Well /r9k/ what's your reason for being alive? I was going

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>>37314171
Living is pointless
Dying is pointless
Might as well just let it ride desu

>>37314171
You beat me. By one literal minute.
I tried to make a thread with this post 37 seconds ago to be told it was duplicate and redirected to "this".

I have unexused animus towards you.
Please tell me about something you made this thread for in thenhopes that I may dissolve it.

You dont need to answer
I certainly would like you to

>>37314232
>Dying is pointless
At least I don't have to do anything if I'm dead

>>37314275
Dont have to do anything when you're alive ;)

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>>37314171
If I die, the universe in my mind in which my happy alternative self lives, disappears.

I do it for him and solely for him, I'm serious, Anons.

>>37314268
You were going to make a thread with the same picture or text?

I just made this thread because I was curious why people want to live. The way I see it, it's pointless. After I dance around with heroin and exhaust my savings I'll be taking my own life

Kek that's actually pretty funny that I beat you by a minute I was going to take a piss but I wanted to post this thread first

>>37314328
>If I die, the universe in my mind in which my happy alternative self lives, disappears
Your "happy alternative self" is a dick. Why the fuck would he just leave you?

>>37314378
Because he died by my hands.

>>37314349
Just the picture.
The text was the antithesis of your thoughts.

>>37314455
>The text was the antithesis of your thoughts.
>tfw brainlet
I'm not gonna pretend like I understood what you just said.

Too much of a pussy to kill myself honestly. Would rather die early due to my vices than live a full life and so far I'm on track to do that
>drink every day
>started smoking last week just to kill myself
>steady diet of fast food and digorno for 8 months with the occasional bag of chips

>>37314171
i somehow still have some hope left

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>>37314171
>I was going to kill myself, but I decided sticking around longer to torment myself and my finances by acquiring an addiction to heroin was a better option
Might as well have just offed yourself already, I hope the early highs are worth it once you start needing more

i wanna be a successful person and thats what i strive to be like. sure there's death and all but why should i care about that - we're all gonna die and we all know that. so fucking man up because everyone has to think about this. no-one knows what comes after death, i don't think its heaven. im pretty sure its nothing

>>37314590
>torment myself and my finances by acquiring an addiction to heroin was a better option
Im gonna die anyway in a few weeks, who cares if I get hurt and spend some money to have a satisfying time?

>>37314171
How's heroin? Do you really feel like god or just slightly happier? I never used drugs nor alchool but i just wanna end this boredom/sadness

>>37314667
Going out good. All the best, Anon. Think of a nice memory.

>>37314815
Stick with alcohol and a little weed desu. You get to have a good time and unless you go full alcoholic or addict with them, they're much less likely to fuck you over than the harder drugs

I have two cats. They are my only friends and one of them is 20 yeas old, while I am 29. I probably would have taken the 12ga mouthwash already of not for them.

>Well /r9k/ what's your reason for being alive?

My parents fucked without a condom a couple of decades ago.

>>37314527
You'll die in a body you won't even recognize as your own. Why would you want this?

>>37314171
I have to beat the island challenge and make sense of the problems between Nohr and Hoshido....also I need to find and understand what the hidden subplot of shaun the sheep is

I want to create something I can be proud of before passing on

>>37314499
Opposites
Antithesis is literary opposite

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I'm alive because I'm too ambivalent to kill myself. The effort needed to die is way beyond what I can gather. Lazily drifting through the days is all I do.

Apathy, my friends

>>37316425
ikft bro

i justw ant it to end

id love to have the option to fall over dead immediately

im too pussy to shoot myself but i used to like to put the barrell of my shotgun in my mouth and practice aiming up and back then pulling the trigger.

would a 12 gauge like that actually be an instant death? whats the place to aim for and what shells, slug or 00 buck? i have 00 buck shells that are 30 years old but in new shape

>>37316722
Just buy a pistol and shoot yourself in the temple, pretty much 100% chance of death.

>>37316824
the guy from seinfeld did thi just shot his eyes out

I'm still living because after a long while of thinking, I decided that however long I live for; 60, or 80, or 100 years, it's no time AT ALL in the grand scheme of things. There's no proof that our conscience disappears after dieing, and without that I don't want to risk giving up on life too soon. Nothing much matters to me, but for as long as I'm alive I will try to be as successful as possible because why not.