>visiting family to have dinner
>going ok, they are drinking like always
>family cat has obviously developed some issues walking since the last time I saw him.
>family blames it on old age
Fast forward 3 hours..
>family cat laying in living room near a wall
>drunk alcoholic mom stands directly on cat's leg, doesn't notice
>cat crys out in pain for 4 full seconds before she moves
>stoned alcoholic younger brother (that never moved out) chimes in:
>it's not your fault mom, the dumb cat shouldn't be laying there
Fuck these people. I cant comment or lecture them or they will rage because their drunken belligerence will amplify the situation and the neighbors will call the cops...
Should I just kidnap the cat? He likes me and would like my apartment. Y'all decide
yes steal the cat poor baby :(
>>37315712
>Should I just kidnap the cat
Yes do it. And if they want it back, report maltreatment on animal at Police.
>>37315712
snatch that nigga, hombre!
>>37315712
Yes, take the cat! Assholes like them don't deserve one...
Please take the cat to a good home. If the cat likes you already then it will love you if you rescue it and give it a good home with decent food/water.
Do the right thing.
>>37315712
Kidnap it! DO IT BEFORE THESE ASSHOLES DAMAGE HIM ANY FURTHER!
do it. the cat obviously deserves better
also, put a laxative in their alcohol when no one is looking
>dogger trusts me not to hurt him
>always step over him when he's lying there
>one day i don't notice him
>accidentally step on his foot
>that hurt look of betrayal he gives me
>now when i walk by he runs out of the way
>lost his trust forever after that
i'm so sorry i didn't mean to
it was an accident please forgive me ;_;
>>37316346
Woah do dogs really behave like this? One fuck up is all it takes?
>>37315712
>Should I just kidnap the cat? He likes me and would like my apartment. Y'all decide
Yes, obviously.
kidnap cat and post more pic of him
>>37315712
Like everyone else said, take the cat. Put him in a carrier early in the morning before anyone wakes up and book it out of there.
>>37316346
>>37316391
Giving the pupper half of a sandwich will fix it. Their loyalty can be bought with food.
>>37315734
Operation Kitty Liberation is a GO
>phase one: put up with drunkness for a couple more hours, until they pass out
>phase two: get cat's travel crate and food from garage
>phase three: sneak kitty out in early morning
>phase four: profit one kitty
>phase five: spoil kitty and never hurt him ever
>phase six: play dumb when asked about kitty
They never come to my place to visit anyway, so I'll have no problem pulling this off.
Will post pictures in a new thread tomorrow
>>37316346
I have repeatedly rolled over into my cat in my sleep, she doesn't learn
I also step on her because she runs right under my feet, I just picked her up and kiss her and they forgive me
>>37317711
Can you specify some sort of uncommom keyword so we can search for the thread easily?
>>37318064
"Operation Kitty Liberation"
Also, I'll use the same thumbnail I used for this thread, with the black and white speckled cat.. Then I'll post a photo of the kitty once he is back in my apartment
>>37318064
OKL for short?