Just bought a .44, single action revolver. How do I shoot myself

>>37327290
>Get a bit drunk so you don't pussy
>In the mouth
>Have it at a slight angle, to ensure it penetrates the maximum amount of brain
>Close you're eyes
>Think of release
>Pull the trigger

>>37327437
>Get a bit drunk so you don't pussy
>Have it at a slight angle, to ensure it penetrates the maximum amount of brain

Don't do it this way anon, you'll fuck up and end up paralyzed or some shit. Besides 44 is a meek caliber compared to the 357.

Try to OD or look up ways to kill yourself painlessly with gas, I read about that somewhere. More efficient & less painful.

>>37327290
point it at head and pull the trigger

>>37327437
Don't have alcohol, just painkillers. Gonna take like 5-7 >>37327541
It's only a 2 inch barrel, so I'm pretty sure it'll practically explode my face

>>37327290
You could climb on some tower or get outside in the cold, that even if you fail to kill yourself by shooting, you will still die

>>37327583
>It's only a 2 inch barrel, so I'm pretty sure it'll practically explode my face

Well good job ending up paralyzed with a face looking like solid mashed potatoes. Do you seriously want to take a chance nigga?

Either go for the biggest caliber you can find, or choose another way. Hanging, jumping off buildings can also backfire horribly. Killing yourself with some gas, on the other hand...It's up to you ultimately, but be wise about it.

Revolvers can still jam.
I'd recommend purchasing a powerful single like a Thor .45-70

>>37327541
My moms a nurse and she's said trying to kill yourself by ODing is dumb. Lower success rate than other methods and will fuck your body up pretty bad.

You should go with exit bag, gun, or using a car in a closed area.

Dubs and you don't shoot yourself. It's not worth it man

>>37327627
Gas can be extremely painful if you turn the pressure up too high and burst your lungs.

>>37327541
>Besides 44 is a meek caliber compared to the 357.

44 caliber is .44 of an inch. .357 is you guessed it .357 of an inch. What caliber is 5.56 x 45 NATO? It's .22 caliber, .22 of an inch. How can that be? The caliber refers to the diameter of the projectile.

Now that you know that go buy a .44 and top yourself cunt.

Reading about guns on /r9k/ is just about the cringiest shit I've seen in weeks. You people are fucking idiots, I would tell you to kill yourselves but I'm sure you would fuck that up too.

>>37327674
roll

ogegonigano

>>37327695
>inch
Kys, retard unit, retard answer retard country

>>37327601
Was gonna try to find a place out in the middle of nowhere. Not trying to be found. Hoping that if I fuck up somehow I can go for round 2 >>37327627
Yeah. I'm fucking done. Also if I make s note I'd probably tell my family to pull the plug. Not tryna live as a potato. Also .44 is one of the biggest calibers out there besides .45, .5, etc. best I could do. >>37327632
If it jams I'll try again?
>>37327674
Not asking for remorse or anything. Just wanted tips. Appreciate it though

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>>37327678
Basically OP if you wanna go in the mouth follow the black line.

Alternatively point it at the back of your head and follow the red line.

Either way you want the bullet to go through the area on this diagram labeled "pons" and take out as much surrounding brain matter as possible.

The "brain stem" is the part of the brain that controls the rest of the brain and all your vital functions, if it's destroyed you are dead.

However simply damaging or destroy party of the cerebral/cerebellar cortext might not be enough to kill you, that's why you don't shoot yourself in the side of the or in the face or anything.

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Make sure you do it at the correct angle. Aim for the brain stem. If you don't you could lose your face and still survive.

>>37327769
>>37327781
Thanks for the help. Saved that image.

Also OP I know you're already past that point but please considering living. Many amazing experiences can be had if you live and you'll end up dying anyway, why rush it?

>>37327758
Can't you get your hands on a shotgun?
Those are pretty easy to find if you can drive to a countryside town.

>>37327846
Kek I'm too pussy to even walk into a gun store. I'm over 18, but I feel like I'd be hella nervous when I go in, act/look weird, etc. I had to buy this a different way
Wanted one though yeah.

>>37327769
>that's why you don't shoot yourself in the side of the or in the face or anything.

If no one is in the vicinity to hear the shot he'd bleed out anyway right?

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>>37327846
And I know "well if you're gonna kill yourself what does it matter" but I'm an awkward fuck and I don't know a good excuse as to why I'm buying it, don't know how long the waiting period is, etc

>>37327907
Shooting yourself is a bet. Go for it if you're sure and if you're confident you'll hit it but know that you could miss as well.

I'd gladly talk you out of suicide but I doubt an anonymous person on the internet could succeed.

Hence why I'd urge you to buy books, research which gas can kill you painlessly and assuredly. It'll give you time to think and if you're still sure you wanna kys, then at least you won't take any chances.

>>37327737
he got dubs you arent allowed to shoot yourself now

>>37327437
>>37327583
the booze also helps with thinning blood

>>37327541
>Besides 44 is a meek caliber compared to the 357.

why the fuck has no one commented on this blatantly wrong statement?

>>37327955
Dubs are only when it's the last two numbers you fucking newfag

>>37327997
Yes, after further research I admit I was wrong. Poor knowledge of firearms. It just seemed that on each video I look up, the 357s wielded way more damage.

All the more reason not to use guns.

>>37327958
Would painkillers? I have like 10 hydros

>>37328037
It's actually a reason not to use a handgun. Even the .44 magnum, which at one point was "the most powerful handgun in the world", is much weaker than any full-power rifle. A powerful shotgun (16, 12 or 10 gauge) puts any handgun to shame and produces the most devastating wounds of any conventional small arm.

>>37327290
Put the barrel of the gun in your mouth, make sure the gun is loaded.
Put your finger, whichever you prefer, on the trigger and close your eyes.
Sit, stand, or lie down in this position for 10 minutes and rethink you situation.

this is the best procedure when it comes to suicide via gunshot, please take care.

>>37327781
why not just buy more than 1 bullet?

>>37328150
takes a lot of guts shooting yourself, twice.

>>37328051
I think the effect of such medicine is designed to be limited to brain chemistry unlike booze which has lots of effects on the body, for example blood thinning

how old are u m8

>>37328164
well your face hanging loose like that guy posted looks painful, might as well shoot again to end it

>>37328164
It actually happens IRL in some cases

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>>37327756
>gets btfo
>gets angry at a unit of measurement

I got a better idea , buy a glock and go on a shooting spree

Or are you too much of a bitch to kill self when it's the world that led you to this ?

>>37327290
Pics of gun, bullets etc?

Timestamp? I want to believe.

>>37328211
You're such a fucking joke, responding 30 minutes later
You should consider using those guns on your own person

/k/ here

With a 44 mag there really no way you CAN'T die from literally any shot pointed at your head. The kinetic energy is far to great and will most definitely destroy your brain. Just put it in your mouth and aim for the lower top of the roof of your mouth and you're set.

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>>37328377
Sorry for making you wait lol

needed another cuppa java

>>37328429
Next time have a cup of rat poison

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>>37328476
Have a nice day anon I hope you cheer up. I didn't mean to anger you THAT much.

>>37328418
>With a 44 mag there really no way you CAN'T die from literally any shot pointed at your head

Wrong. People have survived shotgun contact wounds because it didn't properly destroy the brain stem and they somehow survived the blood loss. The .44 Mag produces the energy of an intermediate rifle caliber, which is really not impressive, though it feels like a lot when fired from a handgun

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>>37328524
Burn in hell prick.

>>37327695
>Diameter is the only thing that matters

Now lets hear how .45 acp is superior to .
357 and 44 magnum since it's wider.

OP who was going to kill himself, are you still here?

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>>37327290

>babies first existential crisis

Get a life, loser.

>>37328844
>Diameter is the only thing that matters

Not what he was implying but ok.

>>37327290
Tbf the only certain methods involve really dreadful shit i.e. jumping off a 10-story building or jumping in front of a train