>wakes up to blaring machine to remind him of his duties >stumbles

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I don't think wagecucks can bounce back

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Wagies not putting up a fight tonight, must be fast asleep getting a night's rest for Mr. Coinslot. Sleep tight wagies.

>>37340782
wagie here, that one really got my feels.

>>37341161
How are my neetbux doing? I swear if I'm missing even a penny I'll be sure to have a conversation with your superior.

>>37341245
I-I understand sir. Theyre doing fine, I'm even working overtime to pay every last cent to you.

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>>37341289
Good, good. I'll be sure to pick up my check after my haircut. I DON"T like to be kept waiting.

>using an alarm
>not getting up whenever you want and going to work then
>being relucant to do something you enjoy
>wearing a uniform instead of shorts, sandals, and a t-shirt
>drinking coffee instead of tea
>joke around with supervisor
>get raises based on performance not attendance
>drive new truck
>do have a cube, but anymore spend most of my time in meetings telling other people what to do in their cubes
>make 20k less a year than my boss, but being fast-tracked as his replacement so he can retire
>normally 7hr a day, get so much leave I dont recall working a full 8.
>I do like rye
>she only went to change, guess ill shitpost on 4chan
>pass out after a good fuck and wake up whenever

Oh wait guess im a salaryfag not a wagecuck, oh well. Me btfo.

>>37341327
Salary fags don't have to wear a uniform? That explains all the tea drinking, khaki shorts wearing doctors I've been seeing lately

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Not wagie but
>hear alarm go off
>wake up physically angry
>tfw always bad mood

>>37341037 Getting a night's rest for what? Tomorrow is Memorial Day, pretty much everything is closed retard

>>37341037
You do realize tomorrow is a work holiday right

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>>37341400
>>37341415
Oh I'm so sorry wagie. Please don't shoot up your place of work. You will be doing you taxes for uncle sam right? Wouldn't want to see you end up in jail for not giving up your hard earned money for free.

>>37341437
Joke's on you, my internship is unpaid.

>>37341344

At least I don't. But I also have the option to work from home and not wear anything if I want. Still make 70k/yr+benefits.

>>37341437
>place of work
Who talks like that? You sound like a living government form

>>37341327
superior salarybro

>>37341459
>b-b--b-ut I-I'm my own boss! I-I swear! Please don't tell on me to my superior, I'm nothing without his paycheck!

Only 4chan degenerates would criticize people for having a job. I guess it's more fun when Mommy pays for the tendies

>>37341500
Could you be anymore asspained? Anon was just replying to someone's question.

>>37341552
>no that doesnt apply to me. im such a grown up. heres my pay so i can justify my literal slavery. wait im wrong so ill just continue arguing
Who's really mad here friend?

>>37341415
Tomorrow isn't where I work
Have day off but we stay open
Retail never closes

>>37341591
His job sounds pretty chill, actually. Wageslaves only apply to those in shitty jobs receiving minimum wage.

If you actually love your job and aren't underpaid and fucked in the ass, then you don't really qualify as a wageslave. Plus, he's on salary.

>who's really mad here friend
It seems you are.

>>37340782
Tomorrow is Memorial Day, retard.

Are you so far down the rabbit hole that you don't even know when the holidays are anymore?

>>37341619
>come into thread where he is made fun of
>starts commenting against the grain expecting people to agree with him
>doesnt work so he starts jumping into others posts
>dude youre so mad lmao im not lol can you tell by how mad i say you are

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>>37340782
> Wake up whenever
> Drink at least 3 cups of tea before getting out of bed
> Maybe breakfast in bed too
> Leave bedroom and stroll 3 feet to my home office in my underwear
> Sometimes don't bother with underwear on the days the housemaid isn't in
> Browse patrician 4chan boards while drinking more tea
> Orientate employees on what to do over irc
> Take credit for their efforts when I organise the department's weekly reports
> Fuck around on the internet a bit
> Gym
> Lunch
> Nap
> Fuck around on internet
> Drink wine and eat doctor shopped klonopin until I pass out
> Get paid 8k USD / month after taxes

Remind me why I'm jealous of NEETS again?

>>37341660
He made one post, an anon replied to it, and he answered their question. That's it. You just replied to him trying to make him made but he isn't even a wageslave lol

But alright, bro. Whatever you say

>>37341619
He's probably just triggered that someone has a well-paying job that they like and not a McJob

>claims to work from home making 200k while working 2 hours a week
>on the same board that claims they cant find a entry level dishwasher job with a PhD in thermodynamics
Okay who's lying to me?

working six hours a day making 1900 a month have all the free time i could ever need and get 600+ to spend on whatever the fuck i want after rent+food+utilities

neets wish they had my life

Fellow NEETs

Do any of you have experience applying for jobs? How do you do it? Is it all online? My mother is pressuring me to get a job, I think I might just try and get autismbux but I don't know how. Help please?

I'll only get a job if neetbux is impossible to get.

>i ONLY have to work 7 hours a day 6 days a week
>i ONLY have to give up 50% of my pay or my freedom
>i ONLY have to kiss my bosses' ass to keep said job
>i ONLY have time to drink rye and get blackout drunk by myself everynight
>i ONLY have to eat lunch at my 3x3 cubicle by myself because everyone thinks im a greasy pervert that will shoot up the office
>good thing i have this super duper paycheck i can buy anything I want!
>buys ff part 32

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This is why I stopped wageslaving and became a drug dealer.

You NEETcucks can't even touch my money. I don't pay taxes and I live a comfy life plus I make more money than NEETs.

>this thread
neets on suicide watch

>>37341831
So is ANYONE who works a wageslave? I thought it only applied to people who are in shitty jobs on a "wage" hence the term wageslave

Now you guys say that ANYONE who works legally is a wageslave? Lmao

>>37341886
Have fun at the defendant's table, nigger.

>>37341886
>>37341751
>>37341673
>>37341327
neets got anything to say?

didn't think so

>>37341905
Wagebert, relax. We know your cholesterol levels are rising. So is your alcohol dependence. I promise you that you are an integral part of society. Happy wagebert? Now go fetch me my free money while I prepare for my symphony

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>>37341932
>b-but you're gonna get arrested!

Maybe I will. Until then I'll be living a more comfy life with more money than you. Have fun leeching off the slaves.

>go on date with girl
>she asks what i do for work
>tell her i'm a NEET
>she suddenly gets a message on her phone
>has to leave due to a family emergency

wonder what happened

>>37341954
I was just asking a question, anon. Wtf are you talking about? lol

Also
>implying I'm a wageslave

I love how you guys think anyone who disagrees with you must be a wageslave.

>>37341969
You forgot to get a haircut

>>37341886
>>37341939

Have fun in jail and working for 70 cents an hour as a new American slave. "Made in USA", that'll be you who made that happen. Makes things cheaper so I can buy more with my neetbux :)

>>37341981
>Also
>>implying I'm a wageslave
Are you in denial? Are you ashamed? I would be.

>>37341939
Why don't NEETs ever reply to the posts worth replying to?

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>>37342008
>implying I distribute enough at a time to actually get jailtime where I live
>implying I sell "hard" drugs

I can almost taste your bitterness. Stay mad that you can't touch a single penny in my stash. You ain't much better than slaves when you're a leech.

>>37341750
Why don't wagiess ever reply to the posts worth replying to?

>>37341769
gonna be a mix of online and offline paper applications. so the steps are 1. apply 2. maybe get an interview 3. get hired or no response or rejection
gotta keep applying until you get a bunch of interviews.

>>37342008
> :)

neet on suicide watch lmao

>>37342011
I'm not a wageslave, though? I don't even have a legal job, lol.

Stay buttblasted.

>>37342052
because they know there is literally nothing they can say about it and they lost

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Is it wageslavery if my family owns houses which we lease to people? Most I'd do is fix things there every once in a while.

>dude youre so mad LMAO!
>I promise I'm totally not mad! At all!
>LOL! Stay mad dude!
>IM NOT A WAGIE but im still not mad
>hey did you hear me? stop being mad!

I think the "Neets" lost this thread good job everyone!

Day as a NEET

>be Neet
>wake up at 2:00pm to the sound of alpha step dad sexually punishing my mother
>Peel cum rag off belly
>dig around under sheets in search of micropenis
>visit 4chan and complain about wagecucks, chads, and roasties before i even brush my teeth
>make my way downstairs
>see sweaty, imposing step dad drinking beer
>avoid eye contact with him like the coward I am
>"you gonna get job today, anon? Or just jack off to cartoons of 6 year old chink bitches?"
>run out of the house because his toxic masculinity was turning me gay
>see former classmate drive by in car he purchased from hard work
>walk to corner store to buy flaming hot cheetos and Red Bull
>store owner doesn't accept autismbux, neetbux, or Obamabux
>walk home
>log on to 4chan
>make thread about how the NEET life is so great
>cry and fap myself to sleep as i listen to Rythmic slapping sounds of alpha chad step dad dicking down my mother

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>>37342097
What's wrong, NEETboy? Why don't you actually reply to the post? You're like a passive aggressive female lmao.

>>37342097
>making a post to tell people how not mad you are

this neet is pissed

>>37342122
Major projection in this post lmoa

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you know, maybe us NEETS should try out wagecucking, you know? Maybe it's not as bad as we think.. heh.. heh...

send help, this fucking wagie is really fucking ragie and is going to kill me!

>>37342047
How do I start dealing drugs? I want money but I don't want to wageslave.

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>>37342127
>>37342129
Don't you have some sleep to be catching up on? Taxes to file? License to renew? Alcohol addiction to succumb to? Paperwork to file? Car to upgrade? Lie about your job? Lie about your pay? Bills to pay? Stacies to get rejected by? Give money to camgirls to feel a sense of belongingship? Suicide general to post?

>>37342129
>>37342231
You were right, homie. He is pissed.

>be ugly former loser, sperg 19 yr old white boy
>Wake up at noon, live at parents house upstairs
>Stretch, get out of bed
>take hit of the devils lettuce, feeling good and normie pilled
>dress in black clothes, im ugly but it makes me look great
>take my time french pressing coffee, from grounds mum bought me
>Don't have caffeine reliance
>Realize my nigga loud pack supplier doesn't care what time I come thru
>Jumps into beat up Iroc-Z
>Waits outside his crib, checking phone making sure I didnt have to work today
>Realize I have it better than half of the people on here, I struggle with money but not too bad
>I only work 4-5 hours each day
>put on GTA V and play around with mods when I get home
>opens fresh loud pack and packs first bowl of the night, making it last
>I am just beeeeeing myself, attending to my responsibilities and not caring about strangers on a fucking 4chan board
>Don't have any kids, have nice shy gf with perf tiddies
>walk up the stairs fine, I'm not an alcoholic
>another day, another fun day

>>37342223
>How do I start dealing drugs? I want money but I don't want to wageslave.
I'm sure you can look it up online.

Also, if you're a friendless NEET, you probably won't be able to make any money off it. You need a decent-sized social circle.

>>37342231
nope I'm free until Tuesday I get to relax while being a respectable member of society

meanwhile have fun pissing in bottles and cumming on the same rag you have used for 3 years

>>37342283
So basically you have to be a normie to be a drug dealer?

>>37342284
>nope I'm free until Tuesday
Good, good. Great for you. Must feel really special getting one day of your life accommodated to you from your boss. Hope you dont just end up sleeping half the day and getting to drunk and regretting it just like last weekend. Like clockwork

>>37342277
I look like Bobby from King Of The Hill but with several bad facial scars, I am overweight, bad social skills but I make due with what I got. forgot to add that to post

>>37342322
>getting drunk
>sleeping half the day

haha come on anon read my post again I said I'm a respectable member of society I don't do things like that

...oh wait you probably didn't pass high school sorry you're probably a bit slow

>>37342305
Yeah. Drugs don't sell themselves. Not even weed. If you're some friendless loser living in his mom's house or on autismbux, you're not gonna be able to pull it off successfully.

I mean, you could try the darkweb, but I don't know how that works.

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>>37341673
>Drink at least 3 cups of tea before getting out of bed