How many years of your life would you give away to look

That depends on how long I have left to live in the first place.

All of them. Just kill me already.

>>37327279
all of them so i can die sooner

nothing would change if i had that face and it's probably the same way for most other autistic fucks aroundhere

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>>37327314
>nothing would change if i had that face

you'd be so surprised... it wouldn't be limited to women.

>>37327279
What is it called when one eye is bigger than the other I have the exact same

>>37327314
I came here to post literally, exactly this.

>>37327314
>>37327381
LOL at this cope

0. Being ugly isn't the end of the world, being dead is the end of the world.

Do you sad fucks actually think that women like men with these oversized, deformed jaws?

>>37327279
None, this nigga ugly

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>>37327828
>blaming yourself for your failures is coping
>blaming something outside of your control is not
whatamievenreading

>>37328515
r9k is full of brainlets.

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>>37327279
none

i'd much rather look like this desu

>>37328463
Yes wedo. It's not deformed either. He looks literally like a perfect man.

I have that, but I'm skinny and I only ever have had sex with prostitutes. I've almost gotten laid normally but I'm too beta and fucked it up. I like prostitutes though.

So if you're jealous of my looks don't be, just have some time with a prostitute and we're equals.

>>37328589
Post lower face then.

>>37328553
Robots like men that gay men find appealing, not women.

>>37328515
Yes, believing that you are in control of your outcomes is the biggest cope of them all.

>>37328550
I didn't think you'd come down to this, Birdy...

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>>37327279
ert5gger4 r34

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>>37327279
2wefd wewefwer we 2

>>37327314
>My life is shit because I'm autistic, not because I'm disgustingly ugly
We know you don't really believe that

>>37328749
>>37328783
>feeling superior about his mental illness

I'd want to die at 30, so I could live a decade like that. My death would be a tragedy, but I'd stay young forever.

>cope
>incel
>lit
>salty

I want these new words to leave
I don't want these words to become things

>>37327279
lookism/sluthate fags are the worst.

I would gladly give away ALL of my life to live the life of prime top Chad for ONE WEEK.

None, that guy has weird proportions, pick a better looking less alien like guy and I'd give fifteen years off my life

>>37328749
>>37328783

this looks heavily shooped into some incel's idea of a 10/10 Chad

in reality it gives off some uncanny valley vibe and looks creepy as fuck and probably gets no hits on Tinder

>>37328873
>probably gets no hits on Tinder
I fucking dare you to try. I dare you.

>>37328824
Why? Because they're right?

>>37327314
yeah but you wouldn't be "autistic" in the first place if you looked like that so...

>>37328815
>I don't want these words to become things
it's already lit fampai

>>37328912
Well, it depends.

If he grew up ugly and then instantly transformed into top Chad, then it would take his mind some time to adjust.

If he got born top Chad, he would never grow up to be autistic, creepy, annoying or whatever euphemism women use for men they don't find attractive.

>>37328912
sorry, i thought one of the conditions of the OPs hypothetical was that we'd actually retain our brains/personalities.. otherwise what's the point.

also
>my brain wiring wouldn't be so fundamentally fucked if i was born prettier!!1
yeah i'm the one 'coping here'.

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Looks is everything fucking lmao at how brainwashed you ffucking retards are. you seriously believe personality matters at all? you seriously believe confidence is what matters

http://www.refinery29.com/2014/07/70489/jeremy-meeks-hot-felon-model

AFTER BEING A LITERAL CRIMINAL his face got him viral on the internet, women said "id let him rape me" and a modelling contract adn you fucking mongoloids genuinely believe hes attractive because of his confidence? fucking hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWjNOTtMfD4

Literally as autistic as someone from r9k, awkward pausing, mumbling complete lack of confidence and women still find him fucking insanely attractive

OKCUPID SHOWS YOUR LOOKS LITERALLY EQUALS YOUR PERCIEVED PERSONALITY

http://i.imgur.com/p1e3Uyt.png

http://www.nytimes.com/1981/09/01/science/effects-of-beauty-found-to-run-surprisingly-deep.html?pagewanted=1

tldr you are all fucking retarded looks are all that matters think otherwise and you are in denial

i would give up my entire life to live one year looking like that, definitely.

>>37329132
>>my brain wiring wouldn't be so fundamentally fucked if i was born prettier!!1
Yeah because growing up with constant positive feedback due to your good looks. Growing up with more social experiences (people want to be around attractive people) and thus better social skills.

Yeah, surely this wouldn't make you better adjusted human being. You are a retard.

Maybe 5yrs? I not bad looking and have a decent body, so if I got the face I could probably make bank on being a model.

I'm pretty happy as I am though

>>37329173
yeah because guys will give some autistic beta a free pass from bullying and wanna hang out with him because he looks pretty?
fucking hell you faggots think like girls it's pathetic

>>37329377
yes actually. it's the halo effect

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>Tfw I've enjoyed enough fiction to delude myself that ugly people often have some redeeming trait, like brilliance.

Zero, OP.

>>37327279
I'm a fat fuck rn but my face is a solid 8/10 so I'm pretty content. I just need to find the energy to start working out again

>>37327279
Literally none

I'm having too much fun playing games with my friends online

Women are fucking boring. I can just pay an escort if I want sex.