>chop jalapeno >pick nose >instant regret what do I

I eat those raw man up sissy

I've cooked using arbol chilis then fapped without washing my hands on more than one occasion. It's not very fun. Best you can do is ride it out unless sniffing something to carry the oil away sounds fun. Dawn in a neti pot?

>>37333066
pour milk on it, milk serves as a neutraliser
not memeing

>>37333916
This, actually. Milk or yogurt up your nose might help.

>>37333088
checked, this.

orillegal

>>37333916
>>37333954
thanks anons, it's taken the edge off

>>37334062
No problem. That's a good trick to remember.

>>37333066
Just let it burn out. Maybe rinse with water or milk. You can't really stop it, but these effects last only for like 15 minutes after direct contact with membranes.

>be me getting a haircut
>barber pulls out the blade to finish up my neck
>too autistic to say no, usually don't like it because sensitive skin but figure fuck it it's not that bad
>two hours later cooking delicious vegetarian dishes at friends house
>crush cayenne peppers with knife
>now these motherfuckers are HOT and you only want to use about two tiny ones for a four person dish
>forget to wash hands and start touching neck out of habit
>immediately my neck starts burning with the force of a thousand spicy chipotles coming out your ass
>leaves red mark in a perfect square from where the barber razored my neck
>continues burning for the remainder of the night, dinner is basically ruined because i can focus on nothing else than the force of a thousand suns igniting the back of my neck
>never ever ever no more razors at the barber shop

>>37333066
>get's irritated by jalapeno

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit, you'e weak.