"WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>*picks up a bus full of screaming wagies and throws it into a river*
"TIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKK"
>*uses a skyscraper as a toothpick*
"TOOOCCCCKKKK"
>>37328420
Someone should dub the herakles Disney film where the giant cyclop is walking around the town looking for the hero
>>37328420
I was waiting for this thread. Do you have another day of eating tendies off a paper plate ahead of you?
>>37328420
kek
original originally mega original top origins
>>37328445
y-you mean hercules, r-right?
>>37328420
>bus full of wagies
hits just a little too close to home
>>37328445
>herakles
Nigga what
>>37328993
>>37329344
>not knowing the true name is Heracles
Uneducated, underage faggots
>>37329394
You spelled it wrong though
*sees wagie holding a cup of coffee, running across front lawn to catch the bus pulling up to the stop*
>"I TOLD YOU NO RUNNING ACROSS MY GARDEN WAGIE"
*blows wagies legs out*
*wagie still desperately trying to crawl to sheckelstein's factory*
>"TIICK TOCK THE CLOCK DOESNT STOP"
when you think about it, skyscrapers are literally wageslave farms. jesus.
to go even deeper, public schools are wasgeslave makers. they teach you how to sit for long periods and be docile and accept what is given to you. its funny, in America youre not allowed to leave school, and if police catch you outside of school they have to send you back, and you may even be fined.
>>37328420
Fuck off retard. Tomorrow's a paid holiday.
>>37328420
is this what neets do everyday?
making pointless threads that wagies will never see because they are busy with living their lives
how sad
>>37332030
my dear wagecuck, you don't seem to realize that we NEETs have so much free time we can mock the wagies all we want! We know you browse /r9k/ during your 20-second lunchbreak.
>tfw you're a wagecuck and the single form of pleasure you get everyday is seeing OP's Wakie Wakie threads
Bless you anon, whoever and wherever you are
>>37331434
Feels good being homeschooled. I was destined to be a neet.
>>37328420
Thisthread hasn't appeared here in a long time.
Meant to ask, but would landlords count as wageslaves?