How I got permanent brain damage:
>be me
>borderline autistic
>badly in love with a stacey who has a 6'5" muscular Chad bf
>have this delusion that she loves me back
>one day she looks at me semi-invitingly
>see it as an opportunity and touch her ass
>next day chad confronts me
>"If I ever see you touching stacey again I will knock your skull out of your head, hear me freak?"
>autistic me spergs out "keyword being If I ever see you"
>knocks me out with a single punch
>>37314182
Thats two shit tests guys, one from Stacey AND one from chad
>>37314182
You'll get over it anon.
If you don't want to get over it just learn kung fu and knock the cunt out.
but holy shit OP
>keyword being If I ever see you
you sounded like you were gonna rape her
>>37314251
He was talking to chad when he said that, how many social situations have you been in anon?
>>37314311
yes but he it sounded like he was implying that he was going to touch stacey behind his back
>>37314336
I never got that vibe and I'm pretty normie, are you ok anon?
>>37314417
no and can we stop with the bullying? that how many social situations have you been in anon question was really aggressive
>>37314439
Ok ok im sorry I had a drink and was rude I'm sorry I'm on 4chan, why are you not ok anon?
>>37314467
because chad was me
>>37314491
What you mean anon, why was chad you? Did chad take you over?
>>37314512
no, I punched op
but I did not love stacy
I love op ;_;
>>37314541
I love OP too anon, feelsbadman. OP pls reply.
How I got permanent brain damage:
>Fried my brain taking ecstasy 2-3 times a week for about a year and a half
Feels retarded man.
>>37314635
your fault for choosing such a normie tier drug
>>37314660
It's true anon, ecstasy I mean wtf were you thinking.