>some anon mentions he's had sex >five angry virgins

>>37319893
fuck off

origrbsrg

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>>37319893
This is a board for people who struggle at life, it's not a board to brag or showing off.

I've had sex. GIVE ME (You)s

>>37319893
kys fagerino

>>37320005
Show me where it says if you've had sex you can't be here

>>37319893
>newfag is a humblebragger
>he gets mad when people call him out on it

UHHH explain OP???

>Having sex
>think about all the losers on r9k
>think about how much better I am than them
>start mercilessly pounding my fuck buddies pussy
>after I cum all over her pretty face she complains about me being a savage beast and how she's gonna be sore for the next week.

feels good man

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>mfw i won't give any of these normieshits any (you)s

Deal with it normals.

>>37320079
Damn, this post made me hard.

>>37319893
Maybe its because he doesn't belong here?

>>37320120
idk what it is but the thought of sex deprived men while I'm fucking some cute chick turns me into an animal

>>37320120
have you not fapped in 3 years? how the fuck does that make you hard lmao????

>>37320138
>>37320139
I dunno, just the thought of pounding a tight, pink, wet pussy who is your 'fuck-buddy' is arousing

>>37319893
>tfw /r9k/ has more triggers than most tumblrinas

The majority of people have had sex; if you have had sex, you are literally a normie. Even moreso if you have kissed, hugged or held a hand.

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>>37319893
It's called being an autistic faggot. It's literally, "Better yourself! You can change your life!" then when you do, "Fuck off!!!"

>>37320054
if you've had sex you're probably not autistic enough to warrant being here.
there are other places even on the internet where you'd fit in better.

ITT: No True Robot

>>37320269
When gas /r9k/ ever encouraged people to improve themselves? This place is full of people who feel like they're fucked and they'll tell you you're fucked too because /r9k/ is basically crabs in a bucket

>>37320269
The ones saying "improve yourself" are normies, not robots.

>>37320234
>le triggered xDDDD
>>>/pol/

>>37320269
On the small chance you actually succeed in improving yourself, there's no reason to continue being here. It's better for both content and your mental health to leave at that point.

>>37320054
Sex havers are just shitposters. Like OP said they get angry responses you're not welcome read the atmosphere

>>37320362
You're kinda proving my point m8.
I would think that self professed lonely people and miserable people in their safe space here should be more accepting of each other so they could ultimately be less lonely and miserable in their safe space but >>37320325 is right: crabs in a bucket, echo-chamber, and "trolling" make this place counter-productive to those that could benefit most from it.
But I'm a faggot that needs to go back to ______ or something.

t. oldfag

>>37320388
So no where?

Why would you come to /r9k/ of all boards to talk about sex? There's /b/, there's /soc/, there's any of the adult boards. Why come here?

r9k is the autistic shitposting board. There's literally no reason to post normalfag shit here because the bot will just mute you for unoriginal content or janitors will purge it to stop the reeeeee'ing from robots. DESU, there's no reason any normalfags should be on an Indonesian carpet weaving forum anyway.