These things are incredible. I have completely given up on having

>>37328374
>masturbation death grip syndrome
wut?

sell it to me OP I'm considering buying

>>37328374
Questions:

>Is it cold/uncomfortable? Can you heat it with warm water?
>How do you clean up?
>Do you need to lube it up?
>Does it smell?
>Does it feel really much better?
>Any recommended brand that doesn't have toxix chemicals for Penis McCock?

>>37328505
basically gripping ur dick too hard and stroking way harder then you would thrust during sex. it makes your nerve endings less sensetive

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>>37328374
I don't think the gene pool will miss you

Now excuse me, I need to get back to my pious Catholic girlfriend. We're going to fuck after we get married ;)

>>37328527
>cold
nah it warms up after you use it for 30/60 seconds, no need for water or whatever

>clean up
turn it inside out and use hot water, let it air dry

>lube
yeah just some cheap water based stuff, doesnt need alot

>smell
nah

>feel
way better than fapping, the orgasm make you fucking spasm its creepy

>reccomended
just splash on a real one with the hard plastic tube and shit around it, worth it 100%

>>37328527
>not OP but

>Is it cold/uncomfortable? Can you heat it with warm water?
It's cold if you want it to be. Yes, it can be heated with warm water.

>How do you clean up?
Hole in the back. Run water through.

>Do you need to lube it up?
Yes.

>Does it smell?
Yes.

>Does it feel really much better?
Yes.

>Any recommended brand that doesn't have toxix chemicals for Penis McCock?
Fleshlights are made out of a refined vegetable oil. Stay away from stuff with phthalate plastics. Most male toys are just rubber though.

Jap toys are nicer than Fleshlights though. Fleshlights wheeze when you use them due to the weird case design and the holes in the back to adjust grip. Not a terrible first toy, but >>>/jp/ona knows better.

>>37328374
>I have completely given up on having real sex

As if the act of penetration is the only aspect of sex. It's about physical intimacy, something this sad plastic thing can't ever replace.

>>37328605
>>37328653

Thank you both, advice taken.

>>37328374
>completely given up on having real sex
>but because of these my sex stamina is incredible
what the fuck does it matter? you're fucking a piece of rubber

>>37328865
>not wanting to fuck random fat gay dudes from craigslist

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>>37328653
>Fleshlights wheeze when you use them due to the weird case design and the holes in the back to adjust grip.

>Anon, are you sick? I hear u wheezing a lot at night.

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>>37328374
got one, feels good man

After i run water threw it should i dry the inside with a towel?

>>37328374
This vs onaholes
Go
Shill the expensive piece of rubber senpai

>>37328374
I had one, but it was too tight so I couldnt fit my whole dick in

>>37328374
I got mine in the mail last week. I've been reading about and practicing masturbation without ejaculation for a couple weeks now. Fleshlight is a game changer.

Onaholes are superior to flesh lights. Look in the general on /jp/ for the guide