>fall for the throw poop out the window meme
>poop hit a little girl and killed her
I might go to fucking prison and my mom wants to kick me out of the house what the fuck am I going to do?
>>37329025
>poop hit a little girl and killed her
did you literally shit a brick?
>>37329025
We totally believe you, man.
>>37329025
The fuck do you eat?
>>37329052
>>37329146
Not on impact, but through infection.
>>37329229
>being this toxic
You truly belong in this cesspit
>>37329025
Your poop did WHAT
These are the types of threads I still browse r9k for. Quality autism.
>>37329334
fuck off Enrico
>>37329229
Actually it was a little of both
>>37329025
literally how the fuck ?
>>37329025
bumperoni
godspeed anon
>>37329025
It hit her in the head and I guess some of it landed in her mouth. She had a compromised immune system and now her family is pressing charges
>>37329025
go into hiding and document it on /r9k/
>>37329025
Suicide by poop? L O L
>>37331017
Quite a storyNow show the newspaper article/obituary or GTFO
What a shitty story OP
>>37331116
The true robot death