Im going out to watch Guardians of The Galaxy by myself Do

>>37340843
HOLD UP

IS THIS

DARE I SAY

A

MOTHER

FUCKING

JO

JO

REFERENCE?

>>37340843
>wearing any sort of hat
They'll know.

GotG 2 is good btw. It's one of the best Marvel has put out thus far because it fucking tries to do something different. The villain actually has some character to him.

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get rid of the hat
people already know youre a virgin
the hat makes you look like a gay virgin
HOWEVER
you should try to initiate conversation with females you see that ARE ALONE and at the end ask for their phone number

>>37340872
That's what I thought but it's a different kind of hat.

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>>37340872
Yare yare daze


How about this cap?

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>>37340843
You look like the world's worst Fidel Castro impersonator.

a dominican/puerto rican virgin? Wow

>>37340843
It's capeshit so you being a fag is assumed automatically

>>37340892
Yeah Ive been told its great

A bit late for me to go see it but I watched Logan today and it left a bitter taste in my soul

I need something more light-hearted

Maybe if you lost 65 pounds and didn't wear those gay ass hats you wouldn't be a virgin, and I'm being serious.

>>37340900
Girls are spooky though
Im more comfortable around naked men

>>37340843
Get over here and let me rape your fat ass you fthy mexican imma seed your boipucci

>>37340843
>summer time
>leather jacket

>>37340843
lose the hat

>>37341126
and the fat

>>37340972
Ty do I have supervillain potential?>>37340985
Im mexican and obviously Im not a virgin

>>37340843
>by myself

How do you plan on getting past the no singles policy?

>>37341175
and the cat in the hat

>>37340843
You look like a young r r martin. Yo when is winds of winter coming?

>>37340843
I'd never guess you were a virgin with that hat. I'd be surprised if you've taken it up the ass less than 50 times wearing something like that.

>>37340843
>that faggot hat
>being this much of a retarded spic
Forget virgin, you'll look like a dumb ass autist. You'll just stand out. Leave the hat anon.

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>>37341216
>>37340843
Plz don't kill tyrion