It's Haiku time, Robots! This Haiku is pretty shit, but

computer lighting
filling my dimly lit room
why am I still alive

My only mistake
Was loving you too hard
Guess I'm retarded

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>>37322972
>5 7 6

Why do you live on
If you cannot even do
Haiku properly

Why, indeed, Anon.
Consider offing yourself
It is for the best.

>>37323019
goddammit i fucking suck

It's all over now
Mom found my cum cucumber
Fucking normalfags

this board fucking sucks
wish i could get out of here
i have nothing else

watakushi wa
sabishiisugite
shinitaiyo

ne okaasan
joshikousei (male)
ninaritai

Lonely, depressed
I want to see a message
But there is no friend

drifting in the wind
I stare into the nothing
I have no girlfriend

>>37323019
How do I make Haiku ??

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>>37322925
I type a comment
It asks if im a robot
I add a cartoon frog

Motionless I am
The screen lights my room with warmth
Against a cold night

>>37322925
I'm sailing through days
washing on shared shores
recounting our time

>>37322925
first one is the kanji of samurai, right?
what's the meaning of the other kanji?

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>>37322925

>Come to the doctor
>A lethal dose of morphine
>Is waiting for you

>>37324722

five syllables first
seven syllables second
five syllables last