>be 179cm >round up to 180cm when people ask how tall I

>Be Jew
>Say I no Jew.

>>37322903
>get people on internet to trust me with secrets
>use it to destroy them the second they irk me

>5'10
>see 5'8 guy state he is 6' to a girl
>"anon how tall are you?"
>"5'8"

sneaky boy

>>37323113
The true /devilish/

Pls stop btw

>>37322903
>be roastie
>rudely criticize other women for flaws which are also my insecurities
>bunch of people tell me I don't know what I'm talking about and call me virgin
>feel better

>>37323445
That's not /devilish/ by even the loosest definition.

Except by the standard that women are literally the devil.

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>>37322903
>be 164cm
>tell my real height because they can see I'm a dwarf

>>37322903
>go to restaurant
>take all the sugar packets
>empty them onto the table
>ask why the table wasn't clean before I was seated

>have 8"
>tell girls I have 6"
>they think all their exes were lying small-dicked 4"

>>37324077
Nah man if you just say it with confidence they'll believe you're 6 foot

Oh and remember to be urself :)

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>be 178cm
>be completely honest to people whenever they ask about my height
keh heh heh, try and stop me roaches

>>37324092
This reflects even more poorly on women then on you

"Well yeah it felt good then but NOW my memory of the sex is unsatisfying because of my internalized standards"

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>be friendless virgin
>tell people I have friends and get pussy