and convince her to have a threesome with her mom
>tfw you will never play matchmaker and get them into a relationship with each other while you fuck them both
Why can't life just conform to my fantasies?

>>37355215
kill yourself unironically, even if this is bait

>>37355231
>>37355265
I can see why people like it, I guess, but with how my own mom is the very thought kill my libido for hours.

>>37355231
It's obviously aunt/nephew.

Just imagine it. A mother's son is fucking her sister

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>>37355215
Shad is the man.

>>37355318
I don't know what's so bad about cookies and cream. My sister likes mint chocolate chip. I'm guessing that's shit too?
>>37355163
I won't argue that vanilla isn't great.

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>>37355441
>I won't argue that vanilla isn't great

>>37355398
My mom is probably the only person in my family that I would have sex with honestly. Early childhood abandonment issues, unnecessary levels of gratification when she realized she was doing a bad job when I was about 10, a little bit of affluenza. It can make you a little crazy.

>>37355441
>I don't know what's so bad about cookies and cream
Cookie dough is one million times better. Also, mint choc chip is pretty good actually.

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>>37355194
Maybe.
>>37355227
I'll post lewder images if you don't stop
>>37355231
I never got the appeal of momcest, I get the attraction from the caring and nurturing aspect but the physical attraction is completely foreign, she's old and loose.

>>37355474
Wait, I worded that wrong. I meant that is great.. I think.
>>37355508
I'll admit copies dough is great because of that but of saltiness I've tasted, but I'm just a sucker for the sweetness that is cookies and cream. I'm not even into that much sort stuff, but I'll never turn it down. Cool the know my sister beats me in tastes though. Never changes.
>>37355527
Keep posting them, regardless if she stops or not.

>>37355666
Ha, nice backpedaling Satan, you can't fool anyone.

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>>37355503
Are you a guy? I know the mommy issue/Oedipus thing is almost as much of a cliche as daddy issues. But yeah I get the caring/nurturing thing I guess, my mom is just a homophobic old hag so y'know.

>>37355527
>I'll post lewder images if you don't stop
If that's your way of discouraging me, you better step up your game. Not that I really think you want me to stop, because I'm sure you're enjoying this.
pic related, how sisters should be
Also I've finished The Lies We Tell Ourselves, pretty gud smutfic desu

>>37355666
>I'll admit copies dough is great
>phoneposting
Not even once
>Keep posting them, regardless if she stops or not.
I agree

>>37355714
No I'm not, I just had a really bad time from ages 5-17.

>>37355727
>phoneposting
Yee.. a combination of a stupid phone and the cold temperature of the office is leading to mistakes today.
>>37355694
Hey, I'm Satan for once today. I mean it though.

>>37354717
osrs is the worst game for a lonely person. I remember the exact moment I lost my will to live and it was while I was training agility.

Far too monotonous, gives too much time to let the loneliness sink in and because it's so brainless, your mind is left to wonder what you're doing and how miserably pointless it all is.

>>37355859
It's almost like you're describing life.

>>37355231
brother x brother pairing is underrated and cute

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>>37355714
>I'm sure you're enjoying this.
Likewise
>>37355666
>>37355727
I didn't hear you say "please"
>>37355859
Pretty much every time I played Runescape was with my brother when we were kids. I tried playing it again like a year ago and it really is boring alone.

>>37355859
>>37355922
It's not too bad if you're used to being alone

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Ice cream, best to worst
>Cookie dough
>Cookies and cream
>Fudge
>Vanilla
>Chocolate
>Literal shit
>Rocky road
>Anything not mentioned

enjoy this list of countries that kicked out Jews with dates

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>>37355905
I want fujoshis to leave. Mom/daughter is way cuter.
>going out clothes shopping with your mom
>taking her to the dressing rooms and fingering her as she tries to keep her voice down
>afterwards going to get pedicures together while holding hands
Then again this works with sisters as well.

>>37355922
>Pretty much every time I played Runescape was with my brother when we were kids
That's how I got started with it too way back when. My entire school went nuts for it, so much so that the website was banned from school computers, but it was fun as hell as a child and with friends. Too bad I ain't got any of those anymore

>>37355973
None of those countries did anything wrong.

>>37355997
Unlike the jews.

>>37355922
>I didn't hear you say "please"
Getting a little dominant huh?

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>>37356019
Forgot to add a pic
I really should stop letting myself go

>>37356019
Well, I'm not going to pretend that I haven't same fagged before. I'll say it for you, whoops.

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>>37355922
Well, I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it. And I'm no liar.
Also I never played Runescape, is it (still) worth playing?

>>37355973
Good taste Laura.

>>37355986
All love is beautiful anon.
But yeah brother x brother is worst pairing.

>>37356068
I didn't really play it at all before getting into it now. I tried the current game and it was a big mess and too much like guildwars so I tried osrs and I've really enjoyed it.

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>>37356019
>>37356030
Oh dear, that was a bit silly wasn't it?

>>37356068
>But yeah brother x brother is worst pairing.

how could it be worse than father/son?

>>37356117
Yeah it was pretty good. I've been rping for a good long time and from my experience he first rule of rping is always check your trip.

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>>37356056
>>37356117
Believe it or not I actually did intend to reply to myself
>>37356068
I really have no idea, I haven't played properly in a long time

>>37355973
I'm conflicted with your list. On one hand, you're cool for putting cookies and cream that high. On the other, you're saying my sister eats something worse than shit.
>>37355992
My only memory of the game is when I got rainbow booties. Still fun.

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>>37355973
>Chocolate that low

>>37356157
>Believe it or not I actually did intend to reply to myself

Good save, idiot

>>37355997
Never said they did
>>37356068
I know
all this les posting...maybe I'll watch a les video out of curiosity

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>>37356157
If you're going to post Madoka yuri at least post a pairing that isn't bad.

>>37356157
It was obviously the old "I'll reply to myself to try and start a conversation about a point I'm trying to make" technique. But I mean say what you want I guess.

You don't really flirt with yourself with your trip on, it's kinda weird.

>>37356184
>Never said they did
/pol/ Laura is back lads

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>>37356105
Alright, thank you.

>>37356184
You should definitely do that, Laura. Just to see what's it like. No harm.

>>37356186
Sayaka is best meduca.

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>>37356179
>>37356192
I was intentionally replying to myself to reflect on what I said but sure

>>37356179
Maybe she meant it to point ot something she noticed in her old post. You know, like she realized that she came off a bit dominant or something.

>>37355973
finally two things I can masturbate to

>>37356245
hahaha oh Beargguy, being a softie again and also dense

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>>37356245
This is what I tried to say yeah, I realize it's coming off as samefaggy especially without the picture added

>>37356241
>>37356245
>>37356309
Alright, alright. That's DEFINITELY what was going on.

>>37356305
I'm not a softie. I'm macho. I don't know if I should argue about the dense part or not.
>>37356309
>pantyhose
I really like you, Ella. I hope you know that. But god, looking at these colors makes me want think improve so badly.

>>37356309
>tights and yuri
Oh boy, this is good.

>>37356159
Not my fault she eats shitty ice cream
>>37356176
>Liking chocolate
Do you buy it for your wife's son Tyrell?
>>37356218
Never left
>>37356227
I probably won't, thinking about it, just out of spite
I'll probably find some ss or loli soon
>>37356274
It's good material

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>>37356385
So you're saying you've never been to those threads where people dump pictures and reply to themselves with short sentences?

>>37356415
>not liking chocolate
I don't think I've ever seen taste this bad.

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>>37356415
You should fap to loli yuri then. Here's a good one. https://exhentai.org/g/606727/fc3fbd37e6/

>>37356423
No reason to keep going, you've already convinced me.

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>>37356415
>Do you buy it for your wife's son Tyrell?
Holy shit Laura, my sides

>>37356415
It's not my fault that you make shitty lists. Frick off and watch your lesbo porn.

>>37356400
>I'm not a softie. I'm macho.

I guffawed

>>37356400
Improve it then, Bearg.
Don't think I've forgotten about your surprise, I'm still excited about whatever it is.

>>37356415
>just out of spite
>missing out on great porn just to pretend you don't like shlicking to gay stuff
Please don't do this to yourself.
https://exhentai.org/g/664363/19f35c545c/

>>37356450
I like chocolate, but most things are better
>>37356524
>frick off
Watch your mouth
>>37356570
>>37356491
Its just sad pandas for me

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>>37356641
>Its just sad pandas for me

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>>37356526
Is it really that much of a stretch?
>>37356570
Oohoh, you'll get what's coming to you.
>>37356641
>just sad pandas
hehehehehehehehehehe

>>37356641
Google "how to sand get past sad panda exhentai" or some variation. It's a doujin site.

>>37356675
>Is it really that much of a stretch?

I mean yeah. You're king softie of these threads, it's part of the reason the girls love you so much

>>37356641
That was probably just a typo. He meant to tell you to flick off. Which you should. To qt girls.
>sadpandas
C'mon Laura.
There's even a Chrome extension for it now. And apps. EHViewer even syncs across devices, it's comfy af.

>>37356675
Well I'll be waiting eagerly.

>>37356641
>but most things are better
Like what?

>>37356726
>>37356690
>>37356675
>>37356667
SORRY IM NOT A DEGENERATE AND GET ALL MY HENTAI FROM THIS SITE
>>37356710
Yea but he's an adorable softie

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>>37356764
You should definitely go to sadpanda though, all the good stuff is there.
Really, we're not gonna acknowledge my "flick off" pun? I see how it is.

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>>37356710
>reason the girls love you so much
I thought it was because of my model kits.
>>37356726
I'll accept both flick and frick.
>>37356764
>Hentai
What kind of person do you think I am? It's my main site for cute non H doujins. You're too nice

>>37356802
I didn't get it until now
>>37356822
Don't act like you don't watch hentai
Alright, I'm gonna go masturbate repeatedly to drown my sorrows and hope my mom doesn't notice

>>37356875
We all love you Laura
Now beat that panda, I know you can do it!

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>>37356875
Literally the best way to drown sorrows, 10/10 doctors recommend diddling yourself into ecstasy/exhaustion. Enjoy yourself.

>>37356875
>and hope my mom doesn't notice
Or just moan "daddy" over and over in hopes that she does

>>37341256
I don't live with my brother, and even if I did I wouldn't hug him since we're both stoic as fuck

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>>37356802
I've never been to exhentai either, this place has enough romantic/platonic stuff
>>37356875
Good luck

>>37356953
>spoiler
Holy shit, lewd!

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of girlballs before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of testicles on my croch, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my cock is super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my dick too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram it in something! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better s-s-s-suck it up RIGHT NOW!

>>37356875
If you notice that you may be forming an addiction start using the shower head more. You really don't want your vagina to be bruised from overuse.

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>>37357024
>ragin' 'rection
>mfw

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>>37357024
Is this about a shemale, newhalf or futanari?
This is important.

>>37356972
>tfw my current crush is a cigarette blonde with punk and heroine chic style

that makes me sploosh

Did Austria bring her friends from /u/ or what? cause this is now lesbian general not that I'm complaining

>>37357935
>implying I'd have friends to bring
I'm definitely not complaining either though.

>>37357960
although I got that impression just from the one post above mine

cause I was surprised to see a lesbian who was not tripping

>>37357935
I've just never had a preference either way. A cool chapstick gets me going just like a musician in a pair of jeans.

>>37358031
In other words while watching pirates of the caribbean both Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom make things a little warm down under

>>37358003
Well, she's got good taste desu.
>surprised to see a lesbian who was not tripping
I mean, I'm sure there's some around, lurking. I'm the only lesbo tripping, far as I know.

So is Ella fake?

>>37358084
Thanks for agreeing on my taste but I have no idea how to pick up girls. Any ideas on how to pick up a lesbian while she gets a smoke break from her job as a bicycle repair woman.

>>37358230
I'm really one to talk, but are you really surprised?

>>37355922
>>37356802
>>37356972

Have no interest in lesbo stuff but I have to save those. They're too good, especially that last one

also Ella, why do you have so much lesbian stuff? Bisexuality is usually just a meme, and I got the impression you were leaning straight

>>37358230
>i totally meant to reply to myself goys
What do you think?
>>37358268
That made me laugh you anonymous poster you.

>>37358294
Darn, my over use of the word "really" must have given it away.

>>37358230
I really like to pretend I believe everyone, but she just made it really hard not to.
Austria = Ella confirmed?
>>37358268
Oh hey Anon, I was just wondering but this was you >>37355503 right? Funny, I remember a few lines like that from a certain story.

>>37358236
I wish I could help you anon, but I've never really picked anyone up. It's more me getting picked up, if anything. I guess just ask her out for coffee and see if there's any attraction? Worst case scenario you're having a coffee break with a hetero.

>>37358275
Most bisexuals are more hetero leaning I always thought, but just collecting cute girls doesn't really make Ella a lesbo. Memes aside she's still more into guys I assume.

>>37358230
I've been looking at the posts and how she responded and I don't think she is, at least I think she did intend to keep her trip with the samefag.

Firstly, the meaning of the post is vague since it didn't start with "you're" or "I'm", which means it could've gone either way. The fact that she replied to it within seconds saying she'd forgotten to upload a picture indicates she at least intended to add a picture. Furthermore she said "I should really stop letting myself go" in the second post, which implies she was getting turned on which would be a reason for flirting with herself and realizing she was being dominant, which, from her earlier posts implying she was generally submissive, would probably be surprising to her.

From the other perspective, the biggest reason for samefagging would be to present a point that she could reply to later, which doesn't necessarily mean she was fake. Austria's reply was about 15 minutes before the post in question, which suggests that maybe Ella (or perhaps whoever is behind that name) wanted to keep posting lewds and samefagged to give herself a reason for dumping more pictures.

I think those are the most likely conclusions, personally I think the former is true and she just made a point about how her attitude changed, this becomes more likely if you add "I'm" to the start of the sentence, "I'm getting a little dominant, huh?" and if she didn't forget to attach the relevant picture. If the latter is true, that doesn't mean her story is fake. So far it's not inconsistent, she's given some detail about her personal life and the progression is expectable. If she suddenly starts posting about how her brother changed his mind I think the obvious conclusion is fake, until that happens she has the benefit of the doubt.

>>37358433
Yeah, I've talked about having some sexual interest in my mother before. My childhood problems, only a little.

>>37358460
I'll start studying on asking out people after I finish this book at my job about body language.